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Offline Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)

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Re: Watch out, Wenchy's about
« Reply #45 on: August 21, 2007, 05:57:46 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 21, 2007, 01:38:04 PM
Arternoon M'Lord. 'Ow bist then?

Bloody hell Snoops - I didn't know you were a Salopian!!

Well do I remember such phrases.

For example, two blokes on meeting might say something like this:

Oh arrrr, ow bist owd maaaate?

Oh, I binna so bad, bist thee goin dahn pub?

Nah mayte, I conna ternight. I anna gor any money! And the babbbie inna very well.

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Re: Watch out, Wenchy's about
« Reply #46 on: August 21, 2007, 06:00:53 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost on August 21, 2007, 05:57:46 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on August 21, 2007, 01:38:04 PM
Arternoon M'Lord. 'Ow bist then?

Bloody hell Snoops - I didn't know you were a Salopian!!

Well do I remember such phrases.

For example, two blokes on meeting might say something like this:

Oh arrrr, ow bist owd maaaate?

Oh, I binna so bad, bist thee goin dahn pub?

Nah mayte, I conna ternight. I anna gor any money! And the babbbie inna very well.



Errrr ~ 'ampshire actually redface:
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Re: Watch out, Wenchy's about
« Reply #47 on: August 21, 2007, 06:01:34 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost on August 21, 2007, 05:57:46 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on August 21, 2007, 01:38:04 PM
Arternoon M'Lord. 'Ow bist then?

Bloody hell Snoops - I didn't know you were a Salopian!!

Well do I remember such phrases.

For example, two blokes on meeting might say something like this:

Oh arrrr, ow bist owd maaaate?

Oh, I binna so bad, bist thee goin dahn pub?

Nah mayte, I conna ternight. I anna gor any money! And the babbbie inna very well.


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Re: Watch out, Wenchy's about
« Reply #48 on: August 21, 2007, 06:03:59 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost on August 21, 2007, 05:57:46 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on August 21, 2007, 01:38:04 PM
Arternoon M'Lord. 'Ow bist then?

Bloody hell Snoops - I didn't know you were a Salopian!!

Well do I remember such phrases.

For example, two blokes on meeting might say something like this:

Oh arrrr, ow bist owd maaaate?

Oh, I binna so bad, bist thee goin dahn pub?

Nah mayte, I conna ternight. I anna gor any money! And the babbbie inna very well.



I hated Chaucher at school and I can't say that getting any older has improved my tolerance of medieval english   noooo:
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Re: Watch out, Wenchy's about
« Reply #49 on: August 21, 2007, 06:06:27 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 21, 2007, 06:03:59 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost on August 21, 2007, 05:57:46 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on August 21, 2007, 01:38:04 PM
Arternoon M'Lord. 'Ow bist then?

Bloody hell Snoops - I didn't know you were a Salopian!!

Well do I remember such phrases.

For example, two blokes on meeting might say something like this:

Oh arrrr, ow bist owd maaaate?

Oh, I binna so bad, bist thee goin dahn pub?

Nah mayte, I conna ternight. I anna gor any money! And the babbbie inna very well.



I hated Chaucher at school and I can't say that getting any older has improved my tolerance of medieval english   noooo:
Chaucer?

The Canterbury Tales, etc?
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Re: Watch out, Wenchy's about
« Reply #50 on: August 21, 2007, 06:15:07 PM »
That'll be the one -

Funny - our English teacher concentrated on the Wife of Bath's tale (the saucy one eyes:) and ignored the other tales. He really enjoyed watching us girlies get embarrassed (it was an all girls school and he really enjoyed watching us squirm cry:).
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Re: Watch out, Wenchy's about
« Reply #51 on: August 21, 2007, 06:16:58 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 21, 2007, 06:15:07 PM
That'll be the one -

Funny - our English teacher concentrated on the Wife of Bath's tale (the saucy one eyes:) and ignored the other tales. He really enjoyed watching us girlies get embarrassed (it was an all girls school and he really enjoyed watching us squirm cry:).
Pervert...  noooo:
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Re: Watch out, Wenchy's about
« Reply #52 on: August 21, 2007, 07:27:21 PM »
We all enjoy watching you squirm
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Re: Watch out, Wenchy's about
« Reply #53 on: August 21, 2007, 07:29:17 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 21, 2007, 07:27:21 PM
We all enjoy watching you squirm
Me?  eeek:
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Re: Watch out, Wenchy's about
« Reply #54 on: August 21, 2007, 07:32:22 PM »
If necessary. evil:
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Re: Watch out, Wenchy's about
« Reply #55 on: August 21, 2007, 07:33:17 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 21, 2007, 07:27:21 PM
We all enjoy watching you squirm

It still happens far too often for my liking - especially when the boss is asking why I haven't done what I was supposed to ....but at least I have now suppressed the reflex action of furnace effect cheeks and the hanging head in mortal shame and embarrassment. I must finally have grown up  ;D

p.s - Why have I been smited twice - I have done nothing to no one - bar stewards
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Re: Watch out, Wenchy's about
« Reply #56 on: August 22, 2007, 08:11:38 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 21, 2007, 07:33:17 PM
p.s - Why have I been smited twice -

They just happen, a bit like spots, no rhyme or reason to it.


Obviously a feminine phenomenon
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Re: Watch out, Wenchy's about
« Reply #57 on: August 22, 2007, 09:51:15 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 21, 2007, 06:03:59 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost on August 21, 2007, 05:57:46 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on August 21, 2007, 01:38:04 PM
Arternoon M'Lord. 'Ow bist then?

Bloody hell Snoops - I didn't know you were a Salopian!!

Well do I remember such phrases.

For example, two blokes on meeting might say something like this:

Oh arrrr, ow bist owd maaaate?

Oh, I binna so bad, bist thee goin dahn pub?

Nah mayte, I conna ternight. I anna gor any money! And the babbbie inna very well.



I hated Chaucher at school and I can't say that getting any older has improved my tolerance of medieval english   noooo:

Never did Chaucer at school so I havent tried reading it yet, I'm currently having yet another crack at Dante though I'm starting to think that he was off his head when he wrote anything.
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Re: Watch out, Wenchy's about
« Reply #58 on: August 22, 2007, 09:51:49 AM »
Read Chaucer, whilst not my favorite isn't all that bad.
Same with Dante.
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Re: Watch out, Wenchy's about
« Reply #59 on: August 22, 2007, 09:52:58 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 21, 2007, 01:32:26 PM
He's in bed with the snots no actually vomitting, yet. He gets one day of being pampered per sickness. This is it. Tomorrow he has to:

1) Hoover. Until he purchases me an upright he does it.
2) Clean the oven. I vomit if I have to clean it.
3) Clean the toilet and the surrounding floor. You piss on it, you clean it.



Note to self, politely decline any dinner invitations I may ever get from Wenchy in future  scared:
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