My day - how's yours?

[Steve]

Today I need

a large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with shipped cream and Valium sprinkles

NOW 

sounds yummy, you should pitch that idea to starbucks. 

Once I've perfected the ingredient quantities (might take a couple, or three tests to get it right for general consumer consumption) I'll whip up a batch for the VP  That's if you can stand me up straight for long enough

Now off to do a bit of hack and slashing in the jungle/garden

R.I.P BM 

He's safe .................. don't worry 

Until you find out he has also been slashing in the garden.

Apparently it's good for the lemon trees 

We haven't got any lemon trees! 


Oh.... 

[boogs]

Today I need

a large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with shipped cream and Valium sprinkles

NOW 

Don't forget to save one for me sis   

Sounds just what I could do with.......

[Steve]

Oh and Mrs K managed to remove the toad that walked through downstairs.

So, Vegan 'Hole in the hole" again for dinner?

 

Apparently it was huge, luckily I was out stuffing me face with burgers and chips at the bowling alley else I might have had an accident.  I'm not good with any animal that is largely green colour.

Burger........

The much less than 100% meat burger meal on their menu

£5 for a meal with drink, £6 for 3 games of bowling wot I won 2 of - a bargain

[boogs]

. . .
Is it the 'largeness' or the 'green' option that affect whether or not an accident occurs Steve ???

Both.  I'm right dodgy with snakes too.

But I do have my Chameleon/Dragon/whatever story which sort of suggests I would be OK

and as no one will ask. . . . . . .

There I was one day on a hairyplane fast asleep no doubt dreaming of all sorts of misbehavior when I'm wokened by touch on my chest.  And I open my eyes to see the biggest fucking green with red bits Chameledragon staring right in my face.  And then it jumped off me onto the seat back in front and ran round the plane causing all sorts of havoc before being caught.  Seems the prat in the row in front was trying to impress the girl next to him by his pet ou of his travel box to show her and it made a break for it.  Girl was less than impressed as was the stewardess who said something to the guy like "do that again and we will throw you off the plane no matter what height"

Mrs K thought it was hilarious, once she was assured no panic laundry action required.

OMG Steve I would have passed out.... I am not good with reptiles ... tho I did hold a five foot Alligator a couple of years ago in the good owld US of A .... One tick on my bucket list....  Heavy it was too.. 

[apc2010]

Oh and Mrs K managed to remove the toad that walked through downstairs.

So, Vegan 'Hole in the hole" again for dinner?

 

Apparently it was huge, luckily I was out stuffing me face with burgers and chips at the bowling alley else I might have had an accident.  I'm not good with any animal that is largely green colour.

Burger........

The much less than 100% meat burger meal on their menu

£5 for a meal with drink, £6 for 3 games of bowling wot I won 2 of - a bargain

Bargain ........   but they could do with more advertising on the me n you.......

[Steve]

... tho I did hold a five foot Alligator a couple of years ago in the good owld US of A .... One tick on my bucket list....  Heavy it was too.. 

  I couldn't have done that 

[Baldy]

Oh and Mrs K managed to remove the toad that walked through downstairs.

So, Vegan 'Hole in the hole" again for dinner?

 

Apparently it was huge, luckily I was out stuffing me face with burgers and chips at the bowling alley else I might have had an accident.  I'm not good with any animal that is largely green colour.

Burger........

The much less than 100% meat burger meal on their menu

£5 for a meal with drink, £6 for 3 games of bowling wot I won 2 of - a bargain

Pretty good value. 

No alcohol though. 

[apc2010]

Oh and Mrs K managed to remove the toad that walked through downstairs.

So, Vegan 'Hole in the hole" again for dinner?

 

Apparently it was huge, luckily I was out stuffing me face with burgers and chips at the bowling alley else I might have had an accident.  I'm not good with any animal that is largely green colour.

Burger........

The much less than 100% meat burger meal on their menu

£5 for a meal with drink, £6 for 3 games of bowling wot I won 2 of - a bargain

Pretty good value. 

No alcohol though. 

 

[Baldy]

It helps the bowling ball go fasterer. 

[Barman]

. . .
Is it the 'largeness' or the 'green' option that affect whether or not an accident occurs Steve ???

Both.  I'm right dodgy with snakes too.

But I do have my Chameleon/Dragon/whatever story which sort of suggests I would be OK

and as no one will ask. . . . . . .

There I was one day on a hairyplane fast asleep no doubt dreaming of all sorts of misbehavior when I'm wokened by touch on my chest.  And I open my eyes to see the biggest fucking green with red bits Chameledragon staring right in my face.  And then it jumped off me onto the seat back in front and ran round the plane causing all sorts of havoc before being caught.  Seems the prat in the row in front was trying to impress the girl next to him by his pet ou of his travel box to show her and it made a break for it.  Girl was less than impressed as was the stewardess who said something to the guy like "do that again and we will throw you off the plane no matter what height"

Mrs K thought it was hilarious, once she was assured no panic laundry action required.

 

[Steve]

Oh and Mrs K managed to remove the toad that walked through downstairs.

So, Vegan 'Hole in the hole" again for dinner?

 

Apparently it was huge, luckily I was out stuffing me face with burgers and chips at the bowling alley else I might have had an accident.  I'm not good with any animal that is largely green colour.

Burger........

The much less than 100% meat burger meal on their menu

£5 for a meal with drink, £6 for 3 games of bowling wot I won 2 of - a bargain

Pretty good value. 

No alcohol though. 

Oh yes there is, bout 15 foot away.  But haven't drunk there yet.

[apc2010]

Oh and Mrs K managed to remove the toad that walked through downstairs.

So, Vegan 'Hole in the hole" again for dinner?

 

Apparently it was huge, luckily I was out stuffing me face with burgers and chips at the bowling alley else I might have had an accident.  I'm not good with any animal that is largely green colour.

Burger........

The much less than 100% meat burger meal on their menu

£5 for a meal with drink, £6 for 3 games of bowling wot I won 2 of - a bargain

Pretty good value. 

No alcohol though. 

Oh yes there is, bout 15 foot away.  But haven't drunk there yet.

   shame........

[Steve]

Not being the son of the Attorney general and this not being Cyprus I have to think about not losing my licence

[Grumpmeister]

. . .
Is it the 'largeness' or the 'green' option that affect whether or not an accident occurs Steve ???

Both.  I'm right dodgy with snakes too.

But I do have my Chameleon/Dragon/whatever story which sort of suggests I would be OK

and as no one will ask. . . . . . .

There I was one day on a hairyplane fast asleep no doubt dreaming of all sorts of misbehavior when I'm wokened by touch on my chest.  And I open my eyes to see the biggest fucking green with red bits Chameledragon staring right in my face.  And then it jumped off me onto the seat back in front and ran round the plane causing all sorts of havoc before being caught.  Seems the prat in the row in front was trying to impress the girl next to him by his pet ou of his travel box to show her and it made a break for it.  Girl was less than impressed as was the stewardess who said something to the guy like "do that again and we will throw you off the plane no matter what height"

Mrs K thought it was hilarious, once she was assured no panic laundry action required.

OMG Steve I would have passed out.... I am not good with reptiles ... tho I did hold a five foot Alligator a couple of years ago in the good owld US of A .... One tick on my bucket list....  Heavy it was too.. 

I don't mind reptiles although I'm a little wary about snakes after waking up one morning to find a 4.5ft Californian King snake curled up on my chest looking at me.   

[Baldy]

Not being the son of the Attorney general and this not being Cyprus I have to think about not losing my licence

 

It is compulsory over here.