Barman's bad day

[Bar Wench]

CYP 90.00

= 10 pence

Well done!

No it isn't 
CYP 90.00 is around GBP103 you numbnuts  and because it's change I've been gathering out of Barman's pockets 'before' putting shorts and trousers in the washing machine from whence they'd been previously dumped on the bedroom floor I believe by rights it's all mine, mine, mine (mad laughter emoticon)
To cheer him up I think I just might pop off to the shops and buy loads of sented candles with it to wind him up further (more hysterical wicked laughter...........)
 

Ohhhh scented candles! Yes GO! NOW!  Perhaps a small cushion or two aswell!

[Snoopy]

CYP 90.00

= 10 pence

Well done!

No it isn't 
CYP 90.00 is around GBP103 you numbnuts  and because it's change I've been gathering out of Barman's pockets 'before' putting shorts and trousers in the washing machine from whence they'd been previously dumped on the bedroom floor I believe by rights it's all mine, mine, mine (mad laughter emoticon)
To cheer him up I think I just might pop off to the shops and buy loads of sented candles with it to wind him up further (more hysterical wicked laughter...........)
 

Ohhhh scented candles! Yes GO! NOW!  Perhaps a small cushion or two aswell!

Mrs S went to Ikea last week to get two cupboard doors for the kitchen units.
She came home with the doors, several fold them yourself cardboard storage boxes (for her tat), a bag of candles, several cereal/soup bowls in white and an equal number in blue (this is the woman who gave 12 blue and white cereal bowls to the charity shop last month!!), several potted plants of various sizes and two small cushions.
 WHY????????????????????????????

[Bar Wench]

Mrs S went to Ikea last week to get two cupboard doors for the kitchen units.
She came home with the doors, several fold them yourself cardboard storage boxes (for her tat), mine is in some of those!
a bag of candles, tea lights, I don't know a single person that comes back from ikea without them
several cereal/soup bowls in white and an equal number in blue (this is the woman who gave 12 blue and white cereal bowls to the charity shop last month!!), well these are new and different! And probably very cheap too
several potted plants of various sizes and two small cushions. Again, an essential ikea purchase
 WHY????????????????????????????

That should just about cover it the why I think. Think yourself lucky, last time we went Mr Wench had to go for a sit down halfway through and then had to go and get a new trolley to cut down my finds by half before he would allow me near the check out. And then he had to carry them home on the tram and the train. 

[Sour Puss]

 WHY????????????????????????????

 

[Snoopy]

Mrs S went to Ikea last week to get two cupboard doors for the kitchen units.
She came home with the doors, several fold them yourself cardboard storage boxes (for her tat), mine is in some of those!
a bag of candles, tea lights, I don't know a single person that comes back from ikea without them
several cereal/soup bowls in white and an equal number in blue (this is the woman who gave 12 blue and white cereal bowls to the charity shop last month!!), well these are new and different! And probably very cheap too
several potted plants of various sizes and two small cushions. Again, an essential ikea purchase
 WHY????????????????????????????

Thank You I feel much better for that but next time a darker colour please.
That should just about cover it the why I think. Think yourself lucky, last time we went Mr Wench had to go for a sit down halfway through and then had to go and get a new trolley to cut down my finds by half before he would allow me near the check out. And then he had to carry them home on the tram and the train. 

[Bar Wench]

A darker colour?

[Sour Puss]

I went to IKEA once, I did not purchase tea lights. I spent the vast sum of ?0.99 on some plain white paper serviettes, only to find they do not fit in my serviette dispenser.    I could see no reason for a return visit. I was dragged in there by visitors from DEVON and my other half muttering something like  "If we don't go they have threatened to come see us!!"   

[Snoopy]

A darker colour?

I had to play with the buttons to make out your pale pink writing.

I figure that's how you feel today ~ a small bucket. (A little pale)

[Berek]

Got out of the truck at the customer?s this morning and half the sole fell off my trainer ? well flapped-off actually so I spent the day walking around like Laurel and Hardy? 

sorry but those couple of lines made me laugh my cock off..

[Pastis]

...only to find they do not fit in my serviette dispenser.

  Wot?!

I went out yesterday to buy a tin of paint and a couple more brushes and ended up buying a stonking 32" flat screen digital tv with all the freeview channels and stuff. Result 

Go out and treat yerself, Barman. You know it makes sense 

[Sour Puss]

...only to find they do not fit in my serviette dispenser.

  Wot?!

  It looks something like this, doesn't everyone have one?    IKEA napkins are too large, they do not fit.

[Barman]

...only to find they do not fit in my serviette dispenser.

  Wot?!

I went out yesterday to buy a tin of paint and a couple more brushes and ended up buying a stonking 32" flat screen digital tv with all the freeview channels and stuff. Result 

Go out and treat yerself, Barman. You know it makes sense 

I'm sure I'd feel better if I did... 

[Snoopy]

...only to find they do not fit in my serviette dispenser.

  Wot?!

  It looks something like this, doesn't everyone have one?    IKEA napkins are too large, they do not fit.

Run a B&B do you?

[Landlady]

...only to find they do not fit in my serviette dispenser.

  Wot?!

  It looks something like this, doesn't everyone have one?    IKEA napkins are too large, they do not fit.

Run a B&B do you?

Oh you men of little knowledge 
Refined ladies ALWAYS have a serviette holder (napkins are for babies or used when in America) in the house and on hand for when you messy little chaps come around to dinner 
We have really nice ones over here Pussy - want me to post one over?     

[Snoopy]

We always use linen. Sorry ~ hadn't realised how the other half live. Just wait until Mr Dance learns about it.
  I mean it's sooooooooooooo McDonalds Paper SERVIETTES!



BTW It's Nappies for babies, not napkins ~ different thing altogether