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Offline boogs

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Re: Pretending to be James Bond
« Reply #15 on: July 12, 2013, 03:12:05 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 12, 2013, 07:14:41 AM
Does anyone else admit to this?  redface:

I am having breakfast out today: fresh orange juice, black coffee, scrambled eggs on toast. Ciggy to follow.

It is very James Bond, and I find myself surveying my fellow diners through my shades and assessing their threat level. The fat blonde with the tattoo could be a ninja  rubschin:

I shall soon drive off and press buttons in my Nissan Micra Aston Martin

Just what can you say .... Shrugs:
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Re: Pretending to be James Bond
« Reply #16 on: July 12, 2013, 03:45:24 PM »
Yes?
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Pretending to be James Bond
« Reply #17 on: July 12, 2013, 03:59:57 PM »
Quote from: boogs on July 12, 2013, 03:12:05 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 12, 2013, 07:14:41 AM
Does anyone else admit to this?  redface:

I am having breakfast out today: fresh orange juice, black coffee, scrambled eggs on toast. Ciggy to follow.

It is very James Bond, and I find myself surveying my fellow diners through my shades and assessing their threat level. The fat blonde with the tattoo could be a ninja  rubschin:

I shall soon drive off and press buttons in my Nissan Micra Aston Martin

Just what can you say .... Shrugs:
Pavarotti?




Nissan Dormo bile?

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Re: Pretending to be James Bond
« Reply #18 on: July 12, 2013, 04:04:57 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 12, 2013, 03:59:57 PM
Quote from: boogs on July 12, 2013, 03:12:05 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 12, 2013, 07:14:41 AM
Does anyone else admit to this?  redface:

I am having breakfast out today: fresh orange juice, black coffee, scrambled eggs on toast. Ciggy to follow.

It is very James Bond, and I find myself surveying my fellow diners through my shades and assessing their threat level. The fat blonde with the tattoo could be a ninja  rubschin:

I shall soon drive off and press buttons in my Nissan Micra Aston Martin

Just what can you say .... Shrugs:
Pavarotti?




Nissan Dormo bile?

 redface: redface:

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Re: Pretending to be James Bond
« Reply #19 on: July 12, 2013, 04:08:35 PM »
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Re: Pretending to be James Bond
« Reply #20 on: July 12, 2013, 06:17:30 PM »
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Re: Pretending to be James Bond
« Reply #21 on: July 13, 2013, 09:13:38 AM »
Some of us don't need to pretend . . . . .







Now, where's Moneypenny got to?    rubschin:
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Re: Pretending to be James Bond
« Reply #22 on: July 13, 2013, 09:43:46 AM »
run off with Growler?
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Re: Pretending to be James Bond
« Reply #23 on: July 14, 2013, 03:24:41 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on July 12, 2013, 09:10:43 AM
Your Bond Girl name =  the name you gave to your private parts as a child and  your grandmothers maiden name  rubschin:

Minnie Hitchcott  rubschin:

This made me laugh, so I will admit mine would turn out as:

Foo Foo Gardener

Just off to set up my new landscaping business  smile:
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Re: Pretending to be James Bond
« Reply #24 on: July 14, 2013, 03:39:46 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on July 14, 2013, 03:24:41 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on July 12, 2013, 09:10:43 AM
Your Bond Girl name =  the name you gave to your private parts as a child and  your grandmothers maiden name  rubschin:

Minnie Hitchcott  rubschin:

This made me laugh, so I will admit mine would turn out as:

Foo Foo Gardener

Just off to set up my new landscaping business  smile:

So Foo Foo and Poo Poo in the same house........ rubschin:
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Re: Pretending to be James Bond
« Reply #25 on: July 14, 2013, 03:48:18 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on July 14, 2013, 03:39:46 PM
Quote from: Landlady on July 14, 2013, 03:24:41 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on July 12, 2013, 09:10:43 AM
Your Bond Girl name =  the name you gave to your private parts as a child and  your grandmothers maiden name  rubschin:

Minnie Hitchcott  rubschin:

This made me laugh, so I will admit mine would turn out as:

Foo Foo Gardener

Just off to set up my new landscaping business  smile:

So Foo Foo and Poo Poo in the same house........ rubschin:
  ::) ::) ::) ::)

Okay fez up then matey .....so you are Minnie and ???????????????????????????????????????
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Re: Pretending to be James Bond
« Reply #26 on: July 14, 2013, 08:29:56 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on July 14, 2013, 03:39:46 PM
Quote from: Landlady on July 14, 2013, 03:24:41 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on July 12, 2013, 09:10:43 AM
Your Bond Girl name =  the name you gave to your private parts as a child and  your grandmothers maiden name  rubschin:

Minnie Hitchcott  rubschin:

This made me laugh, so I will admit mine would turn out as:

Foo Foo Gardener

Just off to set up my new landscaping business  smile:

So Foo Foo and Poo Poo in the same house........ rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Pretending to be James Bond
« Reply #27 on: July 15, 2013, 05:39:10 AM »
Ah yes, that reminds me  ......................... eveilgrin:
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Re: Pretending to be James Bond
« Reply #28 on: July 15, 2013, 05:56:25 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 15, 2013, 05:39:10 AM
Ah yes, that reminds me  ......................... eveilgrin:

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Re: Pretending to be James Bond
« Reply #29 on: July 15, 2013, 06:05:05 AM »
Only when you think you are safe will it be posted  eveilgrin:
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