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Offline Steve

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Re: My new breadmaker
« Reply #15 on: August 14, 2013, 02:54:54 PM »
The most important question on the topic of home breadmaking machines:

Why?
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: My new breadmaker
« Reply #16 on: August 14, 2013, 02:57:42 PM »
The most important question on the topic of home breadmaking machines:

Why?

There was a thread somewhere about them ,......... rubschin:  most on here seem to own one  (not me ) ..........BM's seed is well known.......

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Re: My new breadmaker
« Reply #17 on: August 14, 2013, 02:58:39 PM »
Cos it's a gadget, like  :thumbsup:
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Re: My new breadmaker
« Reply #18 on: August 14, 2013, 03:13:34 PM »
The most important question on the topic of home breadmaking machines:

Why?

To make bread like....  Thumbs:
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Re: My new breadmaker
« Reply #19 on: August 14, 2013, 03:20:23 PM »
Cos it's a gadget, like  :thumbsup:

It's a gadget for bored housewives and  Gayer: s   who ought to know about the varieties of bread you can get in your local bread shops.

Typical discussion with breadmaking machine owning woman

she: "I've made some new bread"

me: "oh aye?"

she: "I put broccoli and cheese in it"

me:  (unsaid) " oh FFS so not only will I have to eat disgusterous bread but you've wasted perfectly good broccoli and cheese"

she:  "next week I'm going to try putting plutonium and cat sick in bread"

Cos it's a gadget, like  :thumbsup:
Bet you could have had a small chain saw for about the same, now THAT is a gadget.
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: My new breadmaker
« Reply #20 on: August 14, 2013, 03:22:21 PM »
Cos it's a gadget, like  :thumbsup:

It's a gadget for bored housewives and  Gayer: s   who ought to know about the varieties of bread you can get in your local bread shops.

Typical discussion with breadmaking machine owning woman

she: "I've made some new bread"

me: "oh aye?"

she: "I put broccoli and cheese in it"

me:  (unsaid) " oh FFS so not only will I have to eat disgusterous bread but you've wasted perfectly good broccoli and cheese"

she:  "next week I'm going to try putting plutonium and cat sick in bread"

Cos it's a gadget, like  :thumbsup:
Bet you could have had a small chain saw for about the same, now THAT is a gadget.

 Thumbs:  lol: lol: lol:

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Re: My new breadmaker
« Reply #21 on: August 14, 2013, 04:10:15 PM »
Morning all. Hope you are behaving !!!!
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Re: My new breadmaker
« Reply #22 on: August 14, 2013, 04:11:26 PM »
It's nearly evening  rubschin:
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Re: My new breadmaker
« Reply #23 on: August 14, 2013, 04:12:26 PM »
Morning all. Hope you are behaving !!!!

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Re: My new breadmaker
« Reply #24 on: August 14, 2013, 04:23:54 PM »
I can't even post in the right thread  noooo:
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Re: My new breadmaker
« Reply #25 on: August 14, 2013, 04:24:32 PM »
I can't even post in the right thread  noooo:

Good holiday then............... Thumbs:

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Re: My new breadmaker
« Reply #26 on: August 14, 2013, 04:44:03 PM »
Bet you could have had a small chain saw for about the same, now THAT is a gadget.

Are you saying you'd rather see Nick playing with a chainsaw than a breadmaker??  eeek:


I dread to think what kind of devastation he would cause.  scared2:
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Re: My new breadmaker
« Reply #27 on: August 14, 2013, 05:02:11 PM »
It's nearly evening  rubschin:

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Re: My new breadmaker
« Reply #28 on: August 14, 2013, 05:10:01 PM »
Bet you could have had a small chain saw for about the same, now THAT is a gadget.

Are you saying you'd rather see Nick playing with a chainsaw than a breadmaker??  eeek:


I dread to think what kind of devastation he would cause.  scared2:
Ah yes, good point doh:

Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: My new breadmaker
« Reply #29 on: August 14, 2013, 05:27:25 PM »
Bet you could have had a small chain saw for about the same, now THAT is a gadget.

Are you saying you'd rather see Nick playing with a chainsaw than a breadmaker??  eeek:


I dread to think what kind of devastation he would cause.  scared2:
Ah yes, good point doh:

By the sounds of his bread he may need one to slice it,,,,,,,, noooo: