Prize Winning Calamity Football 2013-14

[Steve]

Things have gone from bad to worse for Leeds at Hillsborough, down to 10 men just two minutes after the restart and now trailing 3-0

 

and now
"Goal! Sheffield Wednesday 5, Leeds United 0. Caolan Lavery (Sheffield Wednesday) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. "   

[Baldy]

Things have gone from bad to worse for Leeds at Hillsborough, down to 10 men just two minutes after the restart and now trailing 3-0

 

and now
"Goal! Sheffield Wednesday 5, Leeds United 0. Caolan Lavery (Sheffield Wednesday) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. "   

That Foggy is doomed. 

[Steve]

Things have gone from bad to worse for Leeds at Hillsborough, down to 10 men just two minutes after the restart and now trailing 3-0

 

and now
"Goal! Sheffield Wednesday 5, Leeds United 0. Caolan Lavery (Sheffield Wednesday) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. "   

That Foggy is doomed. 

And she so insisted that Leeds were HER team

Ah well

[Steve]

So to recap on todays Calamities for Misty and Uncle

"Things have gone from bad to worse for Leeds at Hillsborough, down to 10 men just two minutes after the restart and now trailing 3-0. Matt Smith, on as a substitute at the interval, is sent off for a late aerial challenge on Sheffield Wednesday's Reda Johnson, giving referee Lee Probert no real choice."
"It's all over at Hillsborough and it was a day to forget for Leeds as they were beaten 6-0 by Sheffield Wednesday. The final goal in injury time by Caolan Lavery summed up the afternoon for Brian McDermott's side who have now lost their last four matches in all competitions."
"James Tomkins trudges to the sidelines after a high foot almost rearranges Frazier Campbell's nose. Second booking and West Ham's defensive shortcomings are only going to get worse with a one-match ban to come."


Updated table:

P	Team	Owner	CA	GC	REL	KO	OG	SO	OB	LG	LP	TOT
1	Chelsea	Baldy						1				99
2	Arsenal	Apey						3				97
3	Sthmptn	'Snoopy'				1						95
4	Liverpool	Growler				1	2					93
5	Forest	Boogs				1		3				92
6	Man U	Steve				1	1	3				91
7	Spurs	Tipsy				1	2	1		2	1	89
8	W Ham	Uncle				1	2	4		2		87
9	Leeds	Misty				2	1	2		1		86

[Baldy]

Things have gone from bad to worse for Leeds at Hillsborough, down to 10 men just two minutes after the restart and now trailing 3-0

 

and now
"Goal! Sheffield Wednesday 5, Leeds United 0. Caolan Lavery (Sheffield Wednesday) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. "   

That Foggy is doomed. 

And she so insisted that Leeds were HER team

Ah well

Poor Apey. 

[apc2010]

Where is the new league........

[Steve]

match only JUST finished.  Not everyone does things prematurely you know

(it was nearly 2 in the last 3 minutes)

[Steve]

Lucky to get away with only one Calamity was I

"RED CARD - Chelsea 3-1 Man Utd - Nemanja Vidic
Madness! A really rash challenge from Nemanja Vidic as Eden Hazard runs away from him in midfield and Vidic just snaps, flying into a scissor challenge and hacking him down.

The sort of challenge you put in when you've been hammered by a teenager online on a console game. Pure frustration."


Updated table:

P	Team	Owner	CA	GC	REL	KO	OG	SO	OB	LG	LP	TOT
1	Chelsea	Baldy						1				99
2	Arsenal	Apey						3				97
3	Sthmptn	'Snoopy'				1						95
4	Liverpool	Growler				1	2					93
5	Forest	Boogs				1		3				92
6	Man U	Steve				1	1	4				90
7	Spurs	Tipsy				1	2	1		2	1	89
8	W Ham	Uncle				1	2	4		2		87
9	Leeds	Misty				2	1	2		1		86

[apc2010]

Lucky to get away with only one Calamity was I

"RED CARD - Chelsea 3-1 Man Utd - Nemanja Vidic
Madness! A really rash challenge from Nemanja Vidic as Eden Hazard runs away from him in midfield and Vidic just snaps, flying into a scissor challenge and hacking him down.

The sort of challenge you put in when you've been hammered by a teenager online on a console game. Pure frustration."


Updated table:

P	Team	Owner	CA	GC	REL	KO	OG	SO	OB	LG	LP	TOT
1	Chelsea	Baldy						1				99
2	Arsenal	Apey						3				97
3	Sthmptn	'Snoopy'				1						95
4	Liverpool	Growler				1	2					93
5	Forest	Boogs				1		3				92
6	Man U	Steve				1	1	4				90
7	Spurs	Tipsy				1	2	1		2	1	89
8	W Ham	Uncle				1	2	4		2		87
9	Leeds	Misty				2	1	2		1		86

Higher placed than the real league.......

[Steve]

Nearer the bottom than in the real league too

 

[Steve]

Uncle needs to change the rules........

 


Not my style.

Re the calamity rules if (when!) WHU lose the second leg then the tie will have a clear 5 goal difference so that would be another calamity on top of the calamity points for being knocked out. If they lose by 6-0 again that would be a triple calamity.

 

Well looks like the triple calamity has been avoided Uncle but an awful night for your Hammers in the calamity league with a knock out and 9 nil tie

Will update tomorrow after my United have 3 own goals and 2 sendings off.  Not a good time to be a United supporter of any colour

[apc2010]

 

[Steve]

Miserable night for me that tonight was the European exemption rule means the only  Calamities of the League Cup semi final second legs are all for Uncle

"FULL-TIME- West Ham 0-3 Man City (agg 0-9)"


Updated table:

P	Team	Owner	CA	GC	REL	KO	OG	SO	OB	LG	LP	TOT
1	Chelsea	Baldy						1				99
2	Arsenal	Apey						3				97
3	Sthmptn	'Snoopy'				1						95
4	Liverpool	Growler				1	2					93
5	Forest	Boogs				1		3				92
6	Man U	Steve				1	1	4				90
7	Spurs	Tipsy				1	2	1		2	1	89
8	Leeds	Misty				2	1	2		1		86
9	W Ham	Uncle				2	2	4		3		81

[Steve]

Will update with Flamini's folly tomorrow

Not enough to change any placings.  FA cup next round is the next calamity crunch

[apc2010]

Will update with Flamini's folly tomorrow

Not enough to change any placings.  FA cup next round is the next calamity crunch