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Barman's bad day
« on: August 20, 2007, 11:40:14 AM »
Have just heard from Barman who is now on his way home in what I expect to be a black fug similar to this emoticon  thatsit:

His day so far has not gone well because:

The bottom on his trainer fell off
The installation he was doing today didnt install because of unknown technical problems
On leaving the install site he reversed the truck into a wall (yes causing damage to his vehicle)

Boy oh boy am I looking forward to seeing him soon   noooo:

But of course, like most of you chappies  ::), he won't be in a bad mood because it will be my fault -somehow  surrender: surrender: surrender:
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Re: Barman's bad day
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2007, 11:44:32 AM »
Quote from: Landlady on August 20, 2007, 11:40:14 AM
Have just heard from Barman who is now on his way home in what I expect to be a black fug similar to this emoticon  thatsit:

His day so far has not gone well because:

The bottom on his trainer fell off
The installation he was doing today didnt install because of unknown technical problems
On leaving the install site he reversed the truck into a wall (yes causing damage to his vehicle)

Boy oh boy am I looking forward to seeing him soon   noooo:

But of course, like most of you chappies  ::), he won't be in a bad mood because it will be my fault -somehow  surrender: surrender: surrender:

I should get your kit off quick ~ he'll soon forget his troubles.
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Re: Barman's bad day
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2007, 11:47:53 AM »
 scared2: scared2: scared2: scared:
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Re: Barman's bad day
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2007, 11:53:06 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 20, 2007, 11:44:32 AM
Quote from: Landlady on August 20, 2007, 11:40:14 AM
Have just heard from Barman who is now on his way home in what I expect to be a black fug similar to this emoticon  thatsit:

His day so far has not gone well because:

The bottom on his trainer fell off
The installation he was doing today didnt install because of unknown technical problems
On leaving the install site he reversed the truck into a wall (yes causing damage to his vehicle)

Boy oh boy am I looking forward to seeing him soon   noooo:

But of course, like most of you chappies  ::), he won't be in a bad mood because it will be my fault -somehow  surrender: surrender: surrender:

I should get your kit off quick ~ he'll soon forget his troubles.

What and start  happy001 or  worthy:
 rubschin:
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Re: Barman's bad day
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2007, 11:53:50 AM »
In this case I think the knees have it.
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Re: Barman's bad day
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2007, 11:57:24 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 20, 2007, 11:47:53 AM
scared2: scared2: scared2: scared:

Are you suggesting I jump out from behind the sofa and shout boo at him  ::)
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Re: Barman's bad day
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2007, 11:59:22 AM »
 rubschin: You could do what most women do ~ take the other car and go shopping
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Re: Barman's bad day
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2007, 12:01:47 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 20, 2007, 11:59:22 AM
rubschin: You could do what most women do ~ take the other car and go shopping

Let's see what type of mood he really is in when he gets here and then if it's too bad I'll say Mr. Snoopy told me to go shopping and bugger orft to the shops - sounds like a good plan to me
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Re: Barman's bad day
« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2007, 12:37:09 PM »
More tat then. noooo:
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Re: Barman's bad day
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2007, 12:49:38 PM »
He's back  scared2:
Definately  Angry9:
Tried cheering him up by saying I'd found and counted all the loose change lying around the house and found it came of CYP 90.00  ;)
Grumpy retort was '' So it was money we had anyway ''
Certainly is a 'glass half full day'' for Barman  cry:
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Re: Barman's bad day
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2007, 12:51:22 PM »
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= 10 pence

Well done! point:
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Re: Barman's bad day
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2007, 01:00:09 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 20, 2007, 12:51:22 PM
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CYP 90.00
= 10 pence

Well done! point:

No it isn't  cool20:
CYP 90.00 is around GBP103 you numbnuts  whacky115 and because it's change I've been gathering out of Barman's pockets 'before' putting shorts and trousers in the washing machine from whence they'd been previously dumped on the bedroom floor I believe by rights it's all mine, mine, mine (mad laughter emoticon)
To cheer him up I think I just might pop off to the shops and buy loads of sented candles with it to wind him up further (more hysterical wicked laughter...........)
 
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Re: Barman's bad day
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2007, 01:07:45 PM »
What a pisser it was!  cussing:

Got out of the truck at the customer?s this morning and half the sole fell off my trainer ? well flapped-off actually so I spent the day walking around like Laurel and Hardy?  Banghead

Then spent the whole day with customer?s son (off school the little git) asking ?what this was? and ?what that was? and ?why does it make that noise? and ?will we get our money back if it falls off the wall? ? fuck off!  Angry9:

Then the bastard thing wouldn?t work for some inexplicable reason so I?ll have to go all the way back tomorrow and do it again and to just piss me off completely I reversed out of the tiny ally without scraping the sides of the truck and into a wall. Broke the rear light cluster.  Banghead

And no, she wasn?t on her knees when I got home.  noooo:
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Re: Barman's bad day
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2007, 01:18:14 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 20, 2007, 01:07:45 PM

And no, she wasn?t on her knees when I got home.  noooo:

Luckily I wasn't as the man to collect the rugs for cleaning had just arrived  eeek:
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Re: Barman's bad day
« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2007, 02:02:57 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on August 20, 2007, 01:18:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 20, 2007, 01:07:45 PM

And no, she wasn?t on her knees when I got home.  noooo:

Luckily I wasn't as the man to collect the rugs for cleaning had just arrived  eeek:

Another money saving opportunity lost  ::)
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