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Offline apc2010

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Re: BM has a house full of wimmin cackling
« Reply #105 on: August 17, 2013, 02:36:16 PM »
Took the 'ladies' down to see the beach this morning - arrived at our driveway gates a little bit sooner than expected and have now put MORE black paint on the silver Shogun  eeek:

BM isn't impressed  sad24:

You have your own thread,,,,,,,,,, whistle:


Where ???????????????????????????????

Not telling........ scared2:

Found it  eveilgrin:
Like you guys never do anything wrong to the cars................. angry041:
AT least I had the honesty to own up to it (even on here) to give you chappies a chance to go -  eeek: eeek: ::) ::) Wimmin  ::) ::) eeek: eeek:
I reversed Mrs K's brand new 4x4 into a post at Tesco's  redface:

And it has a reversing camera, reversing sensors and mirrors  redface: redface:

I have an explanation as to why it's not (all) my fault but like you women would care

 noooo:

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Re: BM has a house full of wimmin cackling
« Reply #106 on: August 17, 2013, 02:36:52 PM »
Faulty equipment  noooo:
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Re: BM has a house full of wimmin cackling
« Reply #107 on: August 17, 2013, 02:37:47 PM »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: BM has a house full of wimmin cackling
« Reply #108 on: August 17, 2013, 02:40:17 PM »
Took the 'ladies' down to see the beach this morning - arrived at our driveway gates a little bit sooner than expected and have now put MORE black paint on the silver Shogun  eeek:

BM isn't impressed  sad24:

You have your own thread,,,,,,,,,, whistle:


Where ???????????????????????????????

Not telling........ scared2:

Found it  eveilgrin:
Like you guys never do anything wrong to the cars................. angry041:
AT least I had the honesty to own up to it (even on here) to give you chappies a chance to go -  eeek: eeek: ::) ::) Wimmin  ::) ::) eeek: eeek:
I reversed Mrs K's brand new 4x4 into a post at Tesco's  redface:

And it has a reversing camera, reversing sensors and mirrors  redface: redface:

I have an explanation as to why it's not (all) my fault but like you women would care

Bound to have been down to a wummin..... ::)
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Re: BM has a house full of wimmin cackling
« Reply #109 on: August 17, 2013, 02:45:09 PM »
Took the 'ladies' down to see the beach this morning - arrived at our driveway gates a little bit sooner than expected and have now put MORE black paint on the silver Shogun  eeek:

BM isn't impressed  sad24:

You have your own thread,,,,,,,,,, whistle:


Where ???????????????????????????????

Not telling........ scared2:

Found it  eveilgrin:
Like you guys never do anything wrong to the cars................. angry041:
AT least I had the honesty to own up to it (even on here) to give you chappies a chance to go -  eeek: eeek: ::) ::) Wimmin  ::) ::) eeek: eeek:
I reversed Mrs K's brand new 4x4 into a post at Tesco's  redface:

And it has a reversing camera, reversing sensors and mirrors  redface: redface:

I have an explanation as to why it's not (all) my fault but like you women would care

Bound to have been down to a wummin..... ::)
Two of them!

Elderly mother yabbering on and on in my ear and an ijiot woman that kept opening her car door into the space I was reversing into.



Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: BM has a house full of wimmin cackling
« Reply #110 on: August 17, 2013, 03:35:04 PM »
Took the 'ladies' down to see the beach this morning - arrived at our driveway gates a little bit sooner than expected and have now put MORE black paint on the silver Shogun  eeek:

BM isn't impressed  sad24:

You have your own thread,,,,,,,,,, whistle:


Where ???????????????????????????????

Not telling........ scared2:

Found it  eveilgrin:
Like you guys never do anything wrong to the cars................. angry041:
AT least I had the honesty to own up to it (even on here) to give you chappies a chance to go -  eeek: eeek: ::) ::) Wimmin  ::) ::) eeek: eeek:
I reversed Mrs K's brand new 4x4 into a post at Tesco's  redface:

And it has a reversing camera, reversing sensors and mirrors  redface: redface:

I have an explanation as to why it's not (all) my fault but like you women would care

 noooo:

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Re: BM has a house full of wimmin cackling
« Reply #111 on: August 17, 2013, 03:43:16 PM »
Took the 'ladies' down to see the beach this morning - arrived at our driveway gates a little bit sooner than expected and have now put MORE black paint on the silver Shogun  eeek:

BM isn't impressed  sad24:

You have your own thread,,,,,,,,,, whistle:


Where ???????????????????????????????

Not telling........ scared2:

Found it  eveilgrin:
Like you guys never do anything wrong to the cars................. angry041:
AT least I had the honesty to own up to it (even on here) to give you chappies a chance to go -  eeek: eeek: ::) ::) Wimmin  ::) ::) eeek: eeek:
I reversed Mrs K's brand new 4x4 into a post at Tesco's  redface:

And it has a reversing camera, reversing sensors and mirrors  redface: redface:

I have an explanation as to why it's not (all) my fault but like you women would care

 noooo:

I'll borrow my T-Cut to you.....

Think you need it....... whistle:

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Re: BM has a house full of wimmin cackling
« Reply #112 on: August 17, 2013, 03:49:51 PM »
Took the 'ladies' down to see the beach this morning - arrived at our driveway gates a little bit sooner than expected and have now put MORE black paint on the silver Shogun  eeek:

BM isn't impressed  sad24:

You have your own thread,,,,,,,,,, whistle:


Where ???????????????????????????????

Not telling........ scared2:

Found it  eveilgrin:
Like you guys never do anything wrong to the cars................. angry041:
AT least I had the honesty to own up to it (even on here) to give you chappies a chance to go -  eeek: eeek: ::) ::) Wimmin  ::) ::) eeek: eeek:
I reversed Mrs K's brand new 4x4 into a post at Tesco's  redface:

And it has a reversing camera, reversing sensors and mirrors  redface: redface:

I have an explanation as to why it's not (all) my fault but like you women would care

 noooo:

I'll borrow my T-Cut to you.....

Think you need it....... whistle:

I know....

Amazing isn't it...?

I drove home pissed last night, reversed the car through the (admittedly quite narrow) gates and parked it perfectly...

Today, perfectly sober she tries to drive through the gates forwards without opening them....  noooo:
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Re: BM has a house full of wimmin cackling
« Reply #113 on: August 17, 2013, 04:02:43 PM »
I drove home pissed last night...

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Re: BM has a house full of wimmin cackling
« Reply #114 on: August 17, 2013, 07:47:00 PM »
I drove home pissed last night...

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And tonight....

To be fair, two tourist cars had parked within 6" of my bumpers front and back so I did trust LL to 'see me out'....

Missed the gates while reversing in tho.....  whistle:
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Re: BM has a house full of wimmin cackling
« Reply #115 on: August 17, 2013, 10:48:52 PM »
I drove home pissed last night...

 noooo:


And tonight....

To be fair, two tourist cars had parked within 6" of my bumpers front and back so I did trust LL to 'see me out'....

Missed the gates while reversing in tho.....  whistle:

Top tip:

Save on T-Cut.
Paint the gates silver.  :thumbsup:
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Re: BM has a house full of wimmin cackling
« Reply #116 on: August 17, 2013, 11:07:06 PM »
I drove home pissed last night...

 noooo:


And tonight....

To be fair, two tourist cars had parked within 6" of my bumpers front and back so I did trust LL to 'see me out'....

Missed the gates while reversing in tho.....  whistle:

Top tip:

Save on T-Cut.
Paint the gates silver.  :thumbsup:
lol:

Why does he need gates anyway?  Surely he wants the inmates to escape
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: BM has a house full of wimmin cackling
« Reply #117 on: August 18, 2013, 06:07:20 AM »
I drove home pissed last night...

 noooo:


And tonight....

To be fair, two tourist cars had parked within 6" of my bumpers front and back so I did trust LL to 'see me out'....

Missed the gates while reversing in tho.....  whistle:

Top tip:

Save on T-Cut.
Paint the gates silver.  :thumbsup:

doh: It was so obvious!  Thumbs:

@Steve It is to keep the goats out....  lol:
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Re: BM has a house full of wimmin cackling
« Reply #118 on: August 18, 2013, 08:51:22 AM »
. . . .@Steve It is to keep the goats out....  lol:

doh:  should have thought of that, ta
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Re: BM has a house full of wimmin cackling
« Reply #119 on: August 18, 2013, 08:58:20 AM »
They have gone out again.... I'll get a quick coat of solver on the gates before they come back....  Thumbs:
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