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Went to Paphos earlier for fag supplies  :thumbsup:

Asked uniformed wumman at bus station which was the bus back to Paradise Gardens.

This one, she pointed.

I was halfway to Coral Bay before I realised she was a half wit  evil:

What was the other half...?
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Went to Paphos earlier for fag supplies  :thumbsup:

Asked uniformed wumman at bus station which was the bus back to Paradise Gardens.

This one, she pointed.

I was halfway to Coral Bay before I realised she was a half wit  evil:

What was the other half...?

That bus does stop right by your apartment....... noooo:

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my goat  cloud9:

Also, Apey is a mong. he got confused, you were on the wrong bus.  ::)

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 redface:  it's early......I am not awake yet....... evil:

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Quote from: Nick
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foR Christmas this year can I please have a camera that werks...?
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Quote from: Nick
DEar Santa,

foR Christmas this year can I please have a camera that werks...?

Or A couRSE on how to cLEAN The lENs.  whistle:
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Quote from: Nick
DEar Santa,

foR Christmas this year can I please have a camera that werks...?

Or A couRSE on how to cLEAN The lENs.  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
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Nick's did mention yesterday that he thinks he needs a new liver....... rubschin:

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Nick's did mention yesterday that he thinks he needs a new liver....... rubschin:

And twenty gallons of after-sun....  Sunburn:
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Nick's did mention yesterday that he thinks he needs a new liver....... rubschin:

And twenty gallons of after-sun....  Sunburn:

He did look a little bit red....... rubschin:

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Nick's did mention yesterday that he thinks he needs a new liver....... rubschin:

And twenty gallons of after-sun....  Sunburn:

He did look a little bit red....... rubschin:

He'd be yellow if he needed a liver.  ::)
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Nick's did mention yesterday that he thinks he needs a new liver....... rubschin:

And twenty gallons of after-sun....  Sunburn:

He did look a little bit red....... rubschin:

He'd be yellow if he needed a liver.  ::)

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He is back in luton yet.......... rubschin:

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He is back in luton yet.......... rubschin:
He is?
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