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Re: Let's make Barman happy!
« Reply #30 on: August 21, 2007, 12:04:02 PM »
I think they have goats over there. Try sniffing him. The whiff of goat is unmistakeable (trust me, I know these things).
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Re: Let's make Barman happy!
« Reply #31 on: August 21, 2007, 12:07:45 PM »
I think they have goats over there. Try sniffing him. The whiff of goat is unmistakeable (trust me, I know these things).
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Re: Let's make Barman happy!
« Reply #32 on: August 21, 2007, 12:09:45 PM »
I think they have goats over there. Try sniffing him. The whiff of goat is unmistakeable (trust me, I know these things).
Smite.  ::)

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Re: Let's make Barman happy!
« Reply #33 on: August 21, 2007, 12:10:51 PM »
That it should come to this  ::)

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Re: Let's make Barman happy!
« Reply #34 on: August 21, 2007, 02:00:00 PM »
How about getting one of these poles before they all go.

I'm sure you could find a myriad of uses for it  eyes:

It might make Barman happy  rubschin:
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Re: Let's make Barman happy!
« Reply #35 on: August 21, 2007, 02:05:25 PM »
How about getting one of these poles before they all go.

I'm sure you could find a myriad of uses for it  eyes:

It might make Barman happy  rubschin:

Those poles don't get my vote  noooo: but the disco ball would  ;D
Then all you lovely punters on the non working side of the bar would look sparkly, shiney and new, kind of like you were wearing twinkley sequins - what do you think  rubschin:

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Re: Let's make Barman happy!
« Reply #36 on: August 21, 2007, 02:06:20 PM »
How about getting one of these poles before they all go.

I'm sure you could find a myriad of uses for it  eyes:

It might make Barman happy  rubschin:

Those poles don't get my vote  noooo: but the disco ball would  ;D
Then all you lovely punters on the non working side of the bar would look sparkly, shiney and new, kind of like you were wearing twinkley sequins - what do you think  rubschin:

They aren't as good as you think they are going to be you know. Bit of a disapointment really.

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Re: Let's make Barman happy!
« Reply #37 on: August 21, 2007, 02:11:22 PM »
How about getting one of these poles before they all go.

I'm sure you could find a myriad of uses for it  eyes:

It might make Barman happy  rubschin:

Those poles don't get my vote  noooo: but the disco ball would  ;D
Then all you lovely punters on the non working side of the bar would look sparkly, shiney and new, kind of like you were wearing twinkley sequins - what do you think  rubschin:

They aren't as good as you think they are going to be you know. Bit of a disapointment really.

Oh thats really a shame  cry:
Okay suggest a quick puff with the Mr. Sheen for each punter entering before they commence leanage on the bar around - should save us a bit of dusting after bar hours don't you think ?

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Re: Let's make Barman happy!
« Reply #38 on: August 21, 2007, 02:12:11 PM »
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Re: Let's make Barman happy!
« Reply #39 on: August 21, 2007, 02:13:22 PM »
Glitter balls make me giddy  confused:
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
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Re: Let's make Barman happy!
« Reply #40 on: August 21, 2007, 02:14:17 PM »
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: Let's make Barman happy!
« Reply #41 on: August 21, 2007, 02:16:58 PM »
Glitter balls make me giddy  confused:

How did GG cope then?? One assumes his were ....... rubschin:

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Re: Let's make Barman happy!
« Reply #42 on: August 21, 2007, 02:19:04 PM »
Glitter balls make me giddy  confused:

 eeek:

I know  redface:. I never would have thought I would type those five words in that order, ever, honest.

A propos of Poles again though; I just discovered a Polish section in a local supermarket. Strange 70's packaging, nice pictures, can't understand a word of it  confused:
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Re: Let's make Barman happy!
« Reply #43 on: August 21, 2007, 02:19:22 PM »
Glitter balls make me giddy  confused:

How did GG cope then?? One assumes his were ....... rubschin:

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Re: Let's make Barman happy!
« Reply #44 on: August 21, 2007, 02:20:08 PM »
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Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"