So Wenchy Can't Help It

[Snoopy]

If you come up behind me and Miaow ~ I turn round.
If I come up behind you and Woof ~ you shoot straight up the nearest tree.
Says it all as far as I'm concerned.

If I blast either of you with the 12 bore, you both do the same and lie still.

Get orf mi land! 

Don't worry I'm planning to p*ss on his Landrover wheels and Puss is working on a fur ball to hawk up into his wellington boot.

I bet he has 75g of number 6 that says you don't! 

He has to sleep sometime ~ there's two of us 

[Nick]

From what I hear about Mrs DS #3 he prolly sleeps in his Land Rover

[Snoopy]

From what I hear about Mrs DS #3 he prolly sleeps in his Land Rover

In his wellies? 

[Darwins Selection]

From what I hear about Mrs DS #3 he prolly sleeps in his Land Rover

In his wellies? 

Always ready for action.

Unlike the Land Rover (Range Rover in fact) which has seen its last MOT and will be on its way to Valhalla shortly. 

[Nick]

With Mrs DS#3 in it, one assumes

[Darwins Selection]

With Mrs DS#3 in it, one assumes

[Sour Puss]

He has to sleep sometime ~ there's two of us 

My cousins are all ready to come over and help if we need them. 

[Sour Puss]

Don't worry I'm planning to p*ss on his Landrover wheels and Puss is working on a fur ball to hawk up into his wellington boot.

Hairballs you say 



Here are some I prepared earlier. 

[Sour Puss]

If I blast either of you with the 12 bore, you both do the same and lie still.

Don't fret Snoopy old pal, I can drop him long befor his silly old 12 bore is in range. 

[Snoopy]

Run Farmer, Run Farmer, Run Run Run
Here come the Pussy with her Gun Gun Gun
She'll let fly when she sees the white of your eye
So Run Farmer, Run Farmer, Run Run Run


(With apologies to Flannegan and Allen)

[Misunderstood]

I have adjusted to that. Everyone looks like they have liver disease to me

That'll explain why I've never seen you on Crime Watch then...