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Offline miss Tchevious

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dirty ghost?
« on: July 17, 2013, 11:57:03 AM »
I am lying on the floor, nursing my hangover and staring at the ceiling. Just noticed  dirty fingerprints on the ceiling. There is no way a person could reach as they are very high, not near any light fittings. where the fuck did they come from??  rubschin:
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Re: dirty ghost?
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2013, 12:15:54 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 17, 2013, 11:57:03 AM
I am lying on the floor, nursing my hangover and staring at the ceiling. Just noticed  dirty fingerprints on the ceiling. There is no way a person could reach as they are very high, not near any light fittings. where the fuck did they come from??  rubschin:

Spiders with big hands perhaps  whistle:
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Re: dirty ghost?
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2013, 12:18:43 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on July 17, 2013, 12:15:54 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 17, 2013, 11:57:03 AM
I am lying on the floor, nursing my hangover and staring at the ceiling. Just noticed  dirty fingerprints on the ceiling. There is no way a person could reach as they are very high, not near any light fittings. where the fuck did they come from??  rubschin:

Spiders with big hands perhaps  whistle:

 eeek: If they are spider finger prints I don't want to see the spider!
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Re: dirty ghost?
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2013, 12:24:36 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 17, 2013, 11:57:03 AM
I am lying on the floor, nursing my hangover and staring at the ceiling. Just noticed  dirty fingerprints on the ceiling. There is no way a person could reach as they are very high, not near any light fittings. where the fuck did they come from??  rubschin:
You did say Nick surprised you with his height.


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Re: dirty ghost?
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2013, 12:25:51 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 17, 2013, 12:18:43 PM
Quote from: Landlady on July 17, 2013, 12:15:54 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 17, 2013, 11:57:03 AM
I am lying on the floor, nursing my hangover and staring at the ceiling. Just noticed  dirty fingerprints on the ceiling. There is no way a person could reach as they are very high, not near any light fittings. where the fuck did they come from??  rubschin:

Spiders with big hands perhaps  whistle:

 eeek: If they are spider finger prints I don't want to see the spider!

We've had a couple over at ours recently which were big fat hairy B's  scared2:
Will admit BM very brave  eeek:  and both times donned gardening gloves and removed them outside, whilst I, of course, hid in another part of the house  redface:
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Re: dirty ghost?
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2013, 02:18:46 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 17, 2013, 12:18:43 PM
eeek: If they are spider finger prints I don't want to see the spider!

I vaguely remember something in the news a while back about Camel Spiders making it to the Med....  rubschin:
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Re: dirty ghost?
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2013, 02:45:38 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 17, 2013, 02:18:46 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 17, 2013, 12:18:43 PM
eeek: If they are spider finger prints I don't want to see the spider!

I vaguely remember something in the news a while back about Camel Spiders making it to the Med....  rubschin:

Now why did I do that - Yes I did goggle Camel Spiders  scared2: scared2: scared2: and No  noooo: that is not either of the two that were in our house........Then of course I did a goggle of big,hair,spiders found in Cyprus and almost definitely confirm they were Tarantula variation.......................But don't look MissT
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Offline miss Tchevious

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Re: dirty ghost?
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2013, 02:56:06 PM »
 eeek: eeek: eeek:

I'm moving
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Re: dirty ghost?
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2013, 03:53:03 PM »
It could be worse, LL. At least it wasnt one of these...



The Goliath Bird Eating Spider, second largest breed in the world.  eeek:

I'm in two minds about whether or not I want to google the largest.
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Re: dirty ghost?
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2013, 04:13:26 PM »
we get the bird eating spiders here. Only ever seen one, huuuuuuuuuuge.

Apey got bitten by a spider a couple of years ago. I found the culprit in my bed, twas massive. Then I discovered it was only the baby, then I saw mummy in the living room... eeek: couple of days later, apey found daddy spider in the bathroom. It was bigger than a whole toilet roll.
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Re: dirty ghost?
« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2013, 04:46:26 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 17, 2013, 04:13:26 PM
It was bigger than a whole toilet roll.

Which you no doubt needed.  whistle:
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Re: dirty ghost?
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Re: dirty ghost?
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Re: dirty ghost?
« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2013, 08:33:55 AM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 17, 2013, 11:57:03 AM
I am lying on the floor, nursing my hangover and staring at the ceiling. Just noticed  dirty fingerprints on the ceiling. There is no way a person could reach as they are very high, not near any light fittings. where the fuck did they come from??  rubschin:

May I just go on record as stating: "It was NOT me!" . . . . .  noooo:
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Re: dirty ghost?
« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2013, 09:00:24 AM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 18, 2013, 08:33:55 AM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 17, 2013, 11:57:03 AM
I am lying on the floor, nursing my hangover and staring at the ceiling. Just noticed  dirty fingerprints on the ceiling. There is no way a person could reach as they are very high, not near any light fittings. where the fuck did they come from??  rubschin:

May I just go on record as stating: "It was NOT me!" . . . . .  noooo:

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