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YOU CAN'T SAY THAT! The professionally offended
« on: July 21, 2013, 03:21:29 PM »
Talked to Apey about this last week. It's the new mantra here.

Someone asks yer opinion. You give it.

they say, "You can't say that."

Yes I bloody can and just did cussing:

I say, "Why not?"

They say, "Well, it might offend a dwarf (or somesuch See also: Turks/Turkish  cussing:)"

Me: What dwarf?

Them: Any dwarf

ME; How do you know

Them: Well a dwarf might find it offensive

And before you know it some fucking hypothetical dwarf is in the room and no one can say the word "short" or "teeny"

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Re: YOU CAN'T SAY THAT! The professionally offended
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2013, 03:27:13 PM »
It's all this PC bollocks......... noooo:

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Re: YOU CAN'T SAY THAT! The professionally offended
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2013, 03:30:07 PM »
You can't say that  evil:
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Re: YOU CAN'T SAY THAT! The professionally offended
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2013, 03:30:21 PM »
. . . . . and anything you do say will be taken down and used in evidence used as a basis for calling you some sort of -ist, favourite, of course, being racist.

I find it odd that us indigenous white brits can never be the recipient of racism though . . . .  Just saying like.






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« Last Edit: July 21, 2013, 03:32:11 PM by Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) »
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: YOU CAN'T SAY THAT! The professionally offended
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2013, 03:31:02 PM »
You can't say that  evil:
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Re: YOU CAN'T SAY THAT! The professionally offended
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2013, 03:33:00 PM »
You can't say that  evil:

I just did!

So sue me!

Now fuck off quietly!

OK?
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: YOU CAN'T SAY THAT! The professionally offended
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2013, 03:42:46 PM »
It has gone mad here I agree ....

They have started this stupid Diversity training at our company ... everyone is supposed to have it (I have avoided it like the plague) They claim there is no munny for anything useful yet they take drivers office staff and management out of the operation for 2 hrs at a time an average of around £50 ph.(this includes agency to cover drivers hours)... Headcount  approx. 150 = £15k  Okay doesn't sound too much but....

It is a Transport office not one person in there gives a FF  about Diversity so every penny has been wasted.... need I say more...
 
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Re: YOU CAN'T SAY THAT! The professionally offended
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2013, 03:43:44 PM »
You can't say that  evil:
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Re: YOU CAN'T SAY THAT! The professionally offended
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2013, 03:53:12 PM »
You can't say that  evil:

Did you start this thread just to post "You can't say that" over and over again....? ::)
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Re: YOU CAN'T SAY THAT! The professionally offended
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2013, 03:53:39 PM »
Arse!

You really can be an annoying little cock at times you know . . .
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: YOU CAN'T SAY THAT! The professionally offended
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2013, 03:54:06 PM »
Arse!

You really can be an annoying little cock at times you know . . .

Moi?  Shocked:
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Re: YOU CAN'T SAY THAT! The professionally offended
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2013, 03:56:15 PM »
You can't say that  evil:

Did you start this thread just to post "You can't say that" over and over again....? ::)

No! The annoying ginger effort . .

As for your post above . . .

What do you think?

I reckon this thread is best ignored from now on - on the time honoured basis of "don't feed the troll"
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: YOU CAN'T SAY THAT! The professionally offended
« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2013, 03:57:18 PM »
You can't say that  evil:

>>>> Wot Marley said <<<<
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Re: YOU CAN'T SAY THAT! The professionally offended
« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2013, 03:57:51 PM »
You can't say that  evil:

Did you start this thread just to post "You can't say that" over and over again....? ::)

"You can't say that"


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Re: YOU CAN'T SAY THAT! The professionally offended
« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2013, 03:57:59 PM »
You can't say that  evil:

Did you start this thread just to post "You can't say that" over and over again....? ::)

No! The annoying ginger effort . .

As for your post above . . .

What do you think?

I reckon this thread is best ignored from now on - on the time honoured basis of "don't feed the troll"

You can't say that!!!!  cussing:
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