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Re: Tea!
« Reply #15 on: June 11, 2013, 09:20:57 AM »
How can people feck it up so much!  Banghead

1) Tea bag in cup
2) Pour boiling water on tea bag
3) Mash tea bag around for a bit
4) Remove tea bag
5) Add milk

You do not, repeat NOT add milk at stage 2!  cussing:

That just produces milky-slop.....  noooo:

Noes not if it is done properly... noooo:
If the milk goes in at stage 2 you can see after stage 3 that it is strong enough before stage 4...
If you leave it to stage 5 and you have not completed stage 3 correctly then you get milky slop.. ::)

At home tho I use a teapot as Mr B has 3 mugs at one time .. ::)

1) Warm pot
2) Add Yorkshire teabags x 2
3) Add boiling water
4) Tea cosy
5) Leave to brew approx 5 mins
6) Stir and pour
7) Perfect     cloud9:

It is not the process it is the idiot making it.... :thumbsup:

Silly gerl.... ::)

What is the point of adding boiling water if you immediately cool it with milk from the fridge?  noooo:

But once the teabag has been removed if too much milk is added you get slop... confused:

Don't add too much milk then... ::)
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Re: Tea!
« Reply #16 on: June 11, 2013, 09:23:10 AM »
How can people feck it up so much!  Banghead

1) Tea bag in cup
2) Pour boiling water on tea bag
3) Mash tea bag around for a bit
4) Remove tea bag
5) Add milk

You do not, repeat NOT add milk at stage 2!  cussing:

That just produces milky-slop.....  noooo:

Noes not if it is done properly... noooo:
If the milk goes in at stage 2 you can see after stage 3 that it is strong enough before stage 4...
If you leave it to stage 5 and you have not completed stage 3 correctly then you get milky slop.. ::)

At home tho I use a teapot as Mr B has 3 mugs at one time .. ::)

1) Warm pot
2) Add Yorkshire teabags x 2
3) Add boiling water
4) Tea cosy
5) Leave to brew approx 5 mins
6) Stir and pour
7) Perfect     cloud9:

It is not the process it is the idiot making it.... :thumbsup:

Silly gerl.... ::)

What is the point of adding boiling water if you immediately cool it with milk from the fridge?  noooo:

But once the teabag has been removed if too much milk is added you get slop... confused:

Don't add too much milk then... ::)

I don't I add it at stage 2.... :thumbsup:
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Re: Tea!
« Reply #17 on: June 11, 2013, 09:23:56 AM »
How can people feck it up so much!  Banghead

1) Tea bag in cup
2) Pour boiling water on tea bag
3) Mash tea bag around for a bit
4) Remove tea bag
5) Add milk

You do not, repeat NOT add milk at stage 2!  cussing:

That just produces milky-slop.....  noooo:

Noes not if it is done properly... noooo:
If the milk goes in at stage 2 you can see after stage 3 that it is strong enough before stage 4...
If you leave it to stage 5 and you have not completed stage 3 correctly then you get milky slop.. ::)

At home tho I use a teapot as Mr B has 3 mugs at one time .. ::)

1) Warm pot
2) Add Yorkshire teabags x 2
3) Add boiling water
4) Tea cosy
5) Leave to brew approx 5 mins
6) Stir and pour
7) Perfect     cloud9:

It is not the process it is the idiot making it.... :thumbsup:

Silly gerl.... ::)

What is the point of adding boiling water if you immediately cool it with milk from the fridge?  noooo:

But once the teabag has been removed if too much milk is added you get slop... confused:

Don't add too much milk then... ::)

I don't I add it at stage 2.... :thumbsup:

Then you make milky-slop....  sick2:
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Re: Tea!
« Reply #18 on: June 11, 2013, 10:23:49 AM »
How can people feck it up so much!  Banghead

1) Tea bag in cup
2) Pour boiling water on tea bag
3) Mash tea bag around for a bit
4) Remove tea bag
5) Add milk

You do not, repeat NOT add milk at stage 2!  cussing:

That just produces milky-slop.....  noooo:

Noes not if it is done properly... noooo:
If the milk goes in at stage 2 you can see after stage 3 that it is strong enough before stage 4...
If you leave it to stage 5 and you have not completed stage 3 correctly then you get milky slop.. ::)

At home tho I use a teapot as Mr B has 3 mugs at one time .. ::)

1) Warm pot
2) Add Yorkshire teabags x 2
3) Add boiling water
4) Tea cosy
5) Leave to brew approx 5 mins
6) Stir and pour
7) Perfect     cloud9:

It is not the process it is the idiot making it.... :thumbsup:

Silly gerl.... ::)

What is the point of adding boiling water if you immediately cool it with milk from the fridge?  noooo:

But once the teabag has been removed if too much milk is added you get slop... confused:

Don't add too much milk then... ::)

I don't I add it at stage 2.... :thumbsup:

Then you make milky-slop....  sick2:

Oh contraire I am told I make excellent tea as I do many things... eyes:
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Re: Tea!
« Reply #19 on: June 11, 2013, 10:33:31 AM »
The explanation for that could be that milky sop tea is better than no tea or worse having to make it yourself

I always make sure Mrs K knows she is excellent at ironing, emptying the cat lit tray etc
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Tea!
« Reply #20 on: June 11, 2013, 10:34:52 AM »
This is why I drink beer .......much more simples.......

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Re: Tea!
« Reply #21 on: June 11, 2013, 10:39:14 AM »
The explanation for that could be that milky sop tea is better than no tea or worse having to make it yourself

I always make sure Mrs K knows she is excellent at ironing, emptying the cat lit tray etc

Noes I can smell bullshit at 100 paces... noooo:
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Re: Tea!
« Reply #22 on: June 11, 2013, 10:52:21 AM »
How can people feck it up so much!  Banghead

1) Tea bag in cup
2) Pour boiling water on tea bag
3) Mash tea bag around for a bit
4) Remove tea bag
5) Add milk

You do not, repeat NOT add milk at stage 2!  cussing:

That just produces milky-slop.....  noooo:

Noes not if it is done properly... noooo:
If the milk goes in at stage 2 you can see after stage 3 that it is strong enough before stage 4...
If you leave it to stage 5 and you have not completed stage 3 correctly then you get milky slop.. ::)

At home tho I use a teapot as Mr B has 3 mugs at one time .. ::)

1) Warm pot
2) Add Yorkshire teabags x 2
3) Add boiling water
4) Tea cosy
5) Leave to brew approx 5 mins
6) Stir and pour
7) Perfect     cloud9:

It is not the process it is the idiot making it.... :thumbsup:

Silly gerl.... ::)

What is the point of adding boiling water if you immediately cool it with milk from the fridge?  noooo:

But once the teabag has been removed if too much milk is added you get slop... confused:

Don't add too much milk then... ::)

I don't I add it at stage 2.... :thumbsup:

Then you make milky-slop....  sick2:

Oh contraire I am told I make excellent tea as I do many things... eyes:

Milky slop I tells ya!  cussing:
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Re: Tea!
« Reply #23 on: June 11, 2013, 10:56:17 AM »
How can people feck it up so much!  Banghead

1) Tea bag in cup
2) Pour boiling water on tea bag
3) Mash tea bag around for a bit
4) Remove tea bag
5) Add milk

You do not, repeat NOT add milk at stage 2!  cussing:

That just produces milky-slop.....  noooo:

Noes not if it is done properly... noooo:
If the milk goes in at stage 2 you can see after stage 3 that it is strong enough before stage 4...
If you leave it to stage 5 and you have not completed stage 3 correctly then you get milky slop.. ::)

At home tho I use a teapot as Mr B has 3 mugs at one time .. ::)

1) Warm pot
2) Add Yorkshire teabags x 2
3) Add boiling water
4) Tea cosy
5) Leave to brew approx 5 mins
6) Stir and pour
7) Perfect     cloud9:

It is not the process it is the idiot making it.... :thumbsup:

Silly gerl.... ::)

What is the point of adding boiling water if you immediately cool it with milk from the fridge?  noooo:

But once the teabag has been removed if too much milk is added you get slop... confused:

Don't add too much milk then... ::)

I don't I add it at stage 2.... :thumbsup:

Then you make milky-slop....  sick2:

Oh contraire I am told I make excellent tea as I do many things... eyes:

Milky slop I tells ya!  cussing:

Noes excellent  tea I challenges you one day if/when we ever meet ... ;)
You only get one chance at this life so make the most of it .

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Re: Tea!
« Reply #24 on: June 11, 2013, 11:00:49 AM »
The explanation for that could be that milky sop tea is better than no tea or worse having to make it yourself

I always make sure Mrs K knows she is excellent at ironing, emptying the cat lit tray etc

Noes I can smell bullshit at 100 paces... noooo:
So can Mrs K

Why do you think she says I am excellent at sorting the bins, feeding the cat and guess what? . . .

 . . . making tea
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Tea!
« Reply #25 on: June 11, 2013, 11:12:29 AM »
How can people feck it up so much!  Banghead

1) Tea bag in cup
2) Pour boiling water on tea bag
3) Mash tea bag around for a bit
4) Remove tea bag
5) Add milk

You do not, repeat NOT add milk at stage 2!  cussing:

That just produces milky-slop.....  noooo:

Noes not if it is done properly... noooo:
If the milk goes in at stage 2 you can see after stage 3 that it is strong enough before stage 4...
If you leave it to stage 5 and you have not completed stage 3 correctly then you get milky slop.. ::)

At home tho I use a teapot as Mr B has 3 mugs at one time .. ::)

1) Warm pot
2) Add Yorkshire teabags x 2
3) Add boiling water
4) Tea cosy
5) Leave to brew approx 5 mins
6) Stir and pour
7) Perfect     cloud9:

It is not the process it is the idiot making it.... :thumbsup:

Silly gerl.... ::)

What is the point of adding boiling water if you immediately cool it with milk from the fridge?  noooo:

But once the teabag has been removed if too much milk is added you get slop... confused:

Don't add too much milk then... ::)

I don't I add it at stage 2.... :thumbsup:

Then you make milky-slop....  sick2:

Oh contraire I am told I make excellent tea as I do many things... eyes:

Milky slop I tells ya!  cussing:

Noes excellent  tea I challenges you one day if/when we ever meet ... ;)

I won't drink it....  noooo:
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Re: Tea!
« Reply #26 on: June 11, 2013, 11:17:49 AM »
How can people feck it up so much!  Banghead

1) Tea bag in cup
2) Pour boiling water on tea bag
3) Mash tea bag around for a bit
4) Remove tea bag
5) Add milk

You do not, repeat NOT add milk at stage 2!  cussing:

That just produces milky-slop.....  noooo:

Noes not if it is done properly... noooo:
If the milk goes in at stage 2 you can see after stage 3 that it is strong enough before stage 4...
If you leave it to stage 5 and you have not completed stage 3 correctly then you get milky slop.. ::)

At home tho I use a teapot as Mr B has 3 mugs at one time .. ::)

1) Warm pot
2) Add Yorkshire teabags x 2
3) Add boiling water
4) Tea cosy
5) Leave to brew approx 5 mins
6) Stir and pour
7) Perfect     cloud9:

It is not the process it is the idiot making it.... :thumbsup:

Silly gerl.... ::)

What is the point of adding boiling water if you immediately cool it with milk from the fridge?  noooo:

But once the teabag has been removed if too much milk is added you get slop... confused:

Don't add too much milk then... ::)

I don't I add it at stage 2.... :thumbsup:

Then you make milky-slop....  sick2:

Oh contraire I am told I make excellent tea as I do many things... eyes:

Milky slop I tells ya!  cussing:

Noes excellent  tea I challenges you one day if/when we ever meet ... ;)

I won't drink it....  noooo:

You won't need to someone else will judge... :thumbsup:
You only get one chance at this life so make the most of it .

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Re: Tea!
« Reply #27 on: June 11, 2013, 11:55:03 AM »
How can people feck it up so much!  Banghead

1) Tea bag in cup
2) Pour boiling water on tea bag
3) Mash tea bag around for a bit
4) Remove tea bag
5) Add milk

You do not, repeat NOT add milk at stage 2!  cussing:

That just produces milky-slop.....  noooo:

Noes not if it is done properly... noooo:
If the milk goes in at stage 2 you can see after stage 3 that it is strong enough before stage 4...
If you leave it to stage 5 and you have not completed stage 3 correctly then you get milky slop.. ::)

At home tho I use a teapot as Mr B has 3 mugs at one time .. ::)

1) Warm pot
2) Add Yorkshire teabags x 2
3) Add boiling water
4) Tea cosy
5) Leave to brew approx 5 mins
6) Stir and pour
7) Perfect     cloud9:

It is not the process it is the idiot making it.... :thumbsup:

Silly gerl.... ::)

What is the point of adding boiling water if you immediately cool it with milk from the fridge?  noooo:

But once the teabag has been removed if too much milk is added you get slop... confused:

Don't add too much milk then... ::)

I don't I add it at stage 2.... :thumbsup:

Then you make milky-slop....  sick2:

Oh contraire I am told I make excellent tea as I do many things... eyes:

Milky slop I tells ya!  cussing:

Noes excellent  tea I challenges you one day if/when we ever meet ... ;)

I won't drink it....  noooo:

You won't need to someone else will judge... :thumbsup:

Who...?  rubschin:
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Re: Tea!
« Reply #28 on: June 11, 2013, 11:55:56 AM »
Do not forget to fill the kettle through the spout. Thumbs:

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Re: Tea!
« Reply #29 on: June 11, 2013, 11:56:26 AM »
Do not forget to fill the kettle through the spout. Thumbs:

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