Mr Nick's all new holiday to Cyprus, paddling and other disasters thread

[Baldy]

I saw Nick going into Apey & Foggy's bar at 9:45am  (same T-shirt as yesterday though....the one covered on talcum powder  )

A bit on his face, but a pile of talc on the T-shirt under his chin that came off in clouds each time he moved. Foggy was wetting herself:




Apey had to have a go also. 

[Pirate]

Or stay at pirate's gaff..........

  My place is on the posh side of the island...

Besides, due to severe water ingress, needs some work doing...like a new roof, lime pointing etc...

[Baldy]

Or stay at pirate's gaff..........

  My place is on the posh side of the island...

Besides, due to severe water ingress, needs some work doing...like a new roof, lime pointing etc...

Thass my job. 

You could get it patched up on the cheap by the locals though......and have it done next year again. (cut & paste, cut & paste etc..)   

[Pirate]

Or stay at pirate's gaff..........

  My place is on the posh side of the island...

Besides, due to severe water ingress, needs some work doing...like a new roof, lime pointing etc...

Thass my job. 

You could get it patched up on the cheap by the locals though......and have it done next year again. (cut & paste, cut & paste etc..)   

Couple of Poles in the village are going to look at the roof. They did a good job on a nearby house - and cheap too. Waiting for a quote.

May try to repoint the walls meself like next time I'm out there...

[Baldy]

Or stay at pirate's gaff..........

  My place is on the posh side of the island...

Besides, due to severe water ingress, needs some work doing...like a new roof, lime pointing etc...

Thass my job. 

You could get it patched up on the cheap by the locals though......and have it done next year again. (cut & paste, cut & paste etc..)   

Couple of Poles in the village are going to look at the roof. They did a good job on a nearby house - and cheap too. Waiting for a quote.

May try to repoint the walls meself like next time I'm out there...

It is all about the materials used. Most use the cheapest shittiest stuff going so they can subsidies their wages. The job looks good for a short while, but they will blame the weather etc.. when it peels off 18 months later.  I can have a look at the quote for you that they give you as long as they state what materials they plan on using and then give you a timeline of realistically how many months it will last. It is worth paying for the right stuff if you are planning on keeping the place. If you are selling then tosh it up and hope it sells VERY quickly. 

Lime pointing is a job you should give to the Poles to do on the cheap. Have you ever werked with that stuff? If you have a go yourself wear gloves, overalls and a facemask at ALL times (not good in this weather). I tells ya let them do it, do not go anywhere near the shite....now banned in most EU countries and for a good reason.

[Barman]

Got a text from Nick last night ...have you got a first aid kit......

You'd think the ginger shambles would carry his own really... 

When can you get a pass ..........

I'm bizzy today now, out all day Thursday (some IT consultancy), Friday is baby's birthday and they leave Saturday evening (when I am going to see The Vox Beatles)... Collecting Emma from kennels on Sunday...

A smug club beatles party.........   Nick has a car .......all crash at your gaff ......

 

[Barman]

I saw Nick going into Apey & Foggy's bar at 9:45am  (same T-shirt as yesterday though....the one covered on talcum powder  )

A bit on his face, but a pile of talc on the T-shirt under his chin that came off in clouds each time he moved. Foggy was wetting herself:




Apey had to have a go also. 

[Nick]

 

[miss Tchevious]

 

[Baldy]

Welcome to The Smug Club. 

[Nick]

And I was going to offer to buy Foggy a drink at her local too 

[apc2010]

And I was going to offer to buy Foggy a drink at her local too 

She is on her way .........running,............

[Nick]

I can hear hooves approaching 

[Baldy]

And I was going to offer to buy Foggy a drink at her local too 

A drink is not enough for Foggy. Some drinks is more her style.

[apc2010]

And I was going to offer to buy Foggy a drink at her local too 

A drink is not enough for Foggy. Some drinks is more her style.

So true.......