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I have a map  ::)

There are 25 seperate buildings, spread over 3km!!! had to find out which one was yours. You are right behind the taverna.  :thumbsup:

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Is that good or bad?

Think Butlins...  noooo:

Like that but with cockroaches....  noooo:

mahoosive ones....  noooo:

In fairness, the cockroaches the cats keep bringing in as gifts are fukn huuuuge this year. They're like mutant roaches.  scared2:

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  eeek:
I have a map  ::)

There are 25 seperate buildings, spread over 3km!!! had to find out which one was yours. You are right behind the taverna.  :thumbsup:

 eeek:

Is that good or bad?

Think Butlins...  noooo:

Like that but with cockroaches....  noooo:

mahoosive ones....  noooo:

In fairness, the cockroaches the cats keep bringing in as gifts are fukn huuuuge this year. They're like mutant roaches.  scared2:

Giant mutant killer cockroaches for sure. scared2:
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Is he staying in Walnut Grove or Paradise 4?

Either way they back on to those fields where the blunt nosed vipers live.  eveilgrin:

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Is he staying in Walnut Grove or Paradise 4?

Either way they back on to those fields where the blunt nosed vipers live.  eveilgrin:

Paradise....... Thumbs:  walking distance to your gaff.......

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Is he staying in Walnut Grove or Paradise 4?

Either way they back on to those fields where the blunt nosed vipers live.  eveilgrin:

Paradise....... Thumbs:  walking distance to your gaff.......

He will need wellies on if he is going through those snake infested fields.

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Is he staying in Walnut Grove or Paradise 4?

Either way they back on to those fields where the blunt nosed vipers live.  eveilgrin:

Paradise....... Thumbs:  walking distance to your gaff.......

He will need wellies on if he is going through those snake infested fields.


Nick is on the phone with Miss T ,,,checking the venue......... noooo:

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Is he staying in Walnut Grove or Paradise 4?

Either way they back on to those fields where the blunt nosed vipers live.  eveilgrin:

Paradise....... Thumbs:  walking distance to your gaff.......

He will need wellies on if he is going through those snake infested fields.


Nick is on the phone with Miss T ,,,checking the venue......... noooo:

Make sure she tells him about the mahoosive spiders.  Thumbs:

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A few months ago one of these casually walked through the bar nearest to the place Nick will be staying.

I give you The Bird Spider:




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A few months ago one of these casually walked through the bar nearest to the place Nick will be staying.

I give you The Bird Spider:




jokes aside, they do reside nearby. dont worry Nick, they only hatched 2 months ago, not fully grown yet.  :thumbsup:

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Apparently nice if you BBQ them, but you would not be able to eat two of them unless you are a greedy pig.

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A few months ago one of these casually walked through the bar nearest to the place Nick will be staying.

I give you The Bird Spider:




jokes aside, they do reside nearby. dont worry Nick, they only hatched 2 months ago, not fully grown yet.  :thumbsup:

Have their parents gone on holiday then?  rubschin:

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