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Offline GROWLER

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Re: Desperate men?
« Reply #15 on: June 10, 2013, 10:45:37 AM »
It's all that effect summed up by Caroline Aherne as Mrs Merton when interviewing Debbie McGee

And just what was it about the millionaire Paul Daniels that first attracted you to him?


Just substiture British citizen for millionaire.  Sad, sad and sadder imho.  As for these new rules that stop foreign brides coming here IIRC they won't work once she's sprogged and proven t be by the Brit.  HRA interpretation will say neither can't be separated from baby.  So the OP slut woman will be in Tesco anytime soon.  Please FFS just give her Visas not full citizenship like they used to.

Apparently...so Mrs G told me during one of her 'flying visits just 1 hour ago (since gone out again  ::)...or is that a flying couldn't give a fuck visits  rubschin:...they were discussing this on Five Live this morning, and the law sez that foreign brides can't come to the UK unless the British husband can prove what he's earning as stated up there ^^^ somewhere.

I dunno.  Shrugs:

Anyways, more 'mongrels' whichever way you look at it. Banghead

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Re: Desperate men?
« Reply #16 on: June 10, 2013, 10:47:35 AM »
See lots of it here .........old geezers with young foriegn birds....... noooo:

Correct me if my cynisism is mis-guided, but could this possibly be anything to do with escaping from the shit hole countries they are currently in?  rubschin:
Seemingly hasn't werked for me neighbours son so far, and dipping his wick has now made it even harder...so to speak like. whistle:

My mate say's no it is because they are in love.... I did ask ... as this is the second one in 4 years the last one was Albanian he disappeared as soon as the wouldn't give him a visa.. ::)

Bollox.

That reads..."beacause we've had a shag and he's bought me some flowers"... to me, or am I just an overly cynical git?   rubschin:whistle:

Who knows each to there own.. but I too tend to be cynical..

But then on the other hand there are some that work... And to be fair not all so called "normal" relationships work... (well that's normal to us straight forward I mean)

How many of us have been married more than once .. a few I suspect .. me included.  So who are we to judge anybody else..   Shrugs:

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Re: Desperate men?
« Reply #17 on: June 10, 2013, 10:48:52 AM »

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Re: Desperate men?
« Reply #18 on: June 10, 2013, 10:50:12 AM »
See lots of it here .........old geezers with young foriegn birds....... noooo:

Correct me if my cynisism is mis-guided, but could this possibly be anything to do with escaping from the shit hole countries they are currently in?  rubschin:
Seemingly hasn't werked for me neighbours son so far, and dipping his wick has now made it even harder...so to speak like. whistle:

My mate say's no it is because they are in love.... I did ask ... as this is the second one in 4 years the last one was Albanian he disappeared as soon as the wouldn't give him a visa.. ::)

Bollox.

That reads..."beacause we've had a shag and he's bought me some flowers"... to me, or am I just an overly cynical git?   rubschin:whistle:

Who knows each to there own.. but I too tend to be cynical..

But then on the other hand there are some that work... And to be fair not all so called "normal" relationships work... (well that's normal to us straight forward I mean)

How many of us have been married more than once .. a few I suspect .. me included.  So who are we to judge anybody else..   Shrugs:

But it's one of the very very few joys of me life now....being judge juror and executioner, so please don't take that lickle bit of happiness away from me. noooo:

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Re: Desperate men?
« Reply #19 on: June 10, 2013, 10:52:39 AM »
See lots of it here .........old geezers with young foriegn birds....... noooo:

Correct me if my cynisism is mis-guided, but could this possibly be anything to do with escaping from the shit hole countries they are currently in?  rubschin:
Seemingly hasn't werked for me neighbours son so far, and dipping his wick has now made it even harder...so to speak like. whistle:

My mate say's no it is because they are in love.... I did ask ... as this is the second one in 4 years the last one was Albanian he disappeared as soon as the wouldn't give him a visa.. ::)

Bollox.

That reads..."beacause we've had a shag and he's bought me some flowers"... to me, or am I just an overly cynical git?   rubschin:whistle:

Who knows each to there own.. but I too tend to be cynical..

But then on the other hand there are some that work... And to be fair not all so called "normal" relationships work... (well that's normal to us straight forward I mean)

How many of us have been married more than once .. a few I suspect .. me included.  So who are we to judge anybody else..   Shrugs:

But it's one of the very very few joys of me life now....being judge juror and executioner, so please don't take that lickle bit of happiness away from me. noooo:

OK I'll let you have that pleasure seeing it's you and nobody takes any notice anyway.... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Re: Desperate men?
« Reply #20 on: June 10, 2013, 10:53:51 AM »
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Re: Desperate men?
« Reply #21 on: June 10, 2013, 10:56:52 AM »
I mostly despair

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Re: Desperate men?
« Reply #22 on: June 10, 2013, 10:58:33 AM »
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I take notice. cloud9:
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Re: Desperate men?
« Reply #23 on: June 10, 2013, 01:03:08 PM »
Like starting any relationship is easy  now  Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: Desperate men?
« Reply #24 on: June 10, 2013, 01:06:52 PM »
Like starting any relationship is easy  now  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Did you think this was a classified ad....... whistle:

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Re: Desperate men?
« Reply #25 on: June 10, 2013, 01:12:49 PM »
Mrs G#1 tapped off with the classic Turkish waiter a few years ago when she was on one of these 'desperate wimmins' holidays. lol:

Apparently he wanted to come over to the UK and get married to her. It never happened.

Oh how me and G jnr/snr chortled at the desperate desperate folly of it all. lol:

"Oh but I need a man, I need a man...NOW, any man will do...even Nick if there's no one else available! happy001

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Re: Desperate men?
« Reply #26 on: June 10, 2013, 01:33:01 PM »
Like starting any relationship is easy  now  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Did you think this was a classified ad....... whistle:

Was hoping  lol:

Most classic modern phrase when talking to wimmin about the new love of their lives and trying to bring a touch of reality  is ..." Oh no , not my Mohammed , he's not like that "  noooo:
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Re: Desperate men?
« Reply #27 on: June 10, 2013, 01:37:42 PM »
So is New Man called Mohammed?  eeek:
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Re: Desperate men?
« Reply #29 on: June 10, 2013, 01:40:38 PM »
So is New Man called Mohammed?  eeek:

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