Alien Stories

[Grumpmeister]

As the leader of the Couldn't give a flying fuck party I would like to state for the record that I am perfectly sane.

As long as I take my medication

My deputy leader Boogs is as sane as they come. Her tourettes syndrome is a bonus for our party as she shouts 'couldn't give a flying fuck' several times a day.

The councillor in North Yorkshire is indeed quite bonkers, but it is North Yorkshire and no one gives a flying fuck.

Cornwall, Norfolk and villages in and around the forest of Dean are all full of nutters with wooden teeth.  Councillor Simon Parkes, would fit in well and if he chose to move to any of those places would no doubt be unopposed and would be on a town council before you could say 'Bob's your uncle, oh and your father, your sister is your mother and it is a shame about your extra fingers'.  He may have to resign from the Labour party but we in the 'couldn't give a flying fuck party' would welcome him with open arms.

Just to clarify about Cornwall Miss C, the 8 fingered wooden teeth nutters tend t keep to the out of the way villages to "avoid emmits and their strange foreign ways".  On the rare occasions that one is brave enough to leave these enclaves the resulting culture shock usually leads them to either join the druids or morris dancers. it is unconfirmed at the moment but there are rumours of the also gravitating to the Mormon and Scientologist centres down here possibly seeking security in the presence of other like minded people.

[Steve]

 

best avoided then despite the views

[apc2010]

I like Cornwall.........

[Steve]

I ought to give it another try but the Meister's stories of weird folk isn't encouraging. 

Maybe they've improved the roads in the last 20 years.


Anyone noticed that Alien abduction stories are never about someone abducting an alien?  Now that really would be a story.

[Barman]

I like Pasties.........

[apc2010]

I like Pasties.........

Mong..............

[Grumpmeister]

I like Cornwall.........

Tall ships next year, should be good 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I ought to give it another try but the Meister's stories of weird folk isn't encouraging. 

Maybe they've improved the roads in the last 20 years.


Anyone noticed that Alien abduction stories are never about someone abducting an alien?  Now that really would be a story.

They have improved the roads there are loads of aliens being held captive, it sometimes gets full but it is a lovely place to be.

[Just One More]

I like Cornwall.........

   Cornwall is lovely. The only criticism I have is that the hright of the hedgerows/verges; so much beauty around you, but it's like driving in a trench for much of it... two taken today

[Steve]

  to both those JOM

[Just One More]

I like Cornwall.........

   Cornwall is lovely. The only criticism I have is that the hright of the hedgerows/verges; so much beauty around you, but it's like driving in a trench for much of it... two taken today

That said, Watergate Bay is an absolute shit-hole. A mini-Newquay rapidly in the making, so bloody sad 

[Grumpmeister]

I ought to give it another try but the Meister's stories of weird folk isn't encouraging. 

Maybe they've improved the roads in the last 20 years.


Anyone noticed that Alien abduction stories are never about someone abducting an alien?  Now that really would be a story.

In all honesty the standard of nutjob round these parts has declined over the years. When I was in college the oddballs were entertaining or just bizzare. Now all we seem to get are people who get their rocks off while rolling around in a farmyard slurry container or hacking their bits off with a knife in the middle of town. Not to mention unconvincing transvestites doing unmentionable things with animals. 

[Steve]

 

[apc2010]

Where have the nutjobs gone..........

[Steve]

Where have the nutjobs gone..........

Long time passing