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Offline Steve

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Re: The all new Bickering harvest festival misshapen vegetable compo
« Reply #30 on: September 07, 2013, 01:27:09 PM »
happy001 multiple  ^

The committee (well me and CWMBO) will have to decide which is the bestest entry by multiple vegetable posters

Still no Turnips?   rubschin:

There's nothing funny about Turnips Steve....  noooo:

Quite so. Never a topic for levity.  noooo:
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Re: The all new Bickering harvest festival misshapen vegetable compo
« Reply #31 on: September 07, 2013, 01:35:13 PM »
happy001 multiple  ^

The committee (well me and CWMBO) will have to decide which is the bestest entry by multiple vegetable posters

Still no Turnips?   rubschin:

There's nothing funny about Turnips Steve....  noooo:

Quite so. Never a topic for levity.  noooo:
quite so                                                                                                        not


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Re: The all new Bickering harvest festival misshapen vegetable compo
« Reply #32 on: September 07, 2013, 08:49:11 PM »
Right the valid entries by the closing time were as follows.  For each multiple entry poster I've put first the currently selected one for the vote, shout NOW if you disagree as the poll will go up soon-ish

Steve http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/8822/17780920.jpg

Boogs http://s9.postimg.org/3rx0kq3ln/images_CAOFUU1_A.jpg

Barman http://s24.postimg.org/hg62e7fpt/veg.jpg    not:]http://s17.postimg.org/i2dbtwdl7/rude_carrot_new_mark2.jpg http://s24.postimg.org/mt3blmy1d/Funny_Couple_Raddish_Vegetable_Picture.jpg

Miss D  http://greennapkinnutrition.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Potato_heart_mutation-300x262.jpg

JOM  http://s15.postimg.org/nfvxwkn9z/food_2.jpg[/img]  not:http://s23.postimg.org/idac2za47/food_1.jpg   http://s22.postimg.org/b9omuhlfh/food_5.jpg http://s13.postimg.org/k29504b0z/food_6.jpg

Landlady https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR8zVm1uKxDeB710zqlxbVU-ZTBwl0ntd1_7jLJzme94wzrQacy

(updated to not show pics to reduce confusion with reply 33)
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Re: The all new Bickering harvest festival misshapen vegetable compo
« Reply #33 on: September 08, 2013, 12:13:26 AM »
You be the judge

Have added the poll so please vote now for your favourite misshapen vegetable or fruit.   Poll runs til Monday night 

Candidates are listed in alphabetical order . . .


"Barman's nude pair"



"Boog's Dirty Carrot"



"JOM's Apple" 
   


"Landlady's parsnip"



"Miss D's Potato Heart" 



"Steve's Phallic Carrot"

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Re: The all new Bickering harvest festival misshapen vegetable compo
« Reply #34 on: September 08, 2013, 05:40:56 AM »
Isn't that meant to be Miss D's bottom cleavage?
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Re: The all new Bickering harvest festival misshapen vegetable compo
« Reply #35 on: September 08, 2013, 06:56:49 AM »
My waist isn't that teeny tiny  lol:
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Re: The all new Bickering harvest festival misshapen vegetable compo
« Reply #36 on: September 08, 2013, 10:58:16 AM »
My waist isn't that teeny tiny  lol:
Ah but is your heart that big?

Seems your tater is winning the vote with the judges
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Re: The all new Bickering harvest festival misshapen vegetable compo
« Reply #37 on: September 09, 2013, 08:14:52 AM »
My waist isn't that teeny tiny  lol:
Ah but is your heart that big?

Seems your tater is winning the vote with the judges

I voted for Miss D's taters...  lol:
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Re: The all new Bickering harvest festival misshapen vegetable compo
« Reply #38 on: September 09, 2013, 08:52:58 AM »
Is that so you can make chips ?  lol:
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Re: The all new Bickering harvest festival misshapen vegetable compo
« Reply #39 on: September 09, 2013, 09:06:25 AM »
Is that so you can make chips ?  lol:
The smokers club seems to think there is a lot of nicotine in potatoes.  rubschin:
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Re: The all new Bickering harvest festival misshapen vegetable compo
« Reply #40 on: September 09, 2013, 09:08:34 AM »
Is that so you can make chips ?  lol:

Straw fries... ;)
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Re: The all new Bickering harvest festival misshapen vegetable compo
« Reply #41 on: September 09, 2013, 09:09:35 AM »
No one likes my carrot, not even me  cry:
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Re: The all new Bickering harvest festival misshapen vegetable compo
« Reply #42 on: September 09, 2013, 09:10:25 AM »
No one likes my carrot, not even me  cry:

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Re: The all new Bickering harvest festival misshapen vegetable compo
« Reply #43 on: September 09, 2013, 09:11:28 AM »
Is that so you can make chips ?  lol:
The smokers club seems to think there is a lot of nicotine in potatoes.  rubschin:

The nicotine contents of vegetables

After spending an extraordinarily long time figuring out exactly how much nicotine eggplants contained, I found a proper source and made this page to make Google more helpful in the future. The data is taken from the New England Journal of Medicine vol 329 p437, available here.
Vegetable   Nicotine in ng/g   g per 1µg nicotine
Cauliflower   16.8   59.5
Eggplant (Aubergine)   100.0   10
Potatoes   7.1   140
Green tomatoes   42.8   23.4
Ripe tomatoes   4.3   233.0
Pureed tomatoes   52.0   19.2
1µg of nicotine is the equivalent of sitting in a vaguely smoke filled room for three hours. A cigarette contains about 7mg of nicotine, of which 1mg is absorbed. In other words, 100g of eggplant contains 0.01mg of nicotine, and 10kg of eggplant is equivalent to one cigarette. However, absorbtion rates from ingestion are low and nicotine is quickly metabolised, so the effect isn't nearly the same.

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Re: The all new Bickering harvest festival misshapen vegetable compo
« Reply #44 on: September 09, 2013, 09:25:00 AM »
 eeek:  now I know why those green tomatoes are so good
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