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Re: Duvet covers
« Reply #30 on: May 08, 2007, 01:26:21 PM »
Because they hurt when you brush your feet against them. They also aren't as easy to put in as poppers.
Velcro?  ;D

Scratches.
Surely it would be on the inside?  rubschin:


May I call you Shirley?

See previous thrashing post. Nothing stays put and sometimes I end up with a leg in the duvet cover.


Perhaps some Velcro applied to your good self would help?  eyes:
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Re: Duvet covers
« Reply #31 on: May 08, 2007, 02:54:16 PM »
. . constantly bruised calves.  redface:
Terrible!

The price of veal is low enough even when it is unblemished..
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Re: Duvet covers
« Reply #32 on: May 08, 2007, 03:04:02 PM »
. . constantly bruised calves.  redface:
Terrible!

The price of veal is low enough even when it is unblemished..

I never seem to be able to find any. I fancied schnitzel last night and couldn't track any down.  noooo:

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Re: Duvet covers
« Reply #33 on: May 08, 2007, 03:06:33 PM »
Day trip to Calais is called for then


That's where we get it. Bring enough home to freeze it.
Mind now we've moved from London it's a sodding long trip.
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Re: Duvet covers
« Reply #34 on: May 08, 2007, 03:19:29 PM »
Day trip to Calais is called for then


That's where we get it. Bring enough home to freeze it.
Mind now we've moved from London it's a sodding long trip.

Ahhhh. Roll on Mr Wench passing his driving test then!

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Re: Duvet covers
« Reply #35 on: May 08, 2007, 04:27:45 PM »
Day trip to Calais is called for then


That's where we get it. Bring enough home to freeze it.
Mind now we've moved from London it's a sodding long trip.

Ahhhh. Roll on Mr Wench passing his driving test then!

Well I would offer to take you myself ..... but Mrs Snoopy can be very ...er..... Snoopy about where I am and who with ~ if you know what I mean After all what could I possibly get up to with a Bar Wench, in France, on our own, for a weekend? I mean ... she'd get some veal at the end of it. eyes:
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Re: Duvet covers
« Reply #36 on: May 08, 2007, 04:54:41 PM »
Day trip to Calais is called for then


That's where we get it. Bring enough home to freeze it.
Mind now we've moved from London it's a sodding long trip.

Ahhhh. Roll on Mr Wench passing his driving test then!

Well I would offer to take you myself ..... but Mrs Snoopy can be very ...er..... Snoopy about where I am and who with ~ if you know what I mean After all what could I possibly get up to with a Bar Wench, in France, on our own, for a weekend? I mean ... she'd get some veal at the end of it. eyes:

And perhaps Bar Wench could get censored:
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Re: Duvet covers
« Reply #37 on: May 08, 2007, 05:21:10 PM »
Day trip to Calais is called for then


That's where we get it. Bring enough home to freeze it.
Mind now we've moved from London it's a sodding long trip.

Ahhhh. Roll on Mr Wench passing his driving test then!

Well I would offer to take you myself ..... but Mrs Snoopy can be very ...er..... Snoopy about where I am and who with ~ if you know what I mean After all what could I possibly get up to with a Bar Wench, in France, on our own, for a weekend? I mean ... she'd get some veal at the end of it. eyes:


And perhaps Bar Wench could get censored:

 rubschin: She'd have to say please may I come first.
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Re: Duvet covers
« Reply #38 on: May 08, 2007, 05:22:28 PM »
Day trip to Calais is called for then


That's where we get it. Bring enough home to freeze it.
Mind now we've moved from London it's a sodding long trip.

Ahhhh. Roll on Mr Wench passing his driving test then!

Well I would offer to take you myself ..... but Mrs Snoopy can be very ...er..... Snoopy about where I am and who with ~ if you know what I mean After all what could I possibly get up to with a Bar Wench, in France, on our own, for a weekend? I mean ... she'd get some veal at the end of it. eyes:


And perhaps Bar Wench could get censored:

 rubschin: She'd have to say please may I come first.
Snigger...  redface:
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Re: Duvet covers
« Reply #39 on: May 08, 2007, 05:29:05 PM »
I just hope she either has a damn good password protected PC or that Mr Wench is not 23 stone of London Irish Prop forward. scared2:
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Re: Duvet covers
« Reply #40 on: May 08, 2007, 05:32:58 PM »
Well, he can?t drive so as long as you have ?wheels? you?ll be able to escape.  ;)
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