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Child Proof Tops
« on: July 06, 2013, 06:35:06 AM »
How many childs were actually injured by stuff before everything became impossible to open...?    cussing:
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Re: Child Proof Tops
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2013, 10:09:17 AM »
I always found them quite simple.




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Re: Child Proof Tops
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2013, 10:51:40 AM »
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Re: Child Proof Tops
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2013, 08:54:27 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 06, 2013, 10:09:17 AM
I always found them quite simple.




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Re: Child Proof Tops
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2013, 11:32:24 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 06, 2013, 06:35:06 AM
How many childs were actually injured by stuff before everything became impossible to open...?    cussing:
seems up to 500 a year were dying in the USA alone, quite staggering

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Re: Child Proof Tops
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2013, 06:47:59 AM »
Quote from: Steve on July 06, 2013, 11:32:24 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 06, 2013, 06:35:06 AM
How many childs were actually injured by stuff before everything became impossible to open...?    cussing:
seems up to 500 a year were dying in the USA alone, quite staggering

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About 50 in the UK then...?

A staggering lack of parental supervision.... IMHO of course...

Why should we all struggle to open simple stuff because a few parents can't look after their kids...?

I see they want to ban roller blinds now in case an child hangs itself on the rope.....  noooo:
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Re: Child Proof Tops
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2013, 10:14:41 AM »
A sad fact is not only that ~50% of parents are below average IQ but that 5% of them are going to be seriously dim
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Re: Child Proof Tops
« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2013, 10:28:32 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 07, 2013, 06:47:59 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 06, 2013, 11:32:24 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 06, 2013, 06:35:06 AM
How many childs were actually injured by stuff before everything became impossible to open...?    cussing:
seems up to 500 a year were dying in the USA alone, quite staggering

link

About 50 in the UK then...?

A staggering lack of parental supervision.... IMHO of course...

Why should we all struggle to open simple stuff because a few parents can't look after their kids...?

I see they want to ban roller blinds now in case an child hangs itself on the rope.....  noooo:

That's on a par with the proposed ban on menthol fags - cos they *might* appeal to the little kiddiwinks like . . .

Pure moronicity . . .
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Re: Child Proof Tops
« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2013, 10:31:31 AM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 07, 2013, 10:28:32 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 07, 2013, 06:47:59 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 06, 2013, 11:32:24 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 06, 2013, 06:35:06 AM
How many childs were actually injured by stuff before everything became impossible to open...?    cussing:
seems up to 500 a year were dying in the USA alone, quite staggering

link

About 50 in the UK then...?

A staggering lack of parental supervision.... IMHO of course...

Why should we all struggle to open simple stuff because a few parents can't look after their kids...?

I see they want to ban roller blinds now in case an child hangs itself on the rope.....  noooo:

That's on a par with the proposed ban on menthol fags - cos they *might* appeal to the little kiddiwinks like . . .

Pure moronicity . . .

Quite...  noooo:
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Re: Child Proof Tops
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2013, 10:57:28 AM »
So the simple alternative would be we don't let morons have or be responsible for kids or able to have bottles of nasties lest they leave them in kids way

And the all new test for morons would be . . . . . .


You are a moron if you can't you open a 2013 child poof container.
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Re: Child Proof Tops
« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2013, 11:16:31 AM »
Quote from: Steve on July 07, 2013, 10:57:28 AM
So the simple alternative would be we don't let morons have or be responsible for kids or able to have bottles of nasties lest they leave them in kids way

And the all new test for morons would be . . . . . .


You are a moron if you can't you open a 2013 child poof container.

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Re: Child Proof Tops
« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2013, 11:18:23 AM »
When my kids were young we just put things up high out of reach ....  shrugs:
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Re: Child Proof Tops
« Reply #12 on: July 07, 2013, 11:20:55 AM »
Quote from: boogs on July 07, 2013, 11:18:23 AM
When my kids were young we just put things up high out of reach ....  shrugs:

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Re: Child Proof Tops
« Reply #13 on: July 07, 2013, 11:21:55 AM »
Quote from: Steve on July 07, 2013, 10:57:28 AM
So the simple alternative would be we don't let morons have or be responsible for kids or able to have bottles of nasties lest they leave them in kids way

And the all new test for morons would be . . . . . .


You are a moron if you can't you open a 2013 child poof container.

Are you calling me a moron as I cant open the bastard things either.... cry:

I am no good at pushing and twisting at the same time not natural.... confused:
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Re: Child Proof Tops
« Reply #14 on: July 07, 2013, 11:26:22 AM »
Not really

There are plenty of examples of H&S idiocy where some weak minded fool has made a stupid rule but imho this ain't one of them, not even close

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