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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Alien Stories
« on: June 19, 2013, 10:02:56 AM »
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Re: Alien Stories
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2013, 10:04:34 AM »
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Re: Alien Stories
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2013, 10:07:00 AM »
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Re: Alien Stories
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2013, 10:27:08 AM »
I await Miss C to offer comment on the degree of nuttiness required to be a Yorkshire councillor.

Presumably a mother with eight fingers would also qualify him for Norfolk or Cornwall?
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Re: Alien Stories
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2013, 01:10:13 PM »
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Re: Alien Stories
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2013, 01:30:14 PM »
As the leader of the Couldn't give a flying fuck party I would like to state for the record that I am perfectly sane. angel1

As long as I take my medication

My deputy leader Boogs is as sane as they come. Her tourettes syndrome is a bonus for our party as she shouts 'couldn't give a flying fuck' several times a day.

The councillor in North Yorkshire is indeed quite bonkers, but it is North Yorkshire and no one gives a flying fuck.

Cornwall, Norfolk and villages in and around the forest of Dean are all full of nutters with wooden teeth.  Councillor Simon Parkes, would fit in well and if he chose to move to any of those places would no doubt be unopposed and would be on a town council before you could say 'Bob's your uncle, oh and your father, your sister is your mother and it is a shame about your extra fingers'.  He may have to resign from the Labour party but we in the 'couldn't give a flying fuck party' would welcome him with open arms.
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Re: Alien Stories
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2013, 01:33:38 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 19, 2013, 01:30:14 PM
As the leader of the Couldn't give a flying fuck party I would like to state for the record that I am perfectly sane. angel1

As long as I take my medication

My deputy leader Boogs is as sane as they come. Her tourettes syndrome is a bonus for our party as she shouts 'couldn't give a flying fuck' several times a day.

The councillor in North Yorkshire is indeed quite bonkers, but it is North Yorkshire and no one gives a flying fuck.

Cornwall, Norfolk and villages in and around the forest of Dean are all full of nutters with wooden teeth.  Councillor Simon Parkes, would fit in well and if he chose to move to any of those places would no doubt be unopposed and would be on a town council before you could say 'Bob's your uncle, oh and your father, your sister is your mother and it is a shame about your extra fingers'.  He may have to resign from the Labour party but we in the 'couldn't give a flying fuck party' would welcome him with open arms.
You heard it here first.  :thumbsup:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Alien Stories
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2013, 02:10:02 PM »
Can we design our own people like ?

Obviously there are those with 8 fingers but that's a bit of a waste ?  rubschin:
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Re: Alien Stories
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2013, 02:17:33 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 19, 2013, 01:30:14 PM
As the leader of the Couldn't give a flying fuck party I would like to state for the record that I am perfectly sane. angel1

As long as I take my medication

My deputy leader Boogs is as sane as they come. Her tourettes syndrome is a bonus for our party as she shouts 'couldn't give a flying fuck' several times a day.

The councillor in North Yorkshire is indeed quite bonkers, but it is North Yorkshire and no one gives a flying fuck.

Cornwall, Norfolk and villages in and around the forest of Dean are all full of nutters with wooden teeth.  Councillor Simon Parkes, would fit in well and if he chose to move to any of those places would no doubt be unopposed and would be on a town council before you could say 'Bob's your uncle, oh and your father, your sister is your mother and it is a shame about your extra fingers'.  He may have to resign from the Labour party but we in the 'couldn't give a flying fuck party' would welcome him with open arms.

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Re: Alien Stories
« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2013, 04:43:38 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 19, 2013, 02:10:02 PM
Can we design our own people like ?

Obviously there are those with 8 fingers but that's a bit of a waste ?  rubschin:

Too many jokes............ noooo:
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Re: Alien Stories
« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2013, 08:20:25 PM »
How many kit-kats? rubschin:
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Re: Alien Stories
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2013, 10:38:47 PM »
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Re: Alien Stories
« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2013, 05:33:23 AM »
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/confessions-of-an-alien-abductee

Absolute comedy gold  :thumbsup:

" very time I go for KFC I get 'taken' "  lol:
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Re: Alien Stories
« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2013, 05:56:19 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 20, 2013, 05:33:23 AM
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/confessions-of-an-alien-abductee

Absolute comedy gold  :thumbsup:

" very time I go for KFC I get 'taken' "  lol:

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Re: Alien Stories
« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2013, 05:46:56 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 20, 2013, 05:33:23 AM
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/confessions-of-an-alien-abductee

Absolute comedy gold  :thumbsup:

" very time I go for KFC I get 'taken' "  lol:

Bugger, saw the trailer and meant to catch that. I shall 4OD it  :thumbsup:
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