Aya Napa, at this time of year, is just full of slags from the North of England getting shagged on every street corner. Do not bother. 
Sounds like Blackpool
Never been to Blackpool. I cannot be as bad as Napa.
Manchester bird getting 'done' on a parked up scooter in the street at 10:30pm is just one of the many things I have seen.
I can just picture it.......... A velvety dark warm evening and Mr Baldy sees what is occurring on the parked up scooter, he saunters over, hands in pockets until he reaches the 'loved up, copulating couple. Reaching over he gently taps the lovely girl on her sweat streaked shoulder, watching a tiny pearl of sweat trickle down her arm as he waits to be noticed. The girl looks up just as the young man is reaching his vinegar strokes and Mr Baldy quietly asks "my dear girl from where do you come"? and she, panting with lust, gasps out "why, Manchester kind sir", "it is just as I thought" Mr Baldy mutters as walks away from the couple, smiling to himself as thinks about how quietly but how completely he had kicked the scooters stand out from under the Vespa and how much pandemonium he would have caused with his small but deliciously wicked act.
