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Bad luck in the family (even more so than Tipsy)
« on: July 26, 2013, 05:31:44 PM »
SO my next project is to get my flat recarpeted. Pink Sis suggests:

http://www.blacklockcarpets.co.uk/

I go in. Ms Blacklock is a butch lesbian. Hair, piercing, the lot.

She says her brother will come round to measure up.

He has just left  scared2:

Camper than Julian CLary. He even had make up on. AND THE WALK!!!

Mr and Mrs Blacklock must be baffled noooo:
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Re: Bad luck in the family (even more so than Tipsy)
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2013, 05:32:57 PM »
Still, like Tipsy's Eldest, they are good with colours  :thumbsup:
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Re: Bad luck in the family (even more so than Tipsy)
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2013, 05:36:48 PM »
You seem to attract lezzers........ rubschin:

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Re: Bad luck in the family (even more so than Tipsy)
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2013, 05:42:51 PM »
I saw the Tottenham lezzers yesterday. They are starting to luv me  cloud9:
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Re: Bad luck in the family (even more so than Tipsy)
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2013, 06:03:46 PM »
That's a very worrying thought  eeek:

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Re: Bad luck in the family (even more so than Tipsy)
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2013, 06:37:07 PM »
SO my next project is to get my flat recarpeted. Pink Sis suggests:

http://www.blacklockcarpets.co.uk/

I go in. Ms Blacklock is a butch lesbian. Hair, piercing, the lot.

She says her brother will come round to measure up.

He has just left  scared2:

Camper than Julian CLary. He even had make up on. AND THE WALK!!!

Mr and Mrs Blacklock must be baffled noooo:

How about some nice rugs like...?  Thumbs:
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Re: Bad luck in the family (even more so than Tipsy)
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2013, 06:39:07 PM »
Invite Growler over you say? rubschin:
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Re: Bad luck in the family (even more so than Tipsy)
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2013, 06:39:48 PM »
Invite Growler over you say? rubschin:

Is the shower fixed........ rubschin:

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Re: Bad luck in the family (even more so than Tipsy)
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2013, 06:40:46 PM »
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Re: Bad luck in the family (even more so than Tipsy)
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2013, 06:42:50 PM »
Invite Growler over you say? rubschin:

Is the shower fixed........ rubschin:

It has never been the same. Too many knobs!! noooo:
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Re: Bad luck in the family (even more so than Tipsy)
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2013, 06:44:07 PM »
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Re: Bad luck in the family (even more so than Tipsy)
« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2013, 06:46:54 PM »
Two werking paws, three knobs with safecracker settings noooo:

He gubbed it totally  cussing: cussing:

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Re: Bad luck in the family (even more so than Tipsy)
« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2013, 06:49:39 PM »
Two werking paws, three knobs with safecracker settings noooo:

He gubbed it totally  cussing: cussing:


Four knobs if you were there....  whistle:
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Re: Bad luck in the family (even more so than Tipsy)
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2013, 06:52:11 PM »
I just enjoyed the screaming while he had a cold shower. Knob to acorn in 10 seconds :thumbsup:
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Re: Bad luck in the family (even more so than Tipsy)
« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2013, 07:51:02 PM »
SO my next project is to get my flat recarpeted. Pink Sis suggests:

http://www.blacklockcarpets.co.uk/

I go in. Ms Blacklock is a butch lesbian. Hair, piercing, the lot.

She says her brother will come round to measure up.

He has just left  scared2:

Camper than Julian CLary. He even had make up on. AND THE WALK!!!

Mr and Mrs Blacklock must be baffled noooo:

If he'd of caught you taking a picture of his arse you'd have known about it  scared2:
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