Bizarre Things You Are Paying For

[Grumpmeister]

The Welsh are even worse 

We have the 'Cornish National Liberation Army' (also known as inbred gormless fuckwits) down here. In a previous incarnation (An Gof) they burned down a hairdressers in Penzance years ago. What their  statement afterwards didn't mention was that they had meant to torch a branch of the Nationwide next door and that the hair salon have been owned and run by someone born in Cornwall. 

[Nick]

When cousins marry 

[Grumpmeister]

I suspect in the case of at least some of the members the relationship is far closer than cousins... 

[Grumpmeister]

Your licence fee at work... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3384365/BBC-spends-hundreds-thousands-new-logo-just-weeks-BBC3-taken-TV.html

[Grumpmeister]

If the members of the art committee want to fork out 12 grand for a portrait of the Lords speaker then they pay for it out of their own bleedin' pockets. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3403591/The-Lord-Speaker-racked-expense-claims-worth-thousands-chauffeur-driven-journeys-12-000-portrait-painted-taxpayer-expense.html

[Steve]

If the members of the art committee want to fork out 12 grand for a portrait of the Lords speaker then they pay for it out of their own bleedin' pockets. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3403591/The-Lord-Speaker-racked-expense-claims-worth-thousands-chauffeur-driven-journeys-12-000-portrait-painted-taxpayer-expense.html

Another example of 'Austerity is for Others'

[Barman]

If the members of the art committee want to fork out 12 grand for a portrait of the Lords speaker then they pay for it out of their own bleedin' pockets. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3403591/The-Lord-Speaker-racked-expense-claims-worth-thousands-chauffeur-driven-journeys-12-000-portrait-painted-taxpayer-expense.html

Another example of 'Austerity is for Others'

Zackly! 

[Darwins Selection]

If the members of the art committee want to fork out 12 grand for a portrait of the Lords speaker then they pay for it out of their own bleedin' pockets. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3403591/The-Lord-Speaker-racked-expense-claims-worth-thousands-chauffeur-driven-journeys-12-000-portrait-painted-taxpayer-expense.html

Another example of 'Austerity is for Others'

Zackly! 

I suppose it kept the artist off the dole for a while but why do all these leeches need paintings of themselves anyway?

[Grumpmeister]

I'm sorry but you can fuck right off! With the NHS in the state it's in at the moment you want fifty grand to fix the nose that was infected by a flesh eating bug after your 42nd cosmetic procedure? How much essential medication would that money pay for? Call me a heartless bastard but you've been able to pay for the previous procedures so you can fork out for this one yourself. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3563896/Surgery-addict-50-000-nose-NHS-contracting-bug.html

[Steve]

 

[Barman]

 

[Nick]

http://order-order.com/2016/05/11/named-and-shamed-full-list-of-mps-shagging-their-secretaries/

[Barman]

http://order-order.com/2016/05/11/named-and-shamed-full-list-of-mps-shagging-their-secretaries/

 

[Steve]

http://order-order.com/2016/05/11/named-and-shamed-full-list-of-mps-shagging-their-secretaries/

It's just a list of MPs and spouses/long term partners. 

[Nick]