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Offline Baldy

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Re: Feeling a bit ruff
« Reply #120 on: September 05, 2013, 08:37:58 PM »
They really are rather good you know. About 80% satisfaction rating imo, and rising the more you get used to 'em, honestly. :thumbsup:

Women are much the same apparently.  ;)

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Re: Feeling a bit ruff
« Reply #121 on: September 05, 2013, 09:07:45 PM »
Oh Nick so sorry to hear this news. It's a bit of a 'wake up call' I guess.

If you end up doing brain exercises please let me know, I would like to join you as my brain is not functioning normally since this all started.  No change there I hear you cry.

I don't usually do scared but it is scary when you don't have control.  At the moment poor Mr C is being woken several time as night by me trying to get out of the room in order to collect various people from various places.  Last night I fell across both of his legs that woke him with a start. noooo:

I have taken to throwing water over the carpet.

I have just woken up thinking that it is Friday.  I couldn't work out why the remote control would not let me click on tomorrow morning's news. redface: There were several other daft things that happened in the end I admitted defeat and called my eldest daughter to find out is it was morning or night and what day it was. redface: redface: noooo: lol: scared2: sad24:

I think that I am going to have to ask the horsepicle if my brain was deprived of oxygen when I crashed.
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Re: Feeling a bit ruff
« Reply #122 on: September 05, 2013, 09:15:38 PM »
 happy100

Oh Miss C.  How frustrating for you and those holding you upright. 

It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

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Re: Feeling a bit ruff
« Reply #123 on: September 05, 2013, 10:21:26 PM »
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Miss C good to see you big girly hugs ... cloud9:

See your brain is not far from normal you are still thinking about others, Nick and picking up various people so... No change there then    rubschin:

I am sure the lovely Mr C is just glad to have you home .... ;)

We have missed you .... If it is of any consolation  I wake up most mornings wondering what day it is .. ::) and I have not been ill so have no excuse just senility  redface:

Hopefully it won't be long before you are back to having a nice large glass of chilled Pinot....  Thumbs:

Bickering needs your influence it has gone to pot since you have not been here the gardens are shocking ..  The boys have been skiving off ... We gerls have tried our best to get them moving but we need you ...

LL has been painting and ensuring BM is keeping the pub up to standard which is good.... Thumbs:

I have been putting the kettle on and making breakie but your gerls have missed you and not been laying so no eggs... noooo:

JOM and TMR have been keeping the coffee machine going and Grumpy appeared with a hooge mug not sure what you will make of that...  noooo:  Oh and driving BM mad talking Yoda ... shutup:

Baldy has been in trouble ... but thankfully got away with it I think... confused:

Misty and Apey have been working hard and Misty's laptop is gubbed ....

Tipsy has been in France , Nick wanted her to be his carer but she skilfully avoided that one ...

Miss D came back from  holiday with lots of tales to tell and a very proud mum when the brat got brilliant exam results..

Steve bless him has been asking everyone have they seen you scuttling round with his likkle hose looking for you...

DS and Uncle have been keeping everyone in line...

Hope you will be back to full health soon ... We luv ya  cloud9:

PS Apologies if I missed anybody's news ... redface:

 
« Last Edit: September 05, 2013, 10:34:20 PM by boogs »
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Re: Feeling a bit ruff
« Reply #124 on: September 05, 2013, 10:28:59 PM »
Good to hear from you again Miss C and sorry to hear you are having worries about your brain being a tad awry.   

I'd say go for the Vino but I guess doctors various have forbade such. 

Boogs has updated you with the news, I can't understand a word she's said about me.  Can I just ask were you in the Las Vegas Gucci and Fendi stores last Sunday? 
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Feeling a bit ruff
« Reply #125 on: September 05, 2013, 10:31:29 PM »
Good to hear from you again Miss C and sorry to hear you are having worries about your brain being a tad awry.   

I'd say go for the Vino but I guess doctors various have forbade such. 

Boogs has updated you with the news, I can't understand a word she's said about me.  Can I just ask were you in the Las Vegas Gucci and Fendi stores last Sunday?

Sorry Steve forgot that bit  redface:   I was talking about your likkle firemans hose  eeek:
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Re: Feeling a bit ruff
« Reply #126 on: September 05, 2013, 10:46:00 PM »
Miss C  cloud9: Great to see you in here and posting elsewhere too. Take great care, it seems that Mr C (and I'm sure others) are doing there bit to help you along. I mean it, take care xxx

I now have a vision of Boogs sat at her window behimd the net curtains making notes of all our comings and goings  lol:
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Re: Feeling a bit ruff
« Reply #127 on: September 06, 2013, 05:25:50 AM »
Miss C - lovely to hear from you....  cloud9:

The good news is that it IS Friday today - see, you are on the road to recovery already....  Thumbs:
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Re: Feeling a bit ruff
« Reply #128 on: September 06, 2013, 06:46:55 AM »
Oh Miss C ... happy100

Oh your poor head !!!

Don't worry about what day it is ....they tend to offer the same these days  lol:

Watering the carpet obviously means yue are hankering after your garden and falling across men knees is not something that should ever be discouraged  ;)

Boogs - seriously impressed by reporting abilities. I feel the Bickering Times awaits you as editor in chief  Thumbs:
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Re: Feeling a bit ruff
« Reply #129 on: September 06, 2013, 06:52:23 AM »
Who is Miss C?
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Re: Feeling a bit ruff
« Reply #130 on: September 06, 2013, 06:57:18 AM »
Miss C. No need for long winded ramblings from me my fave lickle kitten.

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Re: Feeling a bit ruff
« Reply #131 on: September 06, 2013, 08:34:32 AM »
Miss C  cloud9: Great to see you in here and posting elsewhere too. Take great care, it seems that Mr C (and I'm sure others) are doing there bit to help you along. I mean it, take care xxx

I now have a vision of Boogs sat at her window behimd the net curtains making notes of all our comings and goings  lol:

As Miss C's deputy it is my job to keep her updated as to what is going on while she is indisposed JOM and if you guys did not try to pull strokes I would have nothing to report .... noooo:

One thing I did forget to report to her is the sightings of the bear round the village ....  ;D Chomping and rummaging grumpy as ever she will be pleased  cloud9:

I do not sit behind my net curtains if I had any (yes I do sit in my window seat) making notes... as you well know that is to bring in business .... I sometimes am able to secure passing trade and as things are a bit tight at the moment round her my services are not essential as people can do it themselves ....   sad24: 

I need to specialise I think perhaps advertise my services on the net to increase my earning potential... Thumbs:

Costumes may be the way to go  Thumbs:  cloud9:
« Last Edit: September 06, 2013, 08:38:26 AM by boogs »
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Re: Feeling a bit ruff
« Reply #132 on: September 06, 2013, 11:33:27 AM »
Get well soon Miss C .........

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Re: Feeling a bit ruff
« Reply #133 on: September 06, 2013, 03:16:55 PM »
Can I second Miss D's statement re. Boogs abilities.  Seriously impressed here too.   :thumbsup:

Can we have a new thread for time to time updates just such as this as my own access is abit hit and miss at times.

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Re: Feeling a bit ruff
« Reply #134 on: September 06, 2013, 03:18:16 PM »
Can I second Miss D's statement re. Boogs abilities.  Seriously impressed here too.   :thumbsup:

Can we have a new thread for time to time updates just such as this as my own mind is abit hit and miss at times.

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