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Pretending to be James Bond
« on: July 12, 2013, 07:14:41 AM »
Does anyone else admit to this?  redface:

I am having breakfast out today: fresh orange juice, black coffee, scrambled eggs on toast. Ciggy to follow.

It is very James Bond, and I find myself surveying my fellow diners through my shades and assessing their threat level. The fat blonde with the tattoo could be a ninja  rubschin:

I shall soon drive off and press buttons in my Nissan Micra Aston Martin
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Re: Pretending to be James Bond
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2013, 07:25:04 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 12, 2013, 07:14:41 AM
Does anyone else admit to this?  redface:

I am having breakfast out today: fresh orange juice, black coffee, scrambled eggs on toast. Ciggy to follow.

It is very James Bond, and I find myself surveying my fellow diners through my shades and assessing their threat level. The fat blonde with the tattoo could be a ninja  rubschin:

I shall soon drive off and press buttons in my Nissan Micra Aston Martin

And they are surveying you, wondering why an Orang Utan is eating breakfast and smoking  point:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Pretending to be James Bond
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2013, 07:28:01 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on July 12, 2013, 07:25:04 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 12, 2013, 07:14:41 AM
Does anyone else admit to this?  redface:

I am having breakfast out today: fresh orange juice, black coffee, scrambled eggs on toast. Ciggy to follow.

It is very James Bond, and I find myself surveying my fellow diners through my shades and assessing their threat level. The fat blonde with the tattoo could be a ninja  rubschin:

I shall soon drive off and press buttons in my Nissan Micra Aston Martin

And they are surveying you, wondering why an Orang Utan is eating breakfast and smoking  point:
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Don't forget he is fiddling with his tooter too, not sure what they will make of that. eeek:
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Re: Pretending to be James Bond
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2013, 07:29:54 AM »
My poor thread  sad24:
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Re: Pretending to be James Bond
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2013, 07:55:06 AM »
I never pretend to be James Bond  rubschin:
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Re: Pretending to be James Bond
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2013, 08:10:24 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on July 12, 2013, 07:55:06 AM
I never pretend to be James Bond  rubschin:

Pussy Galore?
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Re: Pretending to be James Bond
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2013, 08:23:24 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 12, 2013, 07:14:41 AM
Does anyone else admit to this?

Nobody that doesn't need to be sectioned, no.
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Re: Pretending to be James Bond
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2013, 09:05:41 AM »
Nick could be Fold Ginger.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/uk/11/7-7-facewall/img/victim_wall_976x634.gif

Golden words he will pour in your ear
But his lies can't disguise what you fear
For a golden girl knows when he's kissed her
It's the kiss of death from Mister Goldfinger
Pretty girl, beware of his heart of gold
This hear is cold


Well that's today's ear worm sorted out.  It beats the one I did have......Me and my Arrow straight up and narrow....
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Re: Pretending to be James Bond
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2013, 09:10:43 AM »
Your Bond Girl name =  the name you gave to your private parts as a child and  your grandmothers maiden name  rubschin:

Minnie Hitchcott  rubschin:
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Re: Pretending to be James Bond
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2013, 09:54:21 AM »
Willy Watkins  rubschin:
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Re: Pretending to be James Bond
« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2013, 11:23:55 AM »
Todger Fettiplace  noooo:
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Re: Pretending to be James Bond
« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2013, 11:29:05 AM »
Mimi Minter.  lol:
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Re: Pretending to be James Bond
« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2013, 11:30:19 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on July 12, 2013, 07:25:04 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 12, 2013, 07:14:41 AM
Does anyone else admit to this?  redface:

I am having breakfast out today: fresh orange juice, black coffee, scrambled eggs on toast. Ciggy to follow.

It is very James Bond, and I find myself surveying my fellow diners through my shades and assessing their threat level. The fat blonde with the tattoo could be a ninja  rubschin:

I shall soon drive off and press buttons in my Nissan Micra Aston Martin

And they are surveying you, wondering why an Orang Utan is eating breakfast and smoking  point:


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Re: Pretending to be James Bond
« Reply #13 on: July 12, 2013, 01:44:23 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 12, 2013, 07:14:41 AM
Does anyone else admit to this?  redface:

I am having breakfast out today: fresh orange juice, black coffee, scrambled eggs on toast. Ciggy to follow.

It is very James Bond, and I find myself surveying my fellow diners through my shades and assessing their threat level. The fat blonde with the tattoo could be a ninja  rubschin:

I shall soon drive off and press buttons in my Nissan Micra Aston Martin

The fat blonde is a friend of Miss T........ noooo:
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Re: Pretending to be James Bond
« Reply #14 on: July 12, 2013, 02:52:57 PM »
No-name Tillet.  noooo:
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