Mr Nick's all new holiday to Cyprus, paddling and other disasters thread

[Darwins Selection]

I need a holiday 

  one holiday is never enough

I believe DS is soon to be offering the All New Turnip Experience holidays

There could be good munny in this. I can see that this could put Bickering on the map.  Great turnips that I have known, the book and the filum. A layman's guide to turnips (fully illustrated) book only.  Turnip ice cream,  yoghurt and chutney.  Turnip cake, pickled turnips.  The list is endless.

I can see you are keen to invest. 

BM has all the details and will offer an excellent reference.

Independent like.... 

Naturally

Ahh DS if only, unfortunately BM is indisposed, the silly sod has been out in his bare feet standing on driveways to see if they are too hot to stand on.  I would go as far as to suggest that he is not fit for purpose.

I therefore suggest that we come to a gentleman's agreement, we can cut BM out of the deal, I can bung you a few backhanders you can rig the market I see this as a win win situation.  Taps side of nose with finger, a nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat.

It's a deal 

Thank goodness for this PM facility 

[Darwins Selection]

I need a holiday 

  one holiday is never enough

I believe DS is soon to be offering the All New Turnip Experience holidays

There could be good munny in this. I can see that this could put Bickering on the map.  Great turnips that I have known, the book and the filum. A layman's guide to turnips (fully illustrated) book only.  Turnip ice cream,  yoghurt and chutney.  Turnip cake, pickled turnips.  The list is endless.

I can see you are keen to invest. 

BM has all the details and will offer an excellent reference.

Independent like.... 

Naturally

Ahh DS if only, unfortunately BM is indisposed, the silly sod has been out in his bare feet standing on driveways to see if they are too hot to stand on.  I would go as far as to suggest that he is not fit for purpose.

I therefore suggest that we come to a gentleman's agreement, we can cut BM out of the deal, I can bung you a few backhanders you can rig the market I see this as a win win situation.  Taps side of nose with finger, a nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat.

It's a deal 

Thank goodness for this PM facility 

Oopsy. 

[Just One More]

DS could extoll the aerobic benefits of turnip picking and the opportunity to learn interesting new skills from the Romanian co-pickers

Have the wild bitches set up a brothel 

[Steve]

DS could extoll the aerobic benefits of turnip picking and the opportunity to learn interesting new skills from the Romanian co-pickers

Have the wild bitches set up a brothel 

with 25% commission for DS

and BOGOF offers for  . . . . . .

[Barman]

I need a holiday 

  one holiday is never enough

I believe DS is soon to be offering the All New Turnip Experience holidays

There could be good munny in this. I can see that this could put Bickering on the map.  Great turnips that I have known, the book and the filum. A layman's guide to turnips (fully illustrated) book only.  Turnip ice cream,  yoghurt and chutney.  Turnip cake, pickled turnips.  The list is endless.

I can see you are keen to invest. 

BM has all the details and will offer an excellent reference.

Independent like.... 

Naturally

Ahh DS if only, unfortunately BM is indisposed, the silly sod has been out in his bare feet standing on driveways to see if they are too hot to stand on.  I would go as far as to suggest that he is not fit for purpose.

I therefore suggest that we come to a gentleman's agreement, we can cut BM out of the deal, I can bung you a few backhanders you can rig the market I see this as a win win situation.  Taps side of nose with finger, a nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat.

It's a deal 

Thank goodness for this PM facility 

Oopsy. 

 

[Nick]

My lovely thread 

[apc2010]

My lovely thread 

 

[Barman]

I could lock it until next time like...? 

[Nick]

Next time 

[Barman]

Next time 

When you run out of fags! 

[apc2010]

Next time 

When you run out of fags! 

I need twiglets........

[Nick]

Cyprus summarised:

Criminal ex pats
Keo
Tiny pigs
Escaped goats
Insane drivers
Zombies dancing
Keo
Deadly snakes
Chavs
Sunburn
Bees
Liver damage
Baldy  ("I thought you were rug munchers" etc)
The Organist
Sausage rolls and Lidl beer for a treat 

I should get a job with the tourist board (Awful Truth section)

[Barman]

Cyprus summarised:

Criminal ex pats
Keo
Tiny pigs
Escaped goats
Insane drivers
Zombies dancing
Keo
Deadly snakes
Chavs
Sunburn
Bees
Liver damage
Baldy  ("I thought you were rug munchers" etc)
The Organist
Sausage rolls and Lidl beer for a treat 

I should get a job with the tourist board (Awful Truth section)

You forgot cheap fags! 

[apc2010]

Cyprus summarised:

Criminal ex pats
Keo
Tiny pigs
Escaped goats
Insane drivers
Zombies dancing
Keo
Deadly snakes
Chavs
Sunburn
Bees
Liver damage
Baldy  ("I thought you were rug munchers" etc)
The Organist
Sausage rolls and Lidl beer for a treat 

I should get a job with the tourist board (Awful Truth section)

You forgot cheap fags! 

And a few Keos ......

[miss Tchevious]

and very large brandies.