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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Reasonable force
« on: August 21, 2007, 05:33:37 PM »
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4253849.stm

Two and a half years for ripping off a man's testicle ....... she apparently was slightly annoyed with her boyfriend , grabbed his equipment and pulled 'hard' , ripping it off completely.  scared:

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She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

Don't think it will 'live with her' as much as poor old Geoff though. Ouch  shocked003
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Re: Reasonable force
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2007, 05:35:31 PM »
Well, looking on the bright side I guess that?s one less thing to scratch?  whistle:
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Re: Reasonable force
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2007, 05:37:36 PM »
But how can he get a "cannon" when playing Pocket Billiards?
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Re: Reasonable force
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2007, 05:40:29 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 21, 2007, 05:37:36 PM
But how can he get a "cannon" when playing Pocket Billiards?
rubschin: No cannon, no in-off?  rubschin:

Still,  that?s one less thing to scratch?   whistle:


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Re: Reasonable force
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2007, 05:45:16 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 21, 2007, 05:40:29 PM
Still,  that?s one less thing to scratch?   whistle:

Or to clean if you were Snoopy  eyes:
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Re: Reasonable force
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2007, 05:46:34 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 21, 2007, 05:45:16 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 21, 2007, 05:40:29 PM
Still,  that?s one less thing to scratch?   whistle:

Or to clean if you were Snoopy  eyes:
Well yes, of course? cleaning went without saying?  redface:
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Re: Reasonable force
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2007, 05:47:39 PM »
Give me a Bonio and you can have a lick too.
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Re: Reasonable force
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2007, 05:49:30 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 21, 2007, 05:47:39 PM
Give me a Bonio and you can have a lick too.
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Re: Reasonable force
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2007, 05:50:51 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 21, 2007, 05:47:39 PM
Give me Bono and he can have a lick too.
Always suspected you had a sneaky admiration for the self professed Saviour of the planet  eatarrow:
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Re: Reasonable force
« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2007, 05:52:10 PM »

 rubschin:
« Last Edit: August 21, 2007, 05:56:14 PM by Barman »
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Re: Reasonable force
« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2007, 05:55:39 PM »
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Re: Reasonable force
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Re: Reasonable force
« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2007, 06:06:18 PM »
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I'd bite that bugger if he ever come round here.  evil:

You might get put down for that kind of anti socialism behaviour  lol:
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Re: Reasonable force
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Re: Reasonable force
« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2007, 06:17:00 PM »
I was reading through some old Incident Report forms at work and had to laugh at the way a colleague described an incident:

" Mr **** swiped my testicles which where thus moved from their usual position "
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