Left handedness and dumb remarks

[Just One More]

What's not to like, like 

[Steve]

What's not to like, like 

Well quite and if you don't mind me saying so ahem there is a queue

But have you never heard about her oddity in bodily part counts?

[Just One More]

Without googling, I seem to recall summat about a third nipple?

[Steve]

Without googling, I seem to recall summat about a third nipple?

Indeed you did, look see

Lily Allen's third nipple exposed

Apparently they are more common than most think

[GROWLER]

I am left footed too 

...and cack handed.

[Barman]

Without googling, I seem to recall summat about a third nipple?

Indeed you did, look see

Lily Allen's third nipple exposed

Apparently they are more common than most think

 

[Miss Demeanour]

- Between 10-12% of people on earth are “lefties.” 
- At various times in history, left-handedness has been seen as many things: a nasty habit, a mark of the devil, a sign of neurosis,     rebellion, criminality, and homosexuality 
- Research has shown a link between trauma during gestation or during birth with an increased chance of being left-handed
- The Boston Strangler, Jack the Ripper, and Osama Bin Laden were lefties
- Researchers note that on average, left-handers reach sexual maturity later than right-handers

[GROWLER]

- Between 10-12% of people on earth are “lefties.” 
- At various times in history, left-handedness has been seen as many things: a nasty habit, a mark of the devil, a sign of neurosis,     rebellion, criminality, and homosexuality 
- Research has shown a link between trauma during gestation or during birth with an increased chance of being left-handed
- The Boston Strangler, Jack the Ripper, and Osama Bin Laden were lefties
- Researchers note that on average, left-handers reach sexual maturity later than right-handers

Most conclusive evidence thus far then , that most lefties are mutant mongulations. a fact that is confirmed in here every day.

[Barman]

- Between 10-12% of people on earth are “lefties.” 
- At various times in history, left-handedness has been seen as many things: a nasty habit, a mark of the devil, a sign of neurosis,     rebellion, criminality, and homosexuality 
- Research has shown a link between trauma during gestation or during birth with an increased chance of being left-handed
- The Boston Strangler, Jack the Ripper, and Osama Bin Laden were lefties
- Researchers note that on average, left-handers reach sexual maturity later than right-handers

Most conclusive evidence thus far then , that most lefties are mutant mongulations. a fact that is confirmed in here every day.

 

[boogs]

- Between 10-12% of people on earth are “lefties.” 
- At various times in history, left-handedness has been seen as many things: a nasty habit, a mark of the devil, a sign of neurosis,     rebellion, criminality, and homosexuality 
- Research has shown a link between trauma during gestation or during birth with an increased chance of being left-handed
- The Boston Strangler, Jack the Ripper, and Osama Bin Laden were lefties
- Researchers note that on average, left-handers reach sexual maturity later than right-handers

Most conclusive evidence thus far then , that most lefties are mutant mongulations. a fact that is confirmed in here every day.

xxxx     

[Steve]

. .- The Boston Strangler, Jack the Ripper, and Osama Bin Laden were lefties . . .

Not always the bestest role models I'd hazard to guess


Julia Roberts  John McEnroe and Robin van Persie  are lefties as of course are Miss C, Boogs, Misty, TMR, Uncle, JOM, Pastis etc so tis OK to be a leftie imho

[boogs]

- Researchers note that on average, left-handers reach sexual maturity later than right-handers

That explains a lot ...

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

And I mostly use a ghostly right hand . . . .

[Steve]

And I mostly use a ghostly right hand . . . .

 



It's a right riot now on the all new updated reckoning. 


Righties    12 

Apey, Barman, Tel, Miss D, Darwins, Steve, Barmisspah?, Baldy, Grumpmeister, Landlady, Growler, Marley's Ghost


Lefties     8

Nick, Miss C, Boogs, Misty, TMR, Uncle, JOM, Pastis


Ambies   0

[apc2010]

And I mostly use a ghostly right hand . . . .