What's your favourite?

[Nick]

Get voting

[Barman]

Cat sick is betterer....

It generally contains their last meal of cat fude and an irritant (lizard, snake, etc.)...

Cat shit is always the most disgusting, slimy stinky substance known to man.....

[Steve]

Get voting

 



Where's the dead delivery man voting option?


And just which types of cat shit and sick are we talking about?   After 30 odd years of cleaning up both (when I can't feign sleep or death) I must say there are many types.  Anyway cat piss is the worstest.

[Steve]

Diced carrots?

Did you want me to post a picture or will you trust my expertise?  IMHO it is the very same Whiskas rabbit chunks in jelly she'd bolted down not 5 minutes earlier + assorted digestive juices and a small furball - 

[Barman]

Diced carrots?

Did you want me to post a picture or will you trust my expertise?  IMHO it is the very same Whiskas rabbit chunks in jelly she'd bolted down not 5 minutes earlier + assorted digestive juices and a small furball - 

It generally contains their last meal of cat fude and an irritant (lizard, snake, etc.)...

 

[Steve]

Yes you said it first  , was cleaning up cat vomit at the time

Cat shit is often remarkably easy to clear up, specially the ex Klingons

[Nick]

I remember the time when Marmite the Cat peed on Mrs Nick's head 

[Steve]

I remember the time when Marmite the Cat peed on Mrs Nick's head 

[Barman]

I remember the time when Marmite the Cat peed on Mrs Nick's head 

Did she love or hate Marmite at the time....? 

[Baldy]

I remember the time when Marmite the Cat peed on Mrs Nick's head 

Did she love or hate Marmite at the time....? 

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I remember the time when Marmite the Cat peed on Mrs Nick's head 

Did she love or hate Marmite at the time....? 

Dunno but I bet she was pro scrub.

[Barman]

I remember the time when Marmite the Cat peed on Mrs Nick's head 

Did she love or hate Marmite at the time....? 

Dunno but I bet she was pro scrub.

 

[Darwins Selection]

I remember the time when Marmite the Cat peed on Mrs Nick's head 

Did she love or hate Marmite at the time....? 

Dunno but I bet she was pro scrub.

'Scrub' you say.

Do I detect the formation of a splinter faction?

'Provisional Scubbites', 'Real Scubbites', 'Sinn Scub' 

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

I remember the time when Marmite the Cat peed on Mrs Nick's head 

Did she love or hate Marmite at the time....? 

Dunno but I bet she was pro scrub.

'Scrub' you say.

Do I detect the formation of a splinter faction?

'Provisional Scubbites', 'Real Scubbites', 'Sinn Scub' 

. . . don't forget the "Scub Deniers".

[Darwins Selection]

I remember the time when Marmite the Cat peed on Mrs Nick's head 

Did she love or hate Marmite at the time....? 

Dunno but I bet she was pro scrub.

'Scrub' you say.

Do I detect the formation of a splinter faction?

'Provisional Scubbites', 'Real Scubbites', 'Sinn Scub' 

. . . don't forget the "Scub Deniers".

Stockings? 

Stand by for BM stampede.