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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Prize Winning Calamity Football 2013-14
« Reply #30 on: August 18, 2013, 07:57:21 AM »
Quote from: Steve on August 17, 2013, 06:34:27 PM
right unless Uncle disagrees, I propose rule amendment 1 to add Boogs to the exemption list from the late entry penalty and the default penalty for anyone else joining late (Al?) becomes the worse of where they would have been if joined on time or the worstest team when they join

OK Uncle?



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Re: Prize Winning Calamity Football 2013-14
« Reply #31 on: August 18, 2013, 08:43:50 AM »
cheers Uncle.
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Offline Just One More

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Re: Prize Winning Calamity Football 2013-14
« Reply #32 on: August 28, 2013, 05:14:34 AM »
Interesting footage on Sky this morning of the Yeovil v Brum game last night. In short... Player injured, goalkeeper throws the ball out, play resumes but instead of returning the ball to the goalkeeeper, Yeovil score... fight ensues....game resumes, goes to extra time, Yeovil score... play resumes, Yeovil players stand there and allow Brum to walk a goal in... penalties, Brum win  :thumbsup:
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Re: Prize Winning Calamity Football 2013-14
« Reply #33 on: August 28, 2013, 07:40:32 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on August 28, 2013, 05:14:34 AM
Interesting footage on Sky this morning of the Yeovil v Brum game last night. In short... Player injured, goalkeeper throws the ball out, play resumes but instead of returning the ball to the goalkeeeper, Yeovil score... fight ensues....game resumes, goes to extra time, Yeovil score... play resumes, Yeovil players stand there and allow Brum to walk a goal in... penalties, Brum win  :thumbsup:
Well the right thing happened eventually

A busy night all round but sadly no calamities.   Liverpool went close to a serious one when Notts County fought back
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Re: Prize Winning Calamity Football 2013-14
« Reply #34 on: September 01, 2013, 07:31:26 PM »
Calamity?

Over to Uncle in the judging room to confirm or deny please

Gareth Bale joins Real Madrid from Spurs in £85m world record deal

Sure looks like loss of a key player
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Re: Prize Winning Calamity Football 2013-14
« Reply #35 on: September 01, 2013, 07:35:59 PM »
Quote from: Steve on September 01, 2013, 07:31:26 PM
Calamity?

Over to Uncle in the judging room to confirm or deny please

Gareth Bale joins Real Madrid from Spurs in £85m world record deal

Sure looks like loss of a key player

Wait till end of the  transfer deadline Wenger might sell someone yet.. ::)
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Re: Prize Winning Calamity Football 2013-14
« Reply #36 on: September 01, 2013, 08:25:24 PM »
do you actually have any key players?
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Re: Prize Winning Calamity Football 2013-14
« Reply #37 on: September 01, 2013, 10:17:01 PM »
Quote from: Steve on September 01, 2013, 08:25:24 PM
do you actually have any key players?

The piano....... rubschin:
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Re: Prize Winning Calamity Football 2013-14
« Reply #38 on: September 01, 2013, 10:26:30 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on September 01, 2013, 10:17:01 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 01, 2013, 08:25:24 PM
do you actually have any key players?

The piano....... rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:

to serious matters:

Calamity!

Uncle has confirmed the bad news for Tipsy that Bale going south is loss of a key player.  Calamities do seem to be a bit thin on the ground so far

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   P      Team      Owner      CA      GC      REL      KO      OG      SO      OB      LG      LP      TOT   
   1      Chelsea      Baldy      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      100   
   1      Leeds      Misty      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      100   
   1      Liverpool      Growler      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      100   
   1      Man U      Steve      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      100   
   1      Forest      Boogs      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      100   
   1      Sthmptn      Snoopy      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      100   
   1      W Ham      Uncle      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      100   
   8      Spurs      Tipsy      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      1      99   
   8      Arsenal      Apey      0      0      0      0      0      1      0      0      0      99   
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Offline Tipsy Gipsy

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Re: Prize Winning Calamity Football 2013-14
« Reply #39 on: September 02, 2013, 08:42:27 PM »
 ::)
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Prize Winning Calamity Football 2013-14
« Reply #40 on: September 03, 2013, 08:20:08 AM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on September 02, 2013, 08:42:27 PM
::)

My reasoning as given to Steve:

Bale has an influence over a game above and beyond just the number of goals scored. Arsenal would have played different if Bale had played. They would have concentrated on him to the detriment of more open play. The result could easily have been different. Bale is definitely a key player

You're welcome to make a counter argument.
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Offline Steve

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Re: Prize Winning Calamity Football 2013-14
« Reply #41 on: September 18, 2013, 09:16:32 PM »
Calamity!

"Stephen Warnock shown a red card for second bookable offence."

That'll be a strike mark against Misty's Leeds then


Updated table
   P      Team      Owner      CA      GC      REL      KO      OG      SO      OB      LG      LP      TOT   
   1      Chelsea      Baldy                                                            100   
   1      Liverpool      Growler                                                            100   
   1      Man U      Steve                                                            100   
   1      Forest      Boogs                                                            100   
   1      Sthmptn      Snoopy                                                            100   
   1      W Ham      Uncle                                                            100   
   7      Leeds      Misty                                    1                        99   
   7      Spurs      Tipsy                                                      1      99   
   7      Arsenal      Apey                                    1                        99   
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Re: Prize Winning Calamity Football 2013-14
« Reply #42 on: September 21, 2013, 04:18:56 PM »
Calamity!

"  X will have to spend the final 10 minutes watching from the sidelines as his untidy tackle on the surging Y brings him a second yellow card."

details embargoed til MOTD
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Re: Prize Winning Calamity Football 2013-14
« Reply #43 on: September 21, 2013, 10:41:00 PM »
Calamity!

"West Ham manager Sam Allardyce speaking to Match of the Day about Mark Noble's second yellow card for a tackle on Ross Barkley: "It is always easy to look at the situation on my laptop afterwards and say Mark played the ball first."

Yeah whatever Sam it's still the first strike mark against Uncle's Hammers

League Cup exits next week?

Updated table
   P      Team      Owner      CA      GC      REL      KO      OG      SO      OB      LG      LP      TOT   
   1      Chelsea      Baldy                                                            100   
   1      Liverpool      Growler                                                            100   
   1      Man U      Steve                                                            100   
   1      Forest      Boogs                                                            100   
   1      Sthmptn      Snoopy                                                            100   
   6      W Ham      Uncle                                    1                        99   
   6      Leeds      Misty                                    1                        99   
   6      Spurs      Tipsy                                                      1      99   
   6      Arsenal      Apey                                    1                        99   
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Prize Winning Calamity Football 2013-14
« Reply #44 on: September 22, 2013, 08:58:13 AM »
 cussing:

We need Carroll back urgently.
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