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Tea!
« on: June 11, 2013, 05:25:43 AM »
How can people feck it up so much!  Banghead

1) Tea bag in cup
2) Pour boiling water on tea bag
3) Mash tea bag around for a bit
4) Remove tea bag
5) Add milk

You do not, repeat NOT add milk at stage 2!  cussing:

That just produces milky-slop.....  noooo:
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Re: Tea!
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2013, 05:26:50 AM »
You need betterer trained Staff.   angel1
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Re: Tea!
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2013, 05:27:22 AM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on June 11, 2013, 05:26:50 AM
You need betterer trained Staff.   angel1

Fewer visitors!  cussing:
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Re: Tea!
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2013, 05:32:52 AM »
ric   happy100
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« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2013, 05:34:57 AM »
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Re: Tea!
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2013, 06:10:41 AM »
When do the next wave arrive?

I am in consultation with Mr C, it's years since I have been to Cyprus.  He has never been.  I am sure that he would love it. cloud9:
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Re: Tea!
« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2013, 06:15:34 AM »
You could take Nick  :thumbsup:
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Re: Tea!
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2013, 08:00:02 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 11, 2013, 05:25:43 AM
How can people feck it up so much!  Banghead

1) Tea bag in cup
2) Pour boiling water on tea bag
3) Mash tea bag around for a bit
4) Remove tea bag
5) Add milk

You do not, repeat NOT add milk at stage 2!  cussing:

That just produces milky-slop.....  noooo:
Quite

Some feck it up at stage 1.  Value tea bags eh, give me strength - cos they won't
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Re: Tea!
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2013, 08:49:52 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 11, 2013, 05:25:43 AM
How can people feck it up so much!  Banghead

1) Tea bag in cup
2) Pour boiling water on tea bag
3) Mash tea bag around for a bit
4) Remove tea bag
5) Add milk

You do not, repeat NOT add milk at stage 2!  cussing:

That just produces milky-slop.....  noooo:
Mrs DS (#3) adds milk at stage 2.  noooo:

Luckily, I only drink coffee these days.  whistle:
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Re: Tea!
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2013, 09:05:52 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 11, 2013, 06:10:41 AM
When do the next wave arrive?

I am in consultation with Mr C, it's years since I have been to Cyprus.  He has never been.  I am sure that he would love it. cloud9:

3rd of July....

By an amazing coincidence it is the day I fly out....  whistle:
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Re: Tea!
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2013, 09:10:28 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 11, 2013, 05:25:43 AM
How can people feck it up so much!  Banghead

1) Tea bag in cup
2) Pour boiling water on tea bag
3) Mash tea bag around for a bit
4) Remove tea bag
5) Add milk

You do not, repeat NOT add milk at stage 2!  cussing:

That just produces milky-slop.....  noooo:

Noes not if it is done properly... noooo:
If the milk goes in at stage 2 you can see after stage 3 that it is strong enough before stage 4...
If you leave it to stage 5 and you have not completed stage 3 correctly then you get milky slop.. ::)

At home tho I use a teapot as Mr B has 3 mugs at one time .. ::)

1) Warm pot
2) Add Yorkshire teabags x 2
3) Add boiling water
4) Tea cosy
5) Leave to brew approx 5 mins
6) Stir and pour
7) Perfect     cloud9:

It is not the process it is the idiot making it.... :thumbsup:


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Re: Tea!
« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2013, 09:12:12 AM »
Quote from: boogs on June 11, 2013, 09:10:28 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 11, 2013, 05:25:43 AM
How can people feck it up so much!  Banghead

1) Tea bag in cup
2) Pour boiling water on tea bag
3) Mash tea bag around for a bit
4) Remove tea bag
5) Add milk

You do not, repeat NOT add milk at stage 2!  cussing:

That just produces milky-slop.....  noooo:

Noes not if it is done properly... noooo:
If the milk goes in at stage 2 you can see after stage 3 that it is strong enough before stage 4...
If you leave it to stage 5 and you have not completed stage 3 correctly then you get milky slop.. ::)

At home tho I use a teapot as Mr B has 3 mugs at one time .. ::)

1) Warm pot
2) Add Yorkshire teabags x 2
3) Add boiling water
4) Tea cosy
5) Leave to brew approx 5 mins
6) Stir and pour
7) Perfect     cloud9:

It is not the process it is the idiot making it.... :thumbsup:

Silly gerl.... ::)

What is the point of adding boiling water if you immediately cool it with milk from the fridge?  noooo:
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Re: Tea!
« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2013, 09:13:28 AM »
Indeed, once milk added brewing ends
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Re: Tea!
« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2013, 09:15:34 AM »
Quote from: Steve on June 11, 2013, 09:13:28 AM
Indeed, once milk added brewing ends

Quite so Mr. Steve....  Thumbs:
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Re: Tea!
« Reply #14 on: June 11, 2013, 09:16:17 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 11, 2013, 09:12:12 AM
Quote from: boogs on June 11, 2013, 09:10:28 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 11, 2013, 05:25:43 AM
How can people feck it up so much!  Banghead

1) Tea bag in cup
2) Pour boiling water on tea bag
3) Mash tea bag around for a bit
4) Remove tea bag
5) Add milk

You do not, repeat NOT add milk at stage 2!  cussing:

That just produces milky-slop.....  noooo:

Noes not if it is done properly... noooo:
If the milk goes in at stage 2 you can see after stage 3 that it is strong enough before stage 4...
If you leave it to stage 5 and you have not completed stage 3 correctly then you get milky slop.. ::)

At home tho I use a teapot as Mr B has 3 mugs at one time .. ::)

1) Warm pot
2) Add Yorkshire teabags x 2
3) Add boiling water
4) Tea cosy
5) Leave to brew approx 5 mins
6) Stir and pour
7) Perfect     cloud9:

It is not the process it is the idiot making it.... :thumbsup:

Silly gerl.... ::)

What is the point of adding boiling water if you immediately cool it with milk from the fridge?  noooo:

But once the teabag has been removed if too much milk is added you get slop... confused:
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