My day - how's yours?

[Baldy]

. . .
Is it the 'largeness' or the 'green' option that affect whether or not an accident occurs Steve ???

Both.  I'm right dodgy with snakes too.

But I do have my Chameleon/Dragon/whatever story which sort of suggests I would be OK

and as no one will ask. . . . . . .

There I was one day on a hairyplane fast asleep no doubt dreaming of all sorts of misbehavior when I'm wokened by touch on my chest.  And I open my eyes to see the biggest fucking green with red bits Chameledragon staring right in my face.  And then it jumped off me onto the seat back in front and ran round the plane causing all sorts of havoc before being caught.  Seems the prat in the row in front was trying to impress the girl next to him by his pet ou of his travel box to show her and it made a break for it.  Girl was less than impressed as was the stewardess who said something to the guy like "do that again and we will throw you off the plane no matter what height"

Mrs K thought it was hilarious, once she was assured no panic laundry action required.

OMG Steve I would have passed out.... I am not good with reptiles ... tho I did hold a five foot Alligator a couple of years ago in the good owld US of A .... One tick on my bucket list....  Heavy it was too.. 

I don't mind reptiles although I'm a little wary about snakes after waking up one morning to find a 4.5ft Californian King snake curled up on my chest looking at me. 

Should that be in the "My Night With Winston" thread? 

[boogs]

. . .
Is it the 'largeness' or the 'green' option that affect whether or not an accident occurs Steve ???

Both.  I'm right dodgy with snakes too.

But I do have my Chameleon/Dragon/whatever story which sort of suggests I would be OK

and as no one will ask. . . . . . .

There I was one day on a hairyplane fast asleep no doubt dreaming of all sorts of misbehavior when I'm wokened by touch on my chest.  And I open my eyes to see the biggest fucking green with red bits Chameledragon staring right in my face.  And then it jumped off me onto the seat back in front and ran round the plane causing all sorts of havoc before being caught.  Seems the prat in the row in front was trying to impress the girl next to him by his pet ou of his travel box to show her and it made a break for it.  Girl was less than impressed as was the stewardess who said something to the guy like "do that again and we will throw you off the plane no matter what height"

Mrs K thought it was hilarious, once she was assured no panic laundry action required.

OMG Steve I would have passed out.... I am not good with reptiles ... tho I did hold a five foot Alligator a couple of years ago in the good owld US of A .... One tick on my bucket list....  Heavy it was too.. 

I don't mind reptiles although I'm a little wary about snakes after waking up one morning to find a 4.5ft Californian King snake curled up on my chest looking at me. 

[Grumpmeister]

I was a student nurse at the time and the snake belonged to one of the girls on my corridor. I did quite like Elvis but I swear the little bugger used to enjoy getting out and scaring the crap out of people. The best one he got was the boyfriend of the week of one of the other girls when he was in the shower. The guy was RN, 6ft, built like a brick shithouse and screams like a girl. 

[boogs]

I was a student nurse at the time and the snake belonged to one of the girls on my corridor. I did quite like Elvis but I swear the little bugger used to enjoy getting out and scaring the crap out of people. The best one he got was the boyfriend of the week of one of the other girls when he was in the shower. The guy was RN, 6ft, built like a brick shithouse and screams like a girl. 

 

[Darwins Selection]

Seems the prat in the row in front was trying to impress the girl next to him by taking his pet out of his travel box to show her

When did you last update your anti-euphemism software?

[apc2010]

Seems the prat in the row in front was trying to impress the girl next to him by taking his pet out of his travel box to show her

When did you last update your anti-euphemism software?

       



eating popcorn joke ........

[Landlady]

I'd like to say the day got better but not a lot 

Hack and slashing okay until it got a smidge too windy (breezy if you prefer) and balancing on the top step of the BIG step ladders became a bit too ''Nick'ish'' for my liking 

Then checking on the issue of my aggravation (Bank - UK based this time) I find they have made no reply to my earlier enquiries and still don't know where JERSEY is in their own banking system .......

I have actually just put my head on my arms on my arms I felt soooooooooooooooooooooooo despairing !!!

So another cocktail as first prescribed and free tasters of the same to all who need it in the VP

[Landlady]

Today I need

a large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with shipped cream and Valium sprinkles

NOW 

Don't forget to save one for me sis   

Sounds just what I could do with.......

Your two glasses on the bar sis  you are already one behind me 

[Barman]

Today I need

a large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with shipped cream and Valium sprinkles

NOW 

Don't forget to save one for me sis   

Sounds just what I could do with.......

Your two glasses on the bar sis  you are already one behind me 

 

[apc2010]

Today I need

a large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with shipped cream and Valium sprinkles

NOW 

Don't forget to save one for me sis   

Sounds just what I could do with.......

Your two glasses on the bar sis  you are already one behind me 

 

 

[apc2010]

Today I need

a large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with shipped cream and Valium sprinkles

NOW 

Don't forget to save one for me sis   

Sounds just what I could do with.......

Your two glasses on the bar sis  you are already one behind me 

How is the new doggy .......

[boogs]

Today I need

a large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with shipped cream and Valium sprinkles

NOW 

Don't forget to save one for me sis   

Sounds just what I could do with.......

Your two glasses on the bar sis  you are already one behind me 

Not for long thank you    

[boogs]

Today I need

a large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with shipped cream and Valium sprinkles

NOW 

Don't forget to save one for me sis   

Sounds just what I could do with.......

Your two glasses on the bar sis  you are already one behind me 

 

 

  both of you..   

[apc2010]

Guess LL is cooking now for the boss .........

[apc2010]

Is it time for the "whole day " joke now..........