Prize Winning Calamity Football 2013-14

[Baldy]

fix............

 

[Steve]

An Anti Calamity  for Apey
"Arsenal's Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain and Kieran Gibbs have both been cleared after Gibbs was mistakenly sent off in Saturday's 6-0 defeat at Chelsea."


Updated table:

P	Team	Owner	CA	GC	REL	KO	OG	SO	OB	LG	LP	TOT
1	Chelsea	Baldy				1		4				91
2	Sthmptn	'Snoopy'				2						90
3	Arsenal	Apey				1		5		1		89
3	Man U	Steve				1	1	5				89
5	Liverpool	Growler				2	3					87
6	Forest	Boogs				2		3		1		86
7	Leeds	Misty				2	2	2		1		85
8	Spurs	Tipsy				2	2	2		2	1	83
9	W Ham	Uncle				2	2	5		3		80

[apc2010]

An Anti Calamity  for Apey
"Arsenal's Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain and Kieran Gibbs have both been cleared after Gibbs was mistakenly sent off in Saturday's 6-0 defeat at Chelsea."


Updated table:

P	Team	Owner	CA	GC	REL	KO	OG	SO	OB	LG	LP	TOT
1	Chelsea	Baldy				1		4				91
2	Sthmptn	'Snoopy'				2						90
3	Arsenal	Apey				1		5		1		89
3	Man U	Steve				1	1	5				89
5	Liverpool	Growler				2	3					87
6	Forest	Boogs				2		3		1		86
7	Leeds	Misty				2	2	2		1		85
8	Spurs	Tipsy				2	2	2		2	1	83
9	W Ham	Uncle				2	2	5		3		80

   racist bastard ...Theo Walchot was a lucky man........

[Steve]

The mid week matches yield just one Calamity and Apey gets it.

Seems the BBC is getting in on calamity speak

"GOAL- Arsenal 2-2 Swansea - Mathieu Flamini own goal (90 mins)
Calamity at the back for Arsenal with three Arsenal players touching the ball after Leon Britton's final attempt to stab in, but none able to keep out the equaliser. Per Mertesacker slides in to rob Britton as he bursts into the box, it ricochets off Wojciech Szczesny and rebounds off Mathieu Flamini before rolling apologetically over the line. "

 

Updated table:

P	Team	Owner	CA	GC	REL	KO	OG	SO	OB	LG	LP	TOT
1	Chelsea	Baldy				1		4				91
2	Sthmptn	'Snoopy'				2						90
3	Man U	Steve				1	1	5				89
4	Arsenal	Apey				1	1	5		1		88
5	Liverpool	Growler				2	3					87
6	Forest	Boogs				2		3		1		86
7	Leeds	Misty				2	2	2		1		85
8	Spurs	Tipsy				2	2	2		2	1	83
9	W Ham	Uncle				2	2	5		3		80

[Steve]

With a Calamity each for Baldy and Tipsy this looks better and better each week for Snoopy.  Well it would were it not for  . . .  .

More BBC commentary:

"We've got a game on now! Joel Ward's cross from the left is headed past his own keeper by John Terry, under pressure from Joe Ledley. What have you got, Chelsea?"
"You couldn't make it up. Liverpool are ahead in their first attack thanks to a comedy own goal from Younes Kaboul. The hosts get down the right through Glen Johnson and Raheem Sterling. When the ball comes across, Kaboul gets himself into a terrible tangle and can only backheel into his own net "

 

Updated table:

P	Team	Owner	CA	GC	REL	KO	OG	SO	OB	LG	LP	TOT
1	Chelsea	Baldy				1	1	4				90
1	Sthmptn	'Snoopy'				2						90
3	Man U	Steve				1	1	5				89
4	Arsenal	Apey				1	1	5		1		88
5	Liverpool	Growler				2	3					87
6	Forest	Boogs				2		3		1		86
7	Leeds	Misty				2	2	2		1		85
8	Spurs	Tipsy				2	3	2		2	1	82
9	W Ham	Uncle				2	2	5		3		80

[Steve]

A Euro Calamity for Baldy puts Snoopy on top 

More BBC commentary:

"GOAL - PSG 2-1 Chelsea - David Luiz (OG 62 mins) It's another terrific delivery from that man Ezequiel Lavezzi, bending in a free-kick from wide on the left, right into the mixer. Petr Cech can't claim it, Zlatan can't hook it in but it hits David Luiz almost on the line and cannons in. "

 

Seems Leeds have a big calamity looming as they can't pay their players and the "Administration" word looms

Updated table:

P	Team	Owner	CA	GC	REL	KO	OG	SO	OB	LG	LP	TOT
1	Sthmptn	'Snoopy'				2						90
2	Chelsea	Baldy				1	2	4				89
2	Man U	Steve				1	1	5				89
4	Arsenal	Apey				1	1	5		1		88
5	Liverpool	Growler				2	3					87
6	Forest	Boogs				2		3		1		86
7	Leeds	Misty				2	2	2		1		85
8	Spurs	Tipsy				2	3	2		2	1	82
9	W Ham	Uncle				2	2	5		3		80

[apc2010]

A Euro Calamity for Baldy puts Snoopy on top 

More BBC commentary:

"GOAL - PSG 2-1 Chelsea - David Luiz (OG 62 mins) It's another terrific delivery from that man Ezequiel Lavezzi, bending in a free-kick from wide on the left, right into the mixer. Petr Cech can't claim it, Zlatan can't hook it in but it hits David Luiz almost on the line and cannons in. "

 

Seems Leeds have a big calamity looming as they can't pay their players and the "Administration" word looms

Updated table:

P	Team	Owner	CA	GC	REL	KO	OG	SO	OB	LG	LP	TOT
1	Sthmptn	'Snoopy'				2						90
2	Chelsea	Baldy				1	2	4				89
2	Man U	Steve				1	1	5				89
4	Arsenal	Apey				1	1	5		1		88
5	Liverpool	Growler				2	3					87
6	Forest	Boogs				2		3		1		86
7	Leeds	Misty				2	2	2		1		85
8	Spurs	Tipsy				2	3	2		2	1	82
9	W Ham	Uncle				2	2	5		3		80

Miss T is not happy.....

[Steve]

That Southampton record is really remarkable.   No sendings off, no own goals.  Almost as if they have their own guardian 

 

Oh!

[Steve]

Leeds seem to have escaped the Administration doom but another Calamity for Apey:

More BBC commentary:

"GOAL- Everton 3-0 Arsenal - Mikel Arteta (OG 62 mins)  . . . Kevin Mirallas strips Bacary Sagna of the ball and hares off toward goal. He then plays in Steven Naismith with a great ball, he is stopped from rounding Wojciech Szczesny but the ball pops back out. Mirallas and Mikel Arteta scramble for the ball and Arteta gets the final touch to send the ball into the net. Everton in dreamland!
 

Updated table:

P	Team	Owner	CA	GC	REL	KO	OG	SO	OB	LG	LP	TOT
1	Sthmptn	'Snoopy'				2						90
2	Chelsea	Baldy				1	2	4				89
2	Man U	Steve				1	1	5				89
4	Arsenal	Apey				1	2	5		1		87
4	Liverpool	Growler				2	3					87
6	Forest	Boogs				2		3		1		86
7	Leeds	Misty				2	2	2		1		85
8	Spurs	Tipsy				2	3	2		2	1	82
9	W Ham	Uncle				2	2	5		3		80

                                                                                    

[apc2010]

   don't talk about footy.......

[Steve]

will update tomorrow after Bayern v United.

to Baldy's Chelsea for avoiding the Euro calamity tonight but looks like Boogs' Forest has another sending off

[Baldy]

will update tomorrow after Bayern v United.

to Baldy's Chelsea for avoiding the Euro calamity tonight but looks like Boogs' Forest has another sending off

 

[Steve]

A Euro knock out Calamity for United sends me tumbling to the depths and dwarfs the sending off for Boogs' Forest :

More BBC commentary:

"Bayern Munich 3-1 Man Utd (Agg: 4-2)
"Over the two games the best team has won, Manchester United in the second half was the best they have played over the two legs but they switched off and Bayern Munich got back in it and were convincing winners in the end."

 

Can''t find live text for Forest but Danny Collins was sent off for two yellows

Updated table:

P	Team	Owner	CA	GC	REL	KO	OG	SO	OB	LG	LP	TOT
1	Sthmptn	'Snoopy'				2						90
2	Chelsea	Baldy				1	2	4				89
3	Arsenal	Apey				1	2	5		1		87
3	Liverpool	Growler				2	3					87
5	Forest	Boogs				2		4		1		85
5	Leeds	Misty				2	2	2		1		85
7	Man U	Steve				2	1	5				84
8	Spurs	Tipsy				2	3	2		2	1	82
9	W Ham	Uncle				2	2	5		3		80

[Steve]

The Bear's triumph against City did come at the expense of a Calamity or two :

More BBC commentary:

"GOAL- Liverpool 2-2 Man City - Glen Johnson OG (62 mins) . .Samir Nasri and David Silva play some tiki-taka inside the box, Silva's low cross comes off the toes of Glen Johnson and creeps inside the near post."
"Jordan Henderson takes a heavy touch and goes in high and late on Samir Nasri. Not a pretty challenge and he sees red."

 
Updated table:

P	Team	Owner	CA	GC	REL	KO	OG	SO	OB	LG	LP	TOT
1	Sthmptn	'Snoopy'				2						90
2	Chelsea	Baldy				1	2	4				89
3	Arsenal	Apey				1	2	5		1		87
4	Liverpool	Growler				2	4	1				85
4	Forest	Boogs				2		4		1		85
4	Leeds	Misty				2	2	2		1		85
7	Man U	Steve				2	1	5				84
8	Spurs	Tipsy				2	3	2		2	1	82
9	W Ham	Uncle				2	2	5		3		80

                                                                                    

[Steve]

Chelsea's Euro-Calamity makes this look a done deal for Snoopy now :

BBC commentary:

"Chelsea 1-3 Atletico Madrid (Agg: 1-3) Chelsea are devastated at the final whistle, particularly John Terry who is in tears as he shakes hands with Atletico players.."

 
Updated table:

P	Team	Owner	CA	GC	REL	KO	OG	SO	OB	LG	LP	TOT
1	Sthmptn	'Snoopy'				2						90
2	Arsenal	Apey				1	2	5		1		87
3	Liverpool	Growler				2	4	1				85
3	Forest	Boogs				2		4		1		85
3	Leeds	Misty				2	2	2		1		85
6	Chelsea	Baldy				2	2	4				84
6	Man U	Steve				2	1	5				84
8	Spurs	Tipsy				2	3	2		2	1	82
9	W Ham	Uncle				2	2	5		3		80