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Re: Mr Nick's all new holiday to Cyprus, paddling and other disasters thread
« Reply #390 on: July 14, 2013, 04:26:41 PM »

Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 14, 2013, 04:22:24 PM
Baldy has advised me where to hire a speedboat tomorrow  cloud9:

What can possibly go wrong?

Nooooooo    noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: Mr Nick's all new holiday to Cyprus, paddling and other disasters thread
« Reply #391 on: July 14, 2013, 04:41:16 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 14, 2013, 04:22:24 PM
Baldy has advised me where to hire a speedboat tomorrow  cloud9:

What can possibly go wrong?

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Re: Mr Nick's all new holiday to Cyprus, paddling and other disasters thread
« Reply #392 on: July 14, 2013, 05:33:14 PM »

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Re: Mr Nick's all new holiday to Cyprus, paddling and other disasters thread
« Reply #393 on: July 14, 2013, 05:36:56 PM »
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Re: Mr Nick's all new holiday to Cyprus, paddling and other disasters thread
« Reply #394 on: July 14, 2013, 05:38:12 PM »
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Re: Mr Nick's all new holiday to Cyprus, paddling and other disasters thread
« Reply #395 on: July 14, 2013, 07:26:01 PM »
I've watched that 20 times now and it doesn't look as if it was staged or contrived...
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Re: Mr Nick's all new holiday to Cyprus, paddling and other disasters thread
« Reply #396 on: July 14, 2013, 07:40:09 PM »
Quote from: Pirate on July 14, 2013, 07:26:01 PM
I've watched that 20 times now and it doesn't look as if it was staged or contrived...

Nope. Nick was driving. noooo:
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Re: Mr Nick's all new holiday to Cyprus, paddling and other disasters thread
« Reply #397 on: July 14, 2013, 10:05:31 PM »
So this avro when Nick, Foggy Apey & myself were out, a couple of gerls came in the pub from Oz.

After a little bit of banter they stated that they were sisters.

Me: " I thought you were a couple of rug munchers"  redface:

The better looking one : " We have been called lesbians before, you are not the first"

Thank fook for that or I might have got a right hook.  noooo:
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Re: Mr Nick's all new holiday to Cyprus, paddling and other disasters thread
« Reply #398 on: July 15, 2013, 05:36:42 AM »
 point:

Anyhoo, Mr Speedboat? Meet Mr Nick  eveilgrin:
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Re: Mr Nick's all new holiday to Cyprus, paddling and other disasters thread
« Reply #399 on: July 15, 2013, 05:55:53 AM »
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Re: Mr Nick's all new holiday to Cyprus, paddling and other disasters thread
« Reply #400 on: July 15, 2013, 06:19:05 AM »
It seems to be National Sounding Sirens Day  rubschin:
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Re: Mr Nick's all new holiday to Cyprus, paddling and other disasters thread
« Reply #401 on: July 15, 2013, 06:22:48 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 15, 2013, 06:19:05 AM
It seems to be National Sounding Sirens Day  rubschin:

They've been warned about the speedboat thing....  Thumbs:
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Re: Mr Nick's all new holiday to Cyprus, paddling and other disasters thread
« Reply #402 on: July 15, 2013, 09:04:16 AM »
Quote from: Baldy on July 14, 2013, 10:05:31 PM
So this avro when Nick, Foggy Apey & myself were out, a couple of gerls came in the pub from Oz.

After a little bit of banter they stated that they were sisters.

Me: " I thought you were a couple of rug munchers"  redface:

The better looking one : " We have been called lesbians before, you are not the first"

Thank fook for that or I might have got a right hook.  noooo:

You also made a comment about their boobs..........shortly before they left........ rubschin:
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Re: Mr Nick's all new holiday to Cyprus, paddling and other disasters thread
« Reply #403 on: July 15, 2013, 09:21:48 AM »
Oh dear

From the Women for Dummies guide:

  "never make it obvious you are fixated by their boobs "
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Re: Mr Nick's all new holiday to Cyprus, paddling and other disasters thread
« Reply #404 on: July 15, 2013, 09:28:17 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on July 15, 2013, 09:04:16 AM
Quote from: Baldy on July 14, 2013, 10:05:31 PM
So this avro when Nick, Foggy Apey & myself were out, a couple of gerls came in the pub from Oz.

After a little bit of banter they stated that they were sisters.

Me: " I thought you were a couple of rug munchers"  redface:

The better looking one : " We have been called lesbians before, you are not the first"

Thank fook for that or I might have got a right hook.  noooo:

You also made a comment about their boobs..........shortly before they left........ rubschin:

That was part of the "you do not look like sisters, did your mother change milkmen after the first one was born?"
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