Opening soon! Morsel Moreso the all new restaurant in Bickering

[Steve]

Opening soon the Bickering Morsel Moreso restaurant!  Our menu as attached has been carefully designed by some of the world's greatest food experts.

Please use the on line booking system by posting below.  As a premium restaurant we are giving priority to parties including one or more celebrities so please say who will be in your party.

We look forward to seeing your munny in the near future

Morsel Moreso Menu

While you wait
- Twiglets
- Smoked almonds


To Start/Lite Bites
- Broccoli and Stilton soup
- Smoked salmon and scrambled egg with a dusting of paprika
- Bacon sandwich - with sauce of your choice like
- Baked flat mushroom with onion marmalade and goats cheese
- Mozzarella, tomato and basil salad
- Lightly buttered crumpet
- Lightly toasted French bread with a hint of garlic

Mains
- Melton Mowbray pork pie
- Dripping on toast (salt optional)
- Best Italian Pizza (none of that muck from Milan)
- Sea Bass
- Dover Sole
- Egg Ravioli
- Well hung beef
- Kung Po Chicken

Side orders
- Green beans with orange sauce
- Samphire
- Garlic Roasties
- Scampi fries
- Chips

To Follow
- Ice cream select from Baldi's or Nicholls or Carlo's
- Knickerbocker glory (Bocker glory on special days)
- Bakewell pudding and custard
- Brandy snaps with slurpy cream
- Glittery cupcake with cherry
- Caramel Sundae from McDonalds

- Cheese board with your selection from Shropshire Blue, Somerset brie, Crumbly Lancashire, mature Cheddar, Harlech, Stilton, Wensleydale  and Cranberry on the side

Bestest espresso coffee with York Mints (aka Peppermint Patties) served in the bar

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Drinkypoos
- Beer
- Barolo
- Pinot Grigio

Children's Menu
- Boiled egg with plain or Marmite soldiers served with Collis Brown cough mixture to ensure the little brats darlings do not disturb the serious diners

All Day Breakfast
- see Crumpets in the starters menu

Special Diets
Please advise in advance if you require a vegetarian, vegan, gluten free, kosher or halal meal and we wll have time to make up a plausible story about how we've made it that way

All our food is Fair trade, in the sense that it is only fair that we get paid fat sums for filling your faces

Prices
At Morsel Moreso we feel it is so vulgar to mention prices in advance.  If you must ask then you probably cannot afford to dine here.

Do not worry about having to leave a tip, we will ensure you have no money left anyway

We accept all well known forms of payment including pounds of flesh, corneas and kidneys

[Miss Demeanour]

Can I book my birthday party ?

[boogs]

"As a premium restaurant we are giving priority to parties including one or more celebrities Preferably over the age of 60 so please say who will be in your party."

[Miss Demeanour]

 

 

[Just One More]

Can I book my birthday party ?

Will you be requiring entertainment 

[Steve]

Can I book my birthday party ?

Depends on the promised accompanying celebs

[Steve]

"As a premium restaurant we are giving priority to parties including one or more celebrities Preferably over 60 so please say who will be in your party."

More than 60 celebs you say.  We will need names

[boogs]

 

Sorry Miss D I did not mean you...

YOU are our Number one celebrity and as such should always have first refusal..

[Miss Demeanour]

Apparently not 

He wants accompanying appropriate adults ...

[boogs]

"As a premium restaurant we are giving priority to parties including one or more celebrities Preferably over 60 so please say who will be in your party."

More than 60 celebs you say.  We will need names

"As a premium restaurant we are giving priority to parties including one or more celebrities Preferably over the age of 60 so please say who will be in your party."

 Ooops  Amended  sorry...

[Steve]

Apparently not 

He wants accompanying appropriate adults ...

You will be bringing a Manchester United Season ticket holder you say

Table for 2 by the window OK Miss D?

[Miss Demeanour]

Do you want us to sit there to make the restaurant look busy like ? 

[boogs]

Apparently not 

He wants accompanying appropriate adults ...

Ohhh    I think he has been misundermstood ....

So long as you furnish him with a brown envelope and the rest of us are invited it's sorted..

[Steve]

Do you want us to sit there to make the restaurant look busy like ? 

Not at all but if you sit elsewhere you may see some foods of wronfulness being enjoyed and we wouldn't want to see your evening spoiled


I do really recommend a window table, so much easier to look down on the plebs outside, you can also toss them a morsel or two and see them scurry

[Miss Demeanour]

Window table for about 12 of us then