Bizarre Things You Are Paying For

[Steve]

You may want to brace yourself BM because this is starting to sound like a bad Barclaycard advert...

Breast enlargement on the NHS £4800
Botox treatment on the NHS £1500
Taxis because 'you are hated because the taxpayer paid for your enlargement' £6000 a year
Counselling on the NHS because you've been 'so traumatized' by the backlash
Apparently going to get £2500 worth of dental work done as you are pregnant (again funded by the taxpayer)
And now you will try to give up smoking as long as we pay for it? 

Your attitude to taking the taxpayer for a ride.....................priceless. 

You claimed that you were making £1500 a night as an escort before getting pregnant from one of your punters so you can bloody well pay for it yourself. There are people who have a genuine need for treatment that have been turned away because people (and I use that description about as loosely as I can) like you have decided that their cosmetic wants are more important.

I had the misfortune of meeting your idol years ago and as little time as I have for her I'm petty sure that even she would look on you with nothing more than complete disgust.

BM is going to have his man boobs enlarged you say?

 

[Barman]

You may want to brace yourself BM because this is starting to sound like a bad Barclaycard advert...

Breast enlargement on the NHS £4800
Botox treatment on the NHS £1500
Taxis because 'you are hated because the taxpayer paid for your enlargement' £6000 a year
Counselling on the NHS because you've been 'so traumatized' by the backlash
Apparently going to get £2500 worth of dental work done as you are pregnant (again funded by the taxpayer)
And now you will try to give up smoking as long as we pay for it? 

Your attitude to taking the taxpayer for a ride.....................priceless. 

You claimed that you were making £1500 a night as an escort before getting pregnant from one of your punters so you can bloody well pay for it yourself. There are people who have a genuine need for treatment that have been turned away because people (and I use that description about as loosely as I can) like you have decided that their cosmetic wants are more important.

I had the misfortune of meeting your idol years ago and as little time as I have for her I'm petty sure that even she would look on you with nothing more than complete disgust.

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[Grumpmeister]

For some reason the link didnt paste across, amended now. 

[Barman]

For some reason the link didnt paste across, amended now. 

Fuck me! What a moose! 

[Grumpmeister]

I have to admit, my initial reaction was that Nick should donate his paper bag 

[Darwins Selection]

For some reason the link didnt paste across, amended now. 

Link?

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

How the fuck did that ever get pregnant?

Is it the second coming or summat?

Oi, you! Get those camels off my lawn!

[Grumpmeister]

For some reason the link didnt paste across, amended now. 

Link?

Added to the original post, but here it is again.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2666769/Seven-months-pregnant-boob-job-scrounger-smokes-20-day-vows-quit-long-paid-NHS.html

[Barman]

For some reason the link didnt paste across, amended now. 

Link?

Added to the original post, but here it is again.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2666769/Seven-months-pregnant-boob-job-scrounger-smokes-20-day-vows-quit-long-paid-NHS.html

Fuck me! What a moose! 

[Darwins Selection]

For some reason the link didnt paste across, amended now. 

Link?

Added to the original post, but here it is again.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2666769/Seven-months-pregnant-boob-job-scrounger-smokes-20-day-vows-quit-long-paid-NHS.html

Fuck me! What a moose! 

  You might get taken up on that, having seen her picture now. 

[Barman]

For some reason the link didnt paste across, amended now. 

Link?

Added to the original post, but here it is again.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2666769/Seven-months-pregnant-boob-job-scrounger-smokes-20-day-vows-quit-long-paid-NHS.html

Fuck me! What a moose! 

  You might get taken up on that, having seen her picture now. 

 

[Grumpmeister]

If this is true we maybe able to claw some of that money back again. But then again who in their right mind is going to want to pay ten grand to watch her giving birth. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2709473/WOW-Just-told-4-tickets-sold-14-minutes-NHS-boob-job-model-Josie-Cunningham-sells-10-000-tickets-fans-watch-birth-home.html

Never thought I'd say this but those poor journalists. 

[Barman]

If this is true we maybe able to claw some of that money back again. But then again who in their right mind is going to want to pay ten grand to watch her giving birth. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2709473/WOW-Just-told-4-tickets-sold-14-minutes-NHS-boob-job-model-Josie-Cunningham-sells-10-000-tickets-fans-watch-birth-home.html

Never thought I'd say this but those poor journalists. 

WTF??? 

[Darwins Selection]

If this is true we maybe able to claw some of that money back again. But then again who in their right mind is going to want to pay ten grand to watch her giving birth. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2709473/WOW-Just-told-4-tickets-sold-14-minutes-NHS-boob-job-model-Josie-Cunningham-sells-10-000-tickets-fans-watch-birth-home.html

Never thought I'd say this but those poor journalists. 

WTF??? 

£40,000 to watch a simple, big-udder cow give birth you say?

There may be munny in this.

[Grumpmeister]

Something tells me the vet would lose his arm in there