My day - how's yours?

[apc2010]

Oh and Mrs K managed to remove the toad that walked through downstairs.

So, Vegan 'Hole in the hole" again for dinner?

 

[miss Tchevious]

Today I need

a large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with shipped cream and Valium sprinkles

NOW 

sounds yummy, you should pitch that idea to starbucks. 

[Steve]

Oh and Mrs K managed to remove the toad that walked through downstairs.

So, Vegan 'Hole in the hole" again for dinner?

 

Apparently it was huge, luckily I was out stuffing me face with burgers and chips at the bowling alley else I might have had an accident.  I'm not good with any animal that is largely green colour.

[Landlady]

Today I need

a large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with shipped cream and Valium sprinkles

NOW 

sounds yummy, you should pitch that idea to starbucks. 

Once I've perfected the ingredient quantities (might take a couple, or three tests to get it right for general consumer consumption) I'll whip up a batch for the VP  That's if you can stand me up straight for long enough

Now off to do a bit of hack and slashing in the jungle/garden

[apc2010]

Today I need

a large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with shipped cream and Valium sprinkles

NOW 

sounds yummy, you should pitch that idea to starbucks. 

Once I've perfected the ingredient quantities (might take a couple, or three tests to get it right for general consumer consumption) I'll whip up a batch for the VP  That's if you can stand me up straight for long enough

Now off to do a bit of hack and slashing in the jungle/garden

Get a man in .........







 

[Landlady]

Oh and Mrs K managed to remove the toad that walked through downstairs.

So, Vegan 'Hole in the hole" again for dinner?

 

Apparently it was huge, luckily I was out stuffing me face with burgers and chips at the bowling alley else I might have had an accident.  I'm not good with any animal that is largely green colour.

Is it the 'largeness' or the 'green' option that affect whether or not an accident occurs Steve ???

[miss Tchevious]

Today I need

a large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with shipped cream and Valium sprinkles

NOW 

sounds yummy, you should pitch that idea to starbucks. 

Once I've perfected the ingredient quantities (might take a couple, or three tests to get it right for general consumer consumption) I'll whip up a batch for the VP  That's if you can stand me up straight for long enough

Now off to do a bit of hack and slashing in the jungle/garden

R.I.P BM 

[apc2010]

Oh and Mrs K managed to remove the toad that walked through downstairs.

So, Vegan 'Hole in the hole" again for dinner?

 

Apparently it was huge, luckily I was out stuffing me face with burgers and chips at the bowling alley else I might have had an accident.  I'm not good with any animal that is largely green colour.

Burger........

[Landlady]

Today I need

a large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with shipped cream and Valium sprinkles

NOW 

sounds yummy, you should pitch that idea to starbucks. 

Once I've perfected the ingredient quantities (might take a couple, or three tests to get it right for general consumer consumption) I'll whip up a batch for the VP  That's if you can stand me up straight for long enough

Now off to do a bit of hack and slashing in the jungle/garden

R.I.P BM 

He's safe .................. don't worry 

[Darwins Selection]

Today I need

a large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with shipped cream and Valium sprinkles

NOW 

sounds yummy, you should pitch that idea to starbucks. 

Once I've perfected the ingredient quantities (might take a couple, or three tests to get it right for general consumer consumption) I'll whip up a batch for the VP  That's if you can stand me up straight for long enough

Now off to do a bit of hack and slashing in the jungle/garden

R.I.P BM 

He's safe .................. don't worry 

Until you find out he has also been slashing in the garden.

[Baldy]

Today I need

a large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with shipped cream and Valium sprinkles

NOW 

sounds yummy, you should pitch that idea to starbucks. 

Once I've perfected the ingredient quantities (might take a couple, or three tests to get it right for general consumer consumption) I'll whip up a batch for the VP  That's if you can stand me up straight for long enough

Now off to do a bit of hack and slashing in the jungle/garden

R.I.P BM 

He's safe .................. don't worry 

Until you find out he has also been slashing in the garden.

  

[Barman]

Today I need

a large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with shipped cream and Valium sprinkles

NOW 

sounds yummy, you should pitch that idea to starbucks. 

Once I've perfected the ingredient quantities (might take a couple, or three tests to get it right for general consumer consumption) I'll whip up a batch for the VP  That's if you can stand me up straight for long enough

Now off to do a bit of hack and slashing in the jungle/garden

R.I.P BM 

He's safe .................. don't worry 

Until you find out he has also been slashing in the garden.

 

[Landlady]

Today I need

a large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with shipped cream and Valium sprinkles

NOW 

sounds yummy, you should pitch that idea to starbucks. 

Once I've perfected the ingredient quantities (might take a couple, or three tests to get it right for general consumer consumption) I'll whip up a batch for the VP  That's if you can stand me up straight for long enough

Now off to do a bit of hack and slashing in the jungle/garden

R.I.P BM 

He's safe .................. don't worry 

Until you find out he has also been slashing in the garden.

Apparently it's good for the lemon trees 

[Barman]

Today I need

a large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with shipped cream and Valium sprinkles

NOW 

sounds yummy, you should pitch that idea to starbucks. 

Once I've perfected the ingredient quantities (might take a couple, or three tests to get it right for general consumer consumption) I'll whip up a batch for the VP  That's if you can stand me up straight for long enough

Now off to do a bit of hack and slashing in the jungle/garden

R.I.P BM 

He's safe .................. don't worry 

Until you find out he has also been slashing in the garden.

Apparently it's good for the lemon trees 

We haven't got any lemon trees! 


Oh.... 

[Steve]

. . .
Is it the 'largeness' or the 'green' option that affect whether or not an accident occurs Steve ???

Both.  I'm right dodgy with snakes too.

But I do have my Chameleon/Dragon/whatever story which sort of suggests I would be OK

and as no one will ask. . . . . . .

There I was one day on a hairyplane fast asleep no doubt dreaming of all sorts of misbehavior when I'm wokened by touch on my chest.  And I open my eyes to see the biggest fucking green with red bits Chameledragon staring right in my face.  And then it jumped off me onto the seat back in front and ran round the plane causing all sorts of havoc before being caught.  Seems the prat in the row in front was trying to impress the girl next to him by his pet ou of his travel box to show her and it made a break for it.  Girl was less than impressed as was the stewardess who said something to the guy like "do that again and we will throw you off the plane no matter what height"

Mrs K thought it was hilarious, once she was assured no panic laundry action required.