Let's make Barman happy!

[Landlady]

Whoa!  Don't tell me there are 'clouds' over the little house on the prairie   

I was just curling up for a quiet kip again when the raised voices interrupted.....

Now that I'm awake... Where's the lasagne?

No , there is only sun sun and more sun over here - at least upstairs in the attic where I have my office  but I think the weather forecast in the basement (posh house okay  ) is rather cloudy and overcast 

Have managed to stick with him for the past umpty ump years and still love him truly deeply, madly 

[Nick]

YUK alien alien alien alien

[Bar Wench]

I voted for a smack around the chops. Never does them any harm to remind them who is boss! 

[Snoopy]

I've been trying to help him get his little Barman's leg over all day and you have to smack him round the chops. That's no way to get a raise young Wench.








DS Please note I said Raise not Rise.

[Bar Wench]

After the "truly madly deeply" post I lost all desire of a raise and simply want a job where I don't feel the desperate urge to yop! 

[Snoopy]

I can see that.

[Nick]

 

[GROWLER]

Rampant Sex ~ Oh and put the web-cam on and we'll give advice from the sidelines.

Whatever happened to that web cam he was going to train on the next door neighbours glorious big baps then ey?

All talk, no bloody action.

[Landlady]

Rampant Sex ~ Oh and put the web-cam on and we'll give advice from the sidelines.

Whatever happened to that web cam he was going to train on the next door neighbours glorious big baps then ey?

All talk, no bloody action.

Ner a truer word spoken in jest - you'll have to take it up with management  We popped around this weekend to say 'hello' to the new big bap neighbours (bringing along a bag of fresh figs from our garden) but learnt that Mrs. Bappy isn't currently livng there (still in Poland we believe) but the house is being house sat at the weekend by friends of theirs from in island.

Barman remained totally grumpy all night carrying around his own personal rain cloud and evenetually took himself off to bed (alone because I wasn't going to go when he was soooooooooo grumpy) around 9.30 pm CY local time. I stayed up and watched TV with the dog and cats 

I'm off out tonight on a hen night in the village, so if the deep depression remains I won't get rained on again ...
If GrumpBum (aka BarMan) is in the same mood later today I'll follow BarWenches sage advice and do some gob smacking ...............

[Snoopy]

See what happens when you don't listen to me. Get his little bar-leg over and he'll be happy 
Works for me every time.

[Landlady]

See what happens when you don't listen to me. Get his little bar-leg over and he'll be happy 
Works for me every time.

Wasn't me declining 

[Snoopy]

See what happens when you don't listen to me. Get his little bar-leg over and he'll be happy 
Works for me every time.

Wasn't me declining 

[Landlady]

See what happens when you don't listen to me. Get his little bar-leg over and he'll be happy 
Works for me every time.

Wasn't me declining 

Wiling to give him the benefit of doubt on this occassion - lets blame it on the meds eh  He's still on the twice daily bromide inhaler so that must be it 

[Snoopy]

I suspect he is spending too much time with that Camel. 

[Nick]

I think they have goats over there. Try sniffing him. The whiff of goat is unmistakeable (trust me, I know these things).