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Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
« on: July 10, 2013, 08:31:23 AM »
ME: I will be near Pissouri later if you fancy a beer
HIM: Come round here
ME: I don't have your address cussing:
HIM: Shall I send it to you?
ME: How the fvck else will I find you?  Banghead
HIM: Um, OK then.................

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Praps the Minema is some sort of underground command centre too  Angry9:
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Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2013, 08:36:52 AM »
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Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2013, 09:23:38 AM »
"Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?"

well that's another witness protection false identity blown then
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Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2013, 11:22:33 AM »
ME: I will be near Pissouri later if you fancy a beer
HIM: Come round here
ME: I don't have your address cussing:
HIM: Shall I send it to you?
ME: How the fvck else will I find you?  Banghead
HIM: Um, OK then.................

 tunble: tunble:

Praps the Minema is some sort of underground command centre too  Angry9:

So he is not allowed out....... noooo:

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Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2013, 11:51:37 AM »
ME: I will be near Pissouri later if you fancy a beer
HIM: Come round here
ME: I don't have your address cussing:
HIM: Shall I send it to you?
ME: How the fvck else will I find you?  Banghead
HIM: Um, OK then.................

 tunble: tunble:

Praps the Minema is some sort of underground command centre too  Angry9:

So he is not allowed out....... noooo:

I was waiting for a man.... ::)
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Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2013, 12:00:45 PM »
ME: I will be near Pissouri later if you fancy a beer
HIM: Come round here
ME: I don't have your address cussing:
HIM: Shall I send it to you?
ME: How the fvck else will I find you?  Banghead
HIM: Um, OK then.................

 tunble: tunble:

Praps the Minema is some sort of underground command centre too  Angry9:

So he is not allowed out....... noooo:

I was waiting for a man.... ::)

LL too......... point:

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Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2013, 12:36:26 PM »
ME: I will be near Pissouri later if you fancy a beer
HIM: Come round here
ME: I don't have your address cussing:
HIM: Shall I send it to you?
ME: How the fvck else will I find you?  Banghead
HIM: Um, OK then.................

 tunble: tunble:

Praps the Minema is some sort of underground command centre too  Angry9:

So he is not allowed out....... noooo:

I was waiting for a man.... ::)


aren't we all?  noooo:

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Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2013, 12:49:09 PM »
Mongs... ::)
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Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2013, 01:04:29 PM »
ME: I will be near Pissouri later if you fancy a beer
HIM: Come round here
ME: I don't have your address cussing:
HIM: Shall I send it to you?
ME: How the fvck else will I find you?  Banghead
HIM: Um, OK then.................

 tunble: tunble:

Praps the Minema is some sort of underground command centre too  Angry9:

So he is not allowed out....... noooo:

I was waiting for a man.... ::)


aren't we all?  noooo:
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Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2013, 03:16:19 PM »
I listened to MeMi and avoided the Minema. There is a childproof gate on the bog in case TMR ever visits
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Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2013, 03:20:37 PM »
I listened to MeMi and avoided the Minema. There is a childproof gate on the bog in case TMR ever visits

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Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2013, 03:22:42 PM »
I listened to MeMi and avoided the Minema. There is a childproof gate on the bog in case TMR ever visits

And you spent ten minutes searching for a bottle opener for your screw-top beer!  point:
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Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2013, 03:23:46 PM »
I listened to MeMi and avoided the Minema. There is a childproof gate on the bog in case TMR ever visits

Did you spot the white cat then..... eeek:
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Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2013, 03:24:26 PM »
I listened to MeMi and avoided the Minema. There is a childproof gate on the bog in case TMR ever visits

And you spent ten minutes searching for a bottle opener for your screw-top beer!  point:

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Re: Is BM really Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2013, 03:29:04 PM »
I listened to MeMi and avoided the Minema. There is a childproof gate on the bog in case TMR ever visits

And you spent ten minutes searching for a bottle opener for your screw-top beer!  point:

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