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Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
« Reply #15 on: July 10, 2013, 03:34:00 PM »
I listened to MeMi and avoided the Minema. There is a childproof gate on the bog in case TMR ever visits

And you spent ten minutes searching for a bottle opener for your screw-top beer!  point:

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Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
« Reply #16 on: July 10, 2013, 03:36:12 PM »
I listened to MeMi and avoided the Minema. There is a childproof gate on the bog in case TMR ever visits

And you spent ten minutes searching for a bottle opener for your screw-top beer!  point:

 redface:

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I didn't offer him the good stuff....  redface:

 noooo:  could be worse you could have given him home brew.....

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Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
« Reply #17 on: July 10, 2013, 03:37:02 PM »
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Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
« Reply #18 on: July 10, 2013, 03:44:01 PM »
I listened to MeMi and avoided the Minema. There is a childproof gate on the bog in case TMR ever visits

And you spent ten minutes searching for a bottle opener for your screw-top beer!  point:

 redface:

Lidl finest..........

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I didn't offer him the good stuff....  redface:

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That is the good stuff!  cussing:
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Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
« Reply #19 on: July 10, 2013, 03:57:18 PM »
I listened to MeMi and avoided the Minema. There is a childproof gate on the bog in case TMR ever visits

And you spent ten minutes searching for a bottle opener for your screw-top beer!  point:

 redface:

Lidl finest..........

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I didn't offer him the good stuff....  redface:

 noooo:  could be worse you could have given him home brew.....

That is the good stuff!  cussing:

 rubschin: really......... whistle:

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Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
« Reply #20 on: July 10, 2013, 03:59:35 PM »
He wants me to go and see the Beatles with him on Saturday. He refused to believe that half of them are dead  noooo:

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Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
« Reply #21 on: July 10, 2013, 04:04:37 PM »
And the other two ain't going to be there either
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
« Reply #22 on: July 10, 2013, 04:05:06 PM »
He wants me to go and see the Beatles with him on Saturday. He refused to believe that half of them are dead  noooo:

Was he paying , rubschin:

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Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
« Reply #23 on: July 10, 2013, 04:06:37 PM »
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

He didn't even pay me for the teabags  cussing:
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Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
« Reply #24 on: July 10, 2013, 04:06:57 PM »
He wants me to go and see the Beatles with him on Saturday. He refused to believe that half of them are dead  noooo:

ARE THEY !!!  recently how old  (finds dibber quickly) eeek:
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Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
« Reply #25 on: July 10, 2013, 04:10:28 PM »
He wants me to go and see the Beatles with him on Saturday. He refused to believe that half of them are dead  noooo:

I didn't believe that owld shite about Santa or the Tooth Fairy either....  noooo:
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Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
« Reply #26 on: July 10, 2013, 04:12:37 PM »
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

He didn't even pay me for the teabags  cussing:

You sure he wasn't asking you to babysit......... rubschin:

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Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
« Reply #27 on: July 10, 2013, 04:16:28 PM »
Doorbell rings...

I open it and find a box of PG Tips on the floor and nobody there...  cloud9:

With hindsight, I should have just taken them, closed the door and made a nicer cuppah.... ::)
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Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
« Reply #28 on: July 10, 2013, 04:20:06 PM »
Doorbell rings...

I open it and find a box of PG Tips on the floor and nobody there...  cloud9:

With hindsight, I should have just taken them, closed the door and made a nicer cuppah.... ::)

He was gonna surprise you ..........but I forgot where you live........ redface:

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Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
« Reply #29 on: July 10, 2013, 04:20:52 PM »
he was playing that old game of Drop Dead Ginger
Well, whatever, nevermind