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Offline apc2010

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A text comes in..........speed-boating is fun....... scared2:

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A text comes in..........speed-boating is fun....... scared2:

Ohhh Noes   scared2: scared2: scared2:
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If he is using his phone on a boat........ rubschin:  may not get anymore text....

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If he is using his phone on a boat........ rubschin:  may not get anymore text....

PPF (plink plink.....fucked) we may not hear from him by phone again.  noooo:

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That reminds me of the old acid bath joke

but I digress, is Nick overdue reporting his position then?
Well, whatever, nevermind

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If he is using his phone on a boat........ rubschin:  may not get anymore text....

PPF (plink plink.....fucked) we may not hear from him by phone again.  noooo:

I thought you were going to drive... why did you let him out on his own...?  noooo:
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If he is using his phone on a boat........ rubschin:  may not get anymore text....

PPF (plink plink.....fucked) we may not hear from him by phone again.  noooo:

I thought you were going to drive... why did you let him out on his own...?  noooo:

wasn't invited  sad24: I gave him directions to the blue lagoon and told him to follow the coastline and if he got as far as the big rocks at sea he had gone too far out. He nodded, had aother beer and..........well I don't know now.

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If he is using his phone on a boat........ rubschin:  may not get anymore text....

PPF (plink plink.....fucked) we may not hear from him by phone again.  noooo:

I thought you were going to drive... why did you let him out on his own...?  noooo:

wasn't invited  sad24: I gave him directions to the blue lagoon and told him to follow the coastline and if he got as far as the big rocks at sea he had gone too far out. He nodded, had aother beer and..........well I don't know now.

Lost at sea... it is what he would have wanted like...  sad24:
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Super fabbo sploshy fun :thumbsup:  (see James Bond Thread)
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He lives......... Thumbs:

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It's the doppelgänger !
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It's the doppelgänger !

Thass easy for you to say!  ;D
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May be a little late but I've just found the perfect person to take Nick's holiday snaps.



Anyone willing to catch fire to get the shot they want is obviously crazy professional enough.  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2364042/Daredevil-photographer-proves-far-perfect-shot-shoes-tripod-set-alight-volcano-lava-flow.html
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It's the doppelgänger !

Thass easy for you to say!  ;D
LOL

Not really, couldn't even spoll it to be honest but with Tapatalk the phone spollcheckercorrectermatic sorts it

Most times

So I have been taken over by a computer. A turn for the better it hears you cry.
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Was a bit worried earlier .........a guy drowned in Paphos today (serious mode) but turns out just an idiot who went swimming where you are not allowed ...there are signs in English ,Greek and Russian .......and a huge red flag.... noooo: