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Crappy service in shops
« on: August 07, 2013, 01:10:39 PM »
I go to the right department and hunt around. Can't find it. Eventually locate operative and ask for item. "We don't sell that anymore," she barks.

I hunt around and find it!! I take it to her to pay. "Yes, you do," I say.

She gathers her colleagues round who all declare their astonishment.  noooo:

I head to the next department. I point at an item on display and  say that I need two of them. She checks the stock noooo: "Sorrym we only have one in stock."

Me: "That's OK, I can take the one from stock and this one too."

Her: "No, that is for display."

Me: "So why display something that is out of stock? I will take both."

She refuses and I demand to see a manager.

He lets me buy both items. Operative scowls.

Incredibly, this was in John Lewis, a shop I also had a nightmare time in last month in Southampton.  evil:
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Re: Crappy service in shops
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2013, 01:14:25 PM »
I go to the right department and hunt around. Can't find it. Eventually locate operative and ask for item. "We don't sell that anymore," she barks.

I hunt around and find it!! I take it to her to pay. "Yes, you do," I say.

She gathers her colleagues round who all declare their astonishment.  noooo:

I head to the next department. I point at an item on display and  say that I need two of them. She checks the stock noooo: "Sorrym we only have one in stock."

Me: "That's OK, I can take the one from stock and this one too."

Her: "No, that is for display."

Me: "So why display something that is out of stock? I will take both."

She refuses and I demand to see a manager.

He lets me buy both items. Operative scowls.

Incredibly, this was in John Lewis, a shop I also had a nightmare time in last month in Southampton.  evil:

 lol: lol: lol:

Southampton prolly sent out warnings....  whistle:
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Re: Crappy service in shops
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2013, 06:29:11 PM »
I go to the right department and hunt around. Can't find it. Eventually locate operative and ask for item. "We don't sell that anymore," she barks.

I hunt around and find it!! I take it to her to pay. "Yes, you do," I say.

She gathers her colleagues round who all declare their astonishment.  noooo:

I head to the next department. I point at an item on display and  say that I need two of them. She checks the stock noooo: "Sorrym we only have one in stock."

Me: "That's OK, I can take the one from stock and this one too."

Her: "No, that is for display."

Me: "So why display something that is out of stock? I will take both."

She refuses and I demand to see a manager.

He lets me buy both items. Operative scowls.

Incredibly, this was in John Lewis, a shop I also had a nightmare time in last month in Southampton.  evil:

 lol: lol: lol:

Southampton prolly sent out warnings....  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:

still, he got his matching fluffy cushions.

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Re: Crappy service in shops
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2013, 06:33:04 PM »
I go to the right department and hunt around. Can't find it. Eventually locate operative and ask for item. "We don't sell that anymore," she barks.

I hunt around and find it!! I take it to her to pay. "Yes, you do," I say.

She gathers her colleagues round who all declare their astonishment.  noooo:

I head to the next department. I point at an item on display and  say that I need two of them. She checks the stock noooo: "Sorrym we only have one in stock."

Me: "That's OK, I can take the one from stock and this one too."

Her: "No, that is for display."

Me: "So why display something that is out of stock? I will take both."

She refuses and I demand to see a manager.

He lets me buy both items. Operative scowls.

Incredibly, this was in John Lewis, a shop I also had a nightmare time in last month in Southampton.  evil:

 lol: lol: lol:

Southampton prolly sent out warnings....  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:

still, he got his matching fluffy cushions.

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Crappy service in shops
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2013, 06:49:02 PM »
. .Incredibly, this was in John Lewis, . . .
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Re: Crappy service in shops
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2013, 07:25:25 AM »
I came across this site last night, and had a look at a few of his postings. His level of sarcasm has already reached VP standards  :thumbsup:
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Re: Crappy service in shops
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2013, 07:49:50 AM »
I came across this site last night, and had a look at a few of his postings. His level of sarcasm has already reached VP standards  :thumbsup:

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Re: Crappy service in shops
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2013, 09:00:39 AM »

Incredibly, this was in John Lewis, a shop I also had a nightmare time in last month in Southampton.  evil:


What does store sell - unused days perhaps  whistle: whistle: whistle:

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Re: Crappy service in shops
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2013, 09:55:52 AM »
I came across this site last night, and had a look at a few of his postings. His level of sarcasm has already reached VP standards  :thumbsup:

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Re: Crappy service in shops
« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2013, 10:06:40 AM »
I came across this site last night, and had a look at a few of his postings. His level of sarcasm has already reached VP standards  :thumbsup:

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From: George Lewis
Date: Friday 3 September 2010 7.04pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: tarded

Ive deleted you from my facebook and reported you. i hope you die of aids fag. Dont bothering emailing me again becasue I wont read it.


From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 3 September 2010 7.12pm
To: George Lewis
Subject: dneck

Yes you will.


From: George Lewis
Date: Friday 3 September 2010 7.16pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: dneck

No I fucking wont fag

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Re: Crappy service in shops
« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2013, 10:16:01 AM »
I came across this site last night, and had a look at a few of his postings. His level of sarcasm has already reached VP standards  :thumbsup:

Excellent .... happy001 happy001 happy001

He is certainly a kindred soul .... :thumbsup:
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Re: Crappy service in shops
« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2013, 11:32:55 AM »
I came across this site last night, and had a look at a few of his postings. His level of sarcasm has already reached VP standards  :thumbsup:

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From: George Lewis
Date: Friday 3 September 2010 7.04pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: tarded

Ive deleted you from my facebook and reported you. i hope you die of aids fag. Dont bothering emailing me again becasue I wont read it.


From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 3 September 2010 7.12pm
To: George Lewis
Subject: dneck

Yes you will.


From: George Lewis
Date: Friday 3 September 2010 7.16pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: dneck

No I fucking wont fag

happy002

happy002 happy002
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Crappy service in shops
« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2013, 01:48:13 PM »
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Re: Crappy service in shops
« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2013, 01:54:55 PM »
Just read timesheets... happy001
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Re: Crappy service in shops
« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2013, 02:43:50 PM »
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