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Re: Nick's prezzie thread..
« Reply #15 on: July 02, 2013, 08:04:04 AM »
Perfect, we won't have to worry about any dirt in the cement then.  :thumbsup:
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Re: Nick's prezzie thread..
« Reply #16 on: July 02, 2013, 09:05:39 AM »
 lol:

Should do the rock star thing and put the bodies in MeMi and drive them into the pool

Or even not wait til they're dead
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Re: Nick's prezzie thread..
« Reply #17 on: July 02, 2013, 09:07:25 AM »
Quote from: Steve on July 02, 2013, 09:05:39 AM
lol:

Should do the rock star thing and put the bodies in MeMi and drive them into the pool

Or even not wait til they're dead

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Re: Nick's prezzie thread..
« Reply #18 on: July 02, 2013, 09:11:22 AM »
Don't mention MeMi Steve you MeNi.  whistle:

I think we could have a sweepstake on just how long its going to take BM to put it back together again after Nick's visit though.  rubschin:
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Re: Nick's prezzie thread..
« Reply #19 on: July 02, 2013, 09:13:30 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2013, 09:11:22 AM
Don't mention MeMi Steve you MeNi.  whistle:

I think we could have a sweepstake on just how long its going to take BM to put it back together again after Nick's visit though.  rubschin:

Nick won't be going anywhere near it....  noooo:
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Re: Nick's prezzie thread..
« Reply #20 on: July 02, 2013, 09:21:50 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2013, 09:11:22 AM
Don't mention MeMi Steve you MeNi.  whistle:

I think we could have a sweepstake on just how long its going to take BM to put it back together again after Nick's visit though.  rubschin:
I shall defy your edicts and taunt you

MeMi MeMi MeMi MeMi MeMi MeMi MeMi MeMi we are the knights that say MeMi
(sorry that was a bit silly really)

I'll go for 2 weeks, despite what he said he's bound to take MeMi out to show it off and MeMi is at the least going to wet herself again, real danger is she'll do it just when Nick is lighting up and

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Re: Nick's prezzie thread..
« Reply #21 on: July 02, 2013, 09:27:01 AM »
Quote from: Steve on July 02, 2013, 09:21:50 AM
MeMi MeMi MeMi MeMi MeMi MeMi MeMi MeMi we are the knights that say MeMi
(sorry that was a bit silly really)

You can apologise all you like but you are still going to have to rewrite the entire sketch to work with MeMi  whistle:
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Re: Nick's prezzie thread..
« Reply #22 on: July 02, 2013, 09:31:44 AM »
Nick is not going near her... or LL... noooo:
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Re: Nick's prezzie thread..
« Reply #23 on: July 02, 2013, 09:33:52 AM »
You say that now but when the collapsio is flowing you'll end up showing it off when Nicks asks.  whistle:
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Re: Nick's prezzie thread..
« Reply #24 on: July 02, 2013, 09:44:09 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2013, 09:27:01 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 02, 2013, 09:21:50 AM
MeMi MeMi MeMi MeMi MeMi MeMi MeMi MeMi we are the knights that say MeMi
(sorry that was a bit silly really)

You can apologise all you like but you are still going to have to rewrite the entire sketch to work with MeMi  whistle:
OK then but I do wonder if it was worth it:

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Voice over:  Meanwhile, Nick and and an attached Maggot, not more than a Sleazy-jet flight away, had discovered something.
 
Knights of MeMi: MeMi!  MeMi!  MeMi!  MeMi!  MeMi!  MeMi!
Nick : Who are you?
Knight of MeMi: We are the Knights who say.....   "MeMi"!
Nick : (horrified) No!  Not the Knights who say "MeMi"!
Knight of MeMi: The same.
Other Knight of MeMi: Who are we?
Knight of MeMi: We are the keepers of the sacred words: MeMi, Ping, and Nee-womm!
Other Knight of MeMi: Nee-womm!
Nick : (to Maggot) Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!
Knight of MeMi: The Knights who say "MeMi" demand..... a sacrifice!
Nick : Knights of MeMi, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who
        lives beyond these woods.
Knights of MeMi: MeMi!  MeMi!  MeMi!  MeMi!  MeMi!  MeMi!  MeMi!  MeMi!  MeMi!
Maggot: No! Noooo!  Aaaugh!  No!
Knight of MeMi: We shall say "MeMi" to you... if you do not appease us.
Nick : Well what is it you want?
Knight of MeMi: We want.....
 
(pregnant pause)
 
                             A SHRUBBERY!!!!
(dramatic minor chord)
Nick : A *WHAT*?
Knights of MeMi: MeMi!  MeMi!!  MeMi!  MeMi!
Nick; No!  No!  Please, please, no more!  We will find you a shrubbery.
Knight of MeMi: You must return here with a shrubbery... or else you will never
              pass through this wood...   alive.
Nick : O Knights of MeMi, you are just and fair, and we will return with a
        shrubbery.
Knight of MeMi: One that looks Nice.
Nick : Of course!
Knight of MeMi: And not *too* expensive.
Nick; Yes!
Knight of MeMi: Noowwwww.... GO!
 
(music)
 
Nick : O Knights of MeMi.  We have brought you your shrubbery.  May we go now?
Knight of MeMi: Yes, it is a good shrubbery.  I like the laurels particularly.
              But there is one small problem....
Nick : What is that?
Knight of MeMi: We are now *no longer* the Knights Who Say "MeMi"!
Other Knights of MeMi: MeMi!  Shh! Shh!
Knight of MeMi: We are now the Knights who say "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang,
              zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm".
Other Knight of MeMi: MeMi!
Knight of MeMi:  Therefore, we must give you a test.
Nick : What is this test, o Knights of.....
        Knights who 'til recently said "MeMi"?
Knight of MeMi: Firstly, you must find....
 
                      ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!!!
(another minor chord)
Nick : Oh not *another* shrubbery!!
Knight of MeMi: (excitedly) THEN... Then, when you have found the shrubbery,
              you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly
              higher, so we get the two-level effect with a little path
              runMeMing down the middle.
Other Knights of MeMi:  A path!  A path!  A path!   Shh, shhh.  MeMi!  MeMi!
Knight of MeMi: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the
              mightiest tree in the forest...
              Wiiiiiithh....  A HERRING!

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Re: Nick's prezzie thread..
« Reply #25 on: July 02, 2013, 09:49:16 AM »
 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Nick's prezzie thread..
« Reply #26 on: July 02, 2013, 10:12:56 AM »
Quote from: Steve on July 02, 2013, 09:44:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2013, 09:27:01 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 02, 2013, 09:21:50 AM
MeMi MeMi MeMi MeMi MeMi MeMi MeMi MeMi we are the knights that say MeMi
(sorry that was a bit silly really)

You can apologise all you like but you are still going to have to rewrite the entire sketch to work with MeMi  whistle:
OK then but I do wonder if it was worth it:

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Voice over:  Meanwhile, Nick and and an attached Maggot, not more than a Sleazy-jet flight away, had discovered something.
 
Knights of MeMi: MeMi!  MeMi!  MeMi!  MeMi!  MeMi!  MeMi!
Nick : Who are you?
Knight of MeMi: We are the Knights who say.....   "MeMi"!
Nick : (horrified) No!  Not the Knights who say "MeMi"!
Knight of MeMi: The same.
Other Knight of MeMi: Who are we?
Knight of MeMi: We are the keepers of the sacred words: MeMi, Ping, and Nee-womm!
Other Knight of MeMi: Nee-womm!
Nick : (to Maggot) Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!
Knight of MeMi: The Knights who say "MeMi" demand..... a sacrifice!
Nick : Knights of MeMi, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who
        lives beyond these woods.
Knights of MeMi: MeMi!  MeMi!  MeMi!  MeMi!  MeMi!  MeMi!  MeMi!  MeMi!  MeMi!
Maggot: No! Noooo!  Aaaugh!  No!
Knight of MeMi: We shall say "MeMi" to you... if you do not appease us.
Nick : Well what is it you want?
Knight of MeMi: We want.....
 
(pregnant pause)
 
                             A SHRUBBERY!!!!
(dramatic minor chord)
Nick : A *WHAT*?
Knights of MeMi: MeMi!  MeMi!!  MeMi!  MeMi!
Nick; No!  No!  Please, please, no more!  We will find you a shrubbery.
Knight of MeMi: You must return here with a shrubbery... or else you will never
              pass through this wood...   alive.
Nick : O Knights of MeMi, you are just and fair, and we will return with a
        shrubbery.
Knight of MeMi: One that looks Nice.
Nick : Of course!
Knight of MeMi: And not *too* expensive.
Nick; Yes!
Knight of MeMi: Noowwwww.... GO!
 
(music)
 
Nick : O Knights of MeMi.  We have brought you your shrubbery.  May we go now?
Knight of MeMi: Yes, it is a good shrubbery.  I like the laurels particularly.
              But there is one small problem....
Nick : What is that?
Knight of MeMi: We are now *no longer* the Knights Who Say "MeMi"!
Other Knights of MeMi: MeMi!  Shh! Shh!
Knight of MeMi: We are now the Knights who say "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang,
              zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm".
Other Knight of MeMi: MeMi!
Knight of MeMi:  Therefore, we must give you a test.
Nick : What is this test, o Knights of.....
        Knights who 'til recently said "MeMi"?
Knight of MeMi: Firstly, you must find....
 
                      ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!!!
(another minor chord)
Nick : Oh not *another* shrubbery!!
Knight of MeMi: (excitedly) THEN... Then, when you have found the shrubbery,
              you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly
              higher, so we get the two-level effect with a little path
              runMeMing down the middle.
Other Knights of MeMi:  A path!  A path!  A path!   Shh, shhh.  MeMi!  MeMi!
Knight of MeMi: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the
              mightiest tree in the forest...
              Wiiiiiithh....  A HERRING!

 

 worthy: happ096  I will put to the Bickering Council that you write the Christmas Panto this year after this.... I think Miss C would approve ... I must send her a message and ask if as our elected representative what panto she suggests we can then get approval from them... Not that it matters as what Miss C says goes... :thumbsup:
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Re: Nick's prezzie thread..
« Reply #27 on: July 02, 2013, 10:40:58 AM »
Well thank you but I must give credit to

Messrs Python for the original sketch and bill Gates for his Find and Replace function wot did most of the work
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Re: Nick's prezzie thread..
« Reply #28 on: July 02, 2013, 11:00:06 AM »
Quote from: Steve on July 02, 2013, 10:40:58 AM
Well thank you but I must give credit to

Messrs Python for the original sketch and bill Gates for his Find and Replace function wot did most of the work

No matter... I still think you the panto writer is in order.... :thumbsup:
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Re: Nick's prezzie thread..
« Reply #29 on: July 02, 2013, 11:07:43 AM »
A Nick themed version of Spamalot you say
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