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Re: Kitchen Bin
« Reply #30 on: July 08, 2013, 02:50:57 PM »
Just emptied the bastard thing again before it burst open!  cussing:

Please can you come to my house ... I am the only one who empties bins round here ... noooo:


Oh I forgot I am the only one who does anything round here........ whistle:

No, you come round here....  whistle:

Would I get paid too .... eeek:

No... ::)

Same as here then... only better weather .... but the weather here is good too.. well for this week anyway...and I have lots of cheaper PG teabags here... ::)

Any twiglets,.......... rubschin:

No definitely not .... sick2:

Tea bags & bin duty!  Thumbs:

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Re: Kitchen Bin
« Reply #31 on: July 08, 2013, 02:57:16 PM »
Just emptied the bastard thing again before it burst open!  cussing:

Please can you come to my house ... I am the only one who empties bins round here ... noooo:


Oh I forgot I am the only one who does anything round here........ whistle:

No, you come round here....  whistle:

Would I get paid too .... eeek:

No... ::)

Same as here then... only better weather .... but the weather here is good too.. well for this week anyway...and I have lots of cheaper PG teabags here... ::)

Any twiglets,.......... rubschin:

No definitely not .... sick2:

Tea bags & bin duty!  Thumbs:

And no babies guaranteed... :thumbsup:

Deal!  Thumbs:

Free accommodation for your services then  :thumbsup:

 Thumbs:

Be quick tho - the bastard thing is bursting at the seams again!  cussing:
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Re: Kitchen Bin
« Reply #32 on: July 08, 2013, 03:25:52 PM »
Just emptied the bastard thing again before it burst open!  cussing:

Please can you come to my house ... I am the only one who empties bins round here ... noooo:


Oh I forgot I am the only one who does anything round here........ whistle:

No, you come round here....  whistle:

Would I get paid too .... eeek:

No... ::)

Same as here then... only better weather .... but the weather here is good too.. well for this week anyway...and I have lots of cheaper PG teabags here... ::)

Any twiglets,.......... rubschin:

No definitely not .... sick2:

Tea bags & bin duty!  Thumbs:

And no babies guaranteed... :thumbsup:

Deal!  Thumbs:

Free accommodation for your services then  :thumbsup:

 Thumbs:

Be quick tho - the bastard thing is bursting at the seams again!  cussing:

Just leave it and see how long it takes for someone to empty it or say something.... whistle:
You only get one chance at this life so make the most of it .

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Re: Kitchen Bin
« Reply #33 on: July 08, 2013, 03:44:17 PM »
Exactly ^

Barman has forgotten one of the key rules you learn a a kid

- never get good at wiping up
- never get good at washing cars
- never good at cleaning cars

and in later life

- never get good at photocopying
- never get good at fixing broken electronical things
- never get good at unbunging drains

to which we have to add

- never get good at emptying bins

Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Kitchen Bin
« Reply #34 on: July 08, 2013, 08:22:28 PM »
I'm not emptying it again - fuck them!  cussing:
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Re: Kitchen Bin
« Reply #35 on: July 08, 2013, 08:29:24 PM »
... moves £10 to right pocket  whistle:
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Re: Kitchen Bin
« Reply #36 on: July 08, 2013, 08:38:05 PM »

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Re: Kitchen Bin
« Reply #37 on: July 09, 2013, 04:51:59 AM »
I'm not emptying it again - fuck them!  cussing:

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Re: Kitchen Bin
« Reply #38 on: July 09, 2013, 05:18:43 AM »
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Re: Kitchen Bin
« Reply #39 on: July 09, 2013, 03:19:19 PM »
Just got back in and the bin has been emptied....  cloud9:
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Re: Kitchen Bin
« Reply #40 on: July 09, 2013, 04:01:37 PM »
Just got back in and the bin has been emptied....  cloud9:


The dog......... rubschin:

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Re: Kitchen Bin
« Reply #41 on: July 09, 2013, 04:04:35 PM »
Just got back in and the bin has been emptied....  cloud9:


The dog......... rubschin:

No... LL didn't touch it....  noooo:
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Re: Kitchen Bin
« Reply #42 on: July 09, 2013, 04:11:18 PM »
Just got back in and the bin has been emptied....  cloud9:


The dog......... rubschin:

No... LL didn't touch it....  noooo:

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Re: Kitchen Bin
« Reply #43 on: July 09, 2013, 04:33:20 PM »
Mine needs emptying now. Can you pop round BM?
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Re: Kitchen Bin
« Reply #44 on: July 09, 2013, 04:34:08 PM »
Mine needs emptying now. Can you pop round BM?

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