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Re: Watch out, Wenchy's about
« Reply #15 on: August 21, 2007, 12:56:18 PM »
As Nick can now confirm Mrs Snoopy's Tat mountain occupies many rooms, including the hallway.
The only room without her tat is my study ~ a picture of order and discipline (and the second smallest room in the house .... the only one smaller has a toilet in it).
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Re: Watch out, Wenchy's about
« Reply #16 on: August 21, 2007, 12:58:27 PM »
And how are the injuries and the flooding?

The Boy is out SHOOTING today scared2:
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Re: Watch out, Wenchy's about
« Reply #17 on: August 21, 2007, 01:06:48 PM »
And how are the injuries and the flooding?

The Boy is out SHOOTING today scared2:

T'lad is getting about with the aid of a walking stick. He keeps waving it at his little brother in a threatening manner and calling him "A Young Whippersnapper". Flooding has subsided as the bound foot cannot be taken outside or got wet (according to the Doctor). Back to the fracture clinic on Thursday afternoon.
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Re: Watch out, Wenchy's about
« Reply #18 on: August 21, 2007, 01:09:19 PM »
I am sure it is a grwoth experience| (as my Californian neghbour would have it). As for the shooting surrender:
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Re: Watch out, Wenchy's about
« Reply #19 on: August 21, 2007, 01:10:14 PM »
I bought more tat today. Wool that was on sale, a cake stand and some more napkins.  redface:

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Re: Watch out, Wenchy's about
« Reply #20 on: August 21, 2007, 01:18:12 PM »
Down the back of  the sofa with them then. Is he still sick2:

If so, give him Kaolin and Morphine. It's vile and he will recover instantly rather than take it, trust me
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Re: Watch out, Wenchy's about
« Reply #21 on: August 21, 2007, 01:23:10 PM »
I bought more tat today. Wool that was on sale, a cake stand and some more napkins.  redface:

Good girl!

Is he really too sick to help you tidy up?

I used to have a cleaner to help me (when we was well off) but on a recent economy drive decided I could save money because I was 'super woman' and with Barman's agreed assistance it would save hte pennies for more important things that needed spending on (in my opinion scented candles, shoes and such like).

Now ask me how many times Barman has helped since then (willngly or otherwise) with the housework ???


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Re: Watch out, Wenchy's about
« Reply #22 on: August 21, 2007, 01:25:43 PM »
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Re: Watch out, Wenchy's about
« Reply #23 on: August 21, 2007, 01:27:30 PM »
Down the back of  the sofa with them then. Is he still sick2:

If so, give him Kaolin and Morphine. It's vile and he will recover instantly rather than take it, trust me

I am one of three daughters, all close in age, and when one got the trot's we all did, and I remember being stood in line at the kitchen sink (Big Sis first, Me, then Little Sis) whilst Mum got the K&M bottle, shook it up (coz it always seperated into milky stuff at bottom and M drugs at the top) and then poured it on to the spoon which we had a have shived in our little gobs over the sink.

Big Sis always took hers without complaint (bronw noser that she was)
Came to my turn and the wise choice of being placed over the sink was mitigated because even before the spoon got to my dainty little gob I was  sick2:
Which then made little sis  sick2:

And then I generally got a smakc around the ear as well  sad24:

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Re: Watch out, Wenchy's about
« Reply #24 on: August 21, 2007, 01:32:26 PM »
I bought more tat today. Wool that was on sale, a cake stand and some more napkins.  redface:

Good girl!

Is he really too sick to help you tidy up?

I used to have a cleaner to help me (when we was well off) but on a recent economy drive decided I could save money because I was 'super woman' and with Barman's agreed assistance it would save hte pennies for more important things that needed spending on (in my opinion scented candles, shoes and such like).

Now ask me how many times Barman has helped since then (willngly or otherwise) with the housework ???



He's in bed with the snots no actually vomitting, yet. He gets one day of being pampered per sickness. This is it. Tomorrow he has to:

1) Hoover. Until he purchases me an upright he does it.
2) Clean the oven. I vomit if I have to clean it.
3) Clean the toilet and the surrounding floor. You piss on it, you clean it.


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Re: Watch out, Wenchy's about
« Reply #25 on: August 21, 2007, 01:34:46 PM »
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Re: Watch out, Wenchy's about
« Reply #26 on: August 21, 2007, 01:36:51 PM »
. . . got the trot's  . . . at the kitchen sink

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Re: Watch out, Wenchy's about
« Reply #27 on: August 21, 2007, 01:38:04 PM »
Arternoon M'Lord. 'Ow bist then?
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Re: Watch out, Wenchy's about
« Reply #28 on: August 21, 2007, 01:38:12 PM »
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1) Hoover. Until he purchases me an upright he does it.

WTF is that about?
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Re: Watch out, Wenchy's about
« Reply #29 on: August 21, 2007, 01:39:46 PM »
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1) Hoover. Until he purchases me an upright he does it.

WTF is that about?


We got one of those cyclone jobbies 'cos shoving the other sort around gave me angina. An upright with wheels was the answer.
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