Opening soon! Morsel Moreso the all new restaurant in Bickering

[Steve]

Apparently not 

He wants accompanying appropriate adults ...

Ohhh    I think he has been misundermstood ....

So long as you furnish him with a brown envelope and the rest of us are invited it's sorted..

I don't think we are interested in brown envelopes, so artisan like

Just bring a celeb, Cameron Diaz will do fine and you can have one of our least worst bestest tables all evening

[boogs]

Apparently not 

He wants accompanying appropriate adults ...

Ohhh    I think he has been misundermstood ....

So long as you furnish him with a brown envelope and the rest of us are invited it's sorted..

I don't think we are interested in brown envelopes, so artisan like

Just bring a celeb, Cameron Diaz will do fine and you can have one of our least worst bestest tables all evening

No she's too young no good to us ......unless she can bring some older friends to bump off

BTW who is the head chef ...

[Steve]

Ah head chef, good question

We'll find one wots really good.  Ever seen Paul Da Costa Greaves?  He's a right laugh and good at the cookery so assume it's him





if we can afford him

[boogs]

Ah head chef, good question

We'll find one wots really good.  Ever seen Paul Da Costa Greaves?  He's a right laugh and good at the cookery so assume it's him

if we can afford him

Never heard of him... on your head be it....

BTW there's no munny till after Miss D's party 

[Steve]

Ah head chef, good question

We'll find one wots really good.  Ever seen Paul Da Costa Greaves?  He's a right laugh and good at the cookery so assume it's him

if we can afford him

Never heard of him... on your head be it....

BTW there's no munny till after Miss D's party 

No munny = no table no food

Paul Da Costa Greaves is worth seeing.  Seen him twice at craft fairs and he's good.

But we digress

[boogs]

Ah head chef, good question

We'll find one wots really good.  Ever seen Paul Da Costa Greaves?  He's a right laugh and good at the cookery so assume it's him

if we can afford him

Never heard of him... on your head be it....

BTW there's no munny till after Miss D's party 

No munny = no table no food

Paul Da Costa Greaves is worth seeing.  Seen him twice at craft fairs and he's good.

But we digress

YES he is our man ... do you think he needs any buttons sewing on ... his garden done by Miss C and any other services we could provide Miss T could DJ for any functions and BM could ply him with drink while Miss D does her thing with her little axe .. That way we might persuade him to werk freeman's gratis till we get some munney... Wot you recon is it a plan... 

[Uncle Mort]

Are you going to do carry outs?

[Miss Demeanour]

I'm sure they will 

[Barman]

Nom, nom, nom.... 

[Steve]

Are you going to do carry outs?

Oh noes we're going for proper faux class


but a backhanded fiver and we'll see you by the side entrance, bring your own foil cartons

[Darwins Selection]

I think a Royal to open the place would be in order.

Phil the Greek would be ideal.
Misty could sit on his lap and Boogs can feed him a constant stream of fried Mars bars. 

[Nick]

But that might be the dea................


Oh 

[Miss Demeanour]

No deaths before food has been eaten 

I will obviously inspect the kitchen and certify it safe for use 

[boogs]

No deaths before food has been eaten 

I will obviously inspect the kitchen and certify it safe for use 

Miss D you have no worries your party I am sure will go exceedingly well... 

The only candidates are celebs over 60....oops

[Steve]

I think a Royal to open the place would be in order.

Phil the Greek would be ideal.
Misty could sit on his lap and Boogs can feed him a constant stream of fried Mars bars. 

Eggssellent idea, but we will charge him an appearance fee