Mr Nick's all new holiday to Cyprus, paddling and other disasters thread

[Nick]

I am in his patch in a couple of weeks 

[Barman]

I am in his patch in a couple of weeks 

 

[Darwins Selection]

I am in his patch in a couple of weeks 

 

Whenever it is, I shall be away for a few days.

[Barman]

I am in his patch in a couple of weeks 

 

Whenever it is, I shall be away for a few days.

And leaving large machinery across the entrance for security purposes...?

[Darwins Selection]

I am in his patch in a couple of weeks 

 

Whenever it is, I shall be away for a few days.

And leaving large machinery across the entrance for security purposes...?

And tree trunks...

[Barman]

I am in his patch in a couple of weeks 

 

Whenever it is, I shall be away for a few days.

And leaving large machinery across the entrance for security purposes...?

And tree trunks...

Are you listening Tipsy...? 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I need a holiday 

  one holiday is never enough

I believe DS is soon to be offering the All New Turnip Experience holidays

There could be good munny in this. I can see that this could put Bickering on the map.  Great turnips that I have known, the book and the filum. A layman's guide to turnips (fully illustrated) book only.  Turnip ice cream,  yoghurt and chutney.  Turnip cake, pickled turnips.  The list is endless.

[apc2010]

I need a holiday 

  one holiday is never enough

I believe DS is soon to be offering the All New Turnip Experience holidays

There could be good munny in this. I can see that this could put Bickering on the map.  Great turnips that I have known, the book and the filum. A layman's guide to turnips (fully illustrated) book only.  Turnip ice cream,  yoghurt and chutney.  Turnip cake, pickled turnips.  The list is endless.

Possible ,,,,,on CDWM one bloke was a farmer and put beetroot in every course inc beetroot ice cream ........amazingly they all loved it........

[Darwins Selection]

I need a holiday 

  one holiday is never enough

I believe DS is soon to be offering the All New Turnip Experience holidays

There could be good munny in this. I can see that this could put Bickering on the map.  Great turnips that I have known, the book and the filum. A layman's guide to turnips (fully illustrated) book only.  Turnip ice cream,  yoghurt and chutney.  Turnip cake, pickled turnips.  The list is endless.

I can see you are keen to invest. 

BM has all the details and will offer an excellent reference.

[Barman]

I need a holiday 

  one holiday is never enough

I believe DS is soon to be offering the All New Turnip Experience holidays

There could be good munny in this. I can see that this could put Bickering on the map.  Great turnips that I have known, the book and the filum. A layman's guide to turnips (fully illustrated) book only.  Turnip ice cream,  yoghurt and chutney.  Turnip cake, pickled turnips.  The list is endless.

I can see you are keen to invest. 

BM has all the details and will offer an excellent reference.

Independent like.... 

[Darwins Selection]

I need a holiday 

  one holiday is never enough

I believe DS is soon to be offering the All New Turnip Experience holidays

There could be good munny in this. I can see that this could put Bickering on the map.  Great turnips that I have known, the book and the filum. A layman's guide to turnips (fully illustrated) book only.  Turnip ice cream,  yoghurt and chutney.  Turnip cake, pickled turnips.  The list is endless.

I can see you are keen to invest. 

BM has all the details and will offer an excellent reference.

Independent like.... 

Naturally

[Just One More]

I need a holiday 

  one holiday is never enough

I believe DS is soon to be offering the All New Turnip Experience holidays

There could be good munny in this. I can see that this could put Bickering on the map.  Great turnips that I have known, the book and the filum. A layman's guide to turnips (fully illustrated) book only.  Turnip ice cream,  yoghurt and chutney.  Turnip cake, pickled turnips.  The list is endless.

Possible ,,,,,on CDWM one bloke was a farmer and put beetroot in every course inc beetroot ice cream ........amazingly they all loved it........

I've not seen that one, but I remember the tight sod who had marmalade in every course. He openly admitted that if he was going out with a girl that when it came close to her birthday he would ditch them, "cos you have to buy a card.... and a present... and get a meal.... and drinks" and it costs money. The best one ever for me

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I need a holiday 

  one holiday is never enough

I believe DS is soon to be offering the All New Turnip Experience holidays

There could be good munny in this. I can see that this could put Bickering on the map.  Great turnips that I have known, the book and the filum. A layman's guide to turnips (fully illustrated) book only.  Turnip ice cream,  yoghurt and chutney.  Turnip cake, pickled turnips.  The list is endless.

I can see you are keen to invest. 

BM has all the details and will offer an excellent reference.

Independent like.... 

Naturally

Ahh DS if only, unfortunately BM is indisposed, the silly sod has been out in his bare feet standing on driveways to see if they are too hot to stand on.  I would go as far as to suggest that he is not fit for purpose.

I therefore suggest that we come to a gentleman's agreement, we can cut BM out of the deal, I can bung you a few backhanders you can rig the market I see this as a win win situation.  Taps side of nose with finger, a nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat.

[Steve]

DS could extoll the aerobic benefits of turnip picking and the opportunity to learn interesting new skills from the Romanian co-pickers

[Barman]

I need a holiday 

  one holiday is never enough

I believe DS is soon to be offering the All New Turnip Experience holidays

There could be good munny in this. I can see that this could put Bickering on the map.  Great turnips that I have known, the book and the filum. A layman's guide to turnips (fully illustrated) book only.  Turnip ice cream,  yoghurt and chutney.  Turnip cake, pickled turnips.  The list is endless.

I can see you are keen to invest. 

BM has all the details and will offer an excellent reference.

Independent like.... 

Naturally

Ahh DS if only, unfortunately BM is indisposed, the silly sod has been out in his bare feet standing on driveways to see if they are too hot to stand on.  I would go as far as to suggest that he is not fit for purpose.

I therefore suggest that we come to a gentleman's agreement, we can cut BM out of the deal, I can bung you a few backhanders you can rig the market I see this as a win win situation.  Taps side of nose with finger, a nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat.