Prize Winning Calamity Football 2013-14

[Steve]

There's a lot of the season yet to go and a lot of calamities still likely.   IMHO Snoopy's Southampton are the ones in the best place

[Steve]

A Euro Calamity for Apey

"RED CARD-  . .  Wojciech Szczesny.  And for the second night in a row we have a red card. The Arsenal keeper has to go... "


Updated table:

P	Team	Owner	CA	GC	REL	KO	OG	SO	OB	LG	LP	TOT
1	Arsenal	Apey						5				95
2	Chelsea	Baldy				1		1				94
3	Sthmptn	'Snoopy'				2						90
3	Man U	Steve				1	1	4				90
5	Spurs	Tipsy				1	2	2		2	1	88
6	Liverpool	Growler				2	3					87
6	Forest	Boogs				2		3				87
8	Leeds	Misty				2	1	2		1		86
9	W Ham	Uncle				2	2	5		3		80

[apc2010]

A Euro Calamity for Apey

"RED CARD-  . .  Wojciech Szczesny.  And for the second night in a row we have a red card. The Arsenal keeper has to go... "


Updated table:

P	Team	Owner	CA	GC	REL	KO	OG	SO	OB	LG	LP	TOT
1	Arsenal	Apey						5				95
2	Chelsea	Baldy				1		1				94
3	Sthmptn	'Snoopy'				2						90
3	Man U	Steve				1	1	4				90
5	Spurs	Tipsy				1	2	2		2	1	88
6	Liverpool	Growler				2	3					87
6	Forest	Boogs				2		3				87
8	Leeds	Misty				2	1	2		1		86
9	W Ham	Uncle				2	2	5		3		80

 

[Steve]

Misty saves a calamity in injury time (still a shocker of a result) but a sending off for Tipsy's Spurs (appeal?)

Updated table tomorrow

[Steve]

As Spurs have appealed that sending off I'll delay any update

[Steve]

A Euro Big Calamity for Apey but Tipsy gets a rescinded red card calamity bonus

"FULL-TIME- Bayern Munich 1-1 Arsenal (agg 3-1)
All over for Arsenal then. A better second-half display but in truth Bayern cruise through to the last eight."
"Tottenham defender Younes Kaboul will be available for Sunday's north London derby against Arsenal after his red card against Chelsea was rescinded."


Updated table:

P	Team	Owner	CA	GC	REL	KO	OG	SO	OB	LG	LP	TOT
1	Chelsea	Baldy				1		1				94
2	Arsenal	Apey				1		5				90
2	Sthmptn	'Snoopy'				2						90
2	Man U	Steve				1	1	4				90
5	Spurs	Tipsy				1	2	2		2	1	88
6	Liverpool	Growler				2	3					87
6	Forest	Boogs				2		3				87
8	Leeds	Misty				2	1	2		1		86
9	W Ham	Uncle				2	2	5		3		80

[Baldy]

A Euro Big Calamity for Apey but Tipsy gets a rescinded red card calamity bonus

"FULL-TIME- Bayern Munich 1-1 Arsenal (agg 3-1)
All over for Arsenal then. A better second-half display but in truth Bayern cruise through to the last eight."
"Tottenham defender Younes Kaboul will be available for Sunday's north London derby against Arsenal after his red card against Chelsea was rescinded."


Updated table:

P	Team	Owner	CA	GC	REL	KO	OG	SO	OB	LG	LP	TOT
1	Chelsea	Baldy				1		1				94
2	Arsenal	Apey				1		5				90
2	Sthmptn	'Snoopy'				2						90
2	Man U	Steve				1	1	4				90
5	Spurs	Tipsy				1	2	2		2	1	88
6	Liverpool	Growler				2	3					87
6	Forest	Boogs				2		3				87
8	Leeds	Misty				2	1	2		1		86
9	W Ham	Uncle				2	2	5		3		80

 

[Steve]

A classic day for Calamity football as Baldy and Foggy share 4 Calamities .  Just when it looked like Baldy had this all done and dusted

"second-placed Burnley are drawing 1-1 with Leeds after Jason Pearce put through his own net ."
"RED CARD - Chelsea's Willian
Willian had initially been earmarked to come off for Andre Schurrle before a change of mind from Jose Mourinho. He is off anyway now. The Brazilian, booked in the first half for a foul on Karim El Ahmadi, tugs back Fabian Delph to earn a second yellow and his marching orders."
"Ramires has clattered Karim El Ahmadi with an ugly double-footed stamp and Chris Foy gives him the straight red he deserves."
"And Jose Mourinho is also sent packing! The Chelsea boss is sent down the tunnel for his loud and persistant protestations."


Updated table:

P	Team	Owner	CA	GC	REL	KO	OG	SO	OB	LG	LP	TOT
1	Chelsea	Baldy				1		4				91
2	Arsenal	Apey				1		5				90
2	Sthmptn	'Snoopy'				2						90
2	Man U	Steve				1	1	4				90
5	Spurs	Tipsy				1	2	2		2	1	88
6	Liverpool	Growler				2	3					87
6	Forest	Boogs				2		3				87
8	Leeds	Misty				2	2	2		1		85
9	W Ham	Uncle				2	2	5		3		80

[Steve]

Another day another Calamity .  And today is my turn

"RED CARD- Manchester United's Nemanja Vidic.  Nemandja Vidic slides in on a breaking Daniel Sturridge. There wasn't much contact, if any, but it is a second booking and a third spot-kick for Liverpool"


Updated table:

P	Team	Owner	CA	GC	REL	KO	OG	SO	OB	LG	LP	TOT
1	Chelsea	Baldy				1		4				91
2	Arsenal	Apey				1		5				90
2	Sthmptn	'Snoopy'				2						90
4	Man U	Steve				1	1	5				89
5	Spurs	Tipsy				1	2	2		2	1	88
6	Liverpool	Growler				2	3					87
6	Forest	Boogs				2		3				87
8	Leeds	Misty				2	2	2		1		85
9	W Ham	Uncle				2	2	5		3		80

[Steve]

A Euro knock out Calamity  for Tipsy
"GOAL- Benfica 2-2 Tottenham (agg 5-3) - Lima (pen)
Lima picks himself up, dusts himself down and rifles home the penalty with the final kick of the game"


Updated table:

P	Team	Owner	CA	GC	REL	KO	OG	SO	OB	LG	LP	TOT
1	Chelsea	Baldy				1		4				91
2	Arsenal	Apey				1		5				90
2	Sthmptn	'Snoopy'				2						90
4	Man U	Steve				1	1	5				89
5	Liverpool	Growler				2	3					87
5	Forest	Boogs				2		3				87
7	Leeds	Misty				2	2	2		1		85
8	Spurs	Tipsy				2	2	2		2	1	83
9	W Ham	Uncle				2	2	5		3		80

[Steve]

Massive defeats for Apey and Boogs and a sending off for Apey mean 3 more to add but I'll wait til tomorrow

[Steve]

Calamities  for Apey twice and Boogs
"14:46:Dismissal,  Kieran Gibbs (Arsenal) is shown the red card. 14:25 Penalty conceded by Kieran Gibbs (Arsenal) with a hand ball in the penalty area."
"90:00 +1:59 Full time, Chelsea 6, Arsenal 0"
"90:00 +3:11 Full time, Derby County 5, Nottingham Forest 0"


Looks like this is a painted on win for Snoopy's Southampton unless Chelsea or United or Arsenal win a cup.  Could make the prize delivery interesting

Updated table:

P	Team	Owner	CA	GC	REL	KO	OG	SO	OB	LG	LP	TOT
1	Chelsea	Baldy				1		4				91
2	Sthmptn	'Snoopy'				2						90
3	Man U	Steve				1	1	5				89
4	Arsenal	Apey				1		6		1		88
5	Liverpool	Growler				2	3					87
6	Forest	Boogs				2		3		1		86
7	Leeds	Misty				2	2	2		1		85
8	Spurs	Tipsy				2	2	2		2	1	83
9	W Ham	Uncle				2	2	5		3		80

[Baldy]

Calamities  for Apey twice and Boogs
"14:46:Dismissal,  Kieran Gibbs (Arsenal) is shown the red card. 14:25 Penalty conceded by Kieran Gibbs (Arsenal) with a hand ball in the penalty area."
"90:00 +1:59 Full time, Chelsea 6, Arsenal 0"
"90:00 +3:11 Full time, Derby County 5, Nottingham Forest 0"


Looks like this is a painted on win for Snoopy's Southampton unless Chelsea or United or Arsenal win a cup.  Could make the prize delivery interesting

Updated table:

P	Team	Owner	CA	GC	REL	KO	OG	SO	OB	LG	LP	TOT
1	Chelsea	Baldy				1		4				91
2	Sthmptn	'Snoopy'				2						90
3	Man U	Steve				1	1	5				89
4	Arsenal	Apey				1		6		1		88
5	Liverpool	Growler				2	3					87
6	Forest	Boogs				2		3		1		86
7	Leeds	Misty				2	2	2		1		85
8	Spurs	Tipsy				2	2	2		2	1	83
9	W Ham	Uncle				2	2	5		3		80

 

[apc2010]

fix............

[Steve]

fix............